@phlebascaesar.bsky.social
classicist, sci-fi lover, political progressive/ experimenter
https://www.linkedin.com/in/jonathanjamesholz/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/jonathanjamesholz/
Pinned
This was posted in the new Epstein files release and removed about 20 mins later.
Wonder why that is.
Wonder why that is.
But Hunter Biden's laptop
It is raining in Milwaukee right now. Then it will clear up an be in the 50's F. Again, it is February. It is raining. In Wisconsin.
What is more astonishing is the Epstein Files.
What is more astonishing is the Epstein Files.
February 18, 2026 at 12:17 PM
It is raining in Milwaukee right now. Then it will clear up an be in the 50's F. Again, it is February. It is raining. In Wisconsin.
What is more astonishing is the Epstein Files.
What is more astonishing is the Epstein Files.
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![4-panel comic. (1) [Two people in a room with bed and nightstand. One person points at something on ceiling.] PERSON 1 with short hair on top of head: What’s that device? PERSON 2 with ponytail: Part of the supernova early warning system. There hasn’t been a Milky Way supernova in over a century. Astronomers don’t want to miss the next one. (2) [Person 2 sits on bed.] PERSON 2: 20 years ago, we set up a supernova alert system using neutrino detectors. It should give us a few hours’ advance notice. (3) PERSON 2: If it ever goes off, every astronomer on Earth will scramble to point their equipment at the sky. PERSON 1: Oh, Ok. So is that a detector? Or some kind of telescope? (4) PERSON 2 [leaving]: Fireworks launcher. I *refuse* to sleep through a supernova. PERSON 1: I think I’ll spend the night at my place instead.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreieib3sjwqtdeaedpuit6ewx4mm56j3nzcvfqpwbtzifnvsvtp6rde@jpeg)
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RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/
February 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/
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The regime is now dictating what political views are acceptable to air on television and paramount/cbs are collaborating in that censorship bsky.app/profile/ditz...
Stephen Colbert said that the FCC and CBS - which is in no way a compromised or complicit organization - wouldn’t allow him to broadcast an interview with Democratic State Rep James Talarico. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/a...
Colbert Doesn’t Give an FCC About Calling Out CBS
www.nytimes.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:09 PM
The regime is now dictating what political views are acceptable to air on television and paramount/cbs are collaborating in that censorship bsky.app/profile/ditz...
I am not ready to tutor math tomorrow. And these kids had a 4 day weekend so I know they aren't ready.
All I can do is go in early and prepare.
All I can do is go in early and prepare.
February 17, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I am not ready to tutor math tomorrow. And these kids had a 4 day weekend so I know they aren't ready.
All I can do is go in early and prepare.
All I can do is go in early and prepare.
I just finished Blueprint for Armageddon by the great @dancarlin.bsky.social in one weekend and now want to play Guns of August
February 17, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I just finished Blueprint for Armageddon by the great @dancarlin.bsky.social in one weekend and now want to play Guns of August
Return your books
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Seinfeld - The Library Cop
YouTube video by TheSeinfeldScenes
youtu.be
February 16, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Return your books
youtu.be/D9tP9fI2zbE?...
youtu.be/D9tP9fI2zbE?...
Made falafel from scratch. Unfortunately I decided to drop fry them and did not wait for the oil to reach the approved temperature. So I had soft and soggy balls. I pan fried them and it was ok but going forward using the air fryer
February 16, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Made falafel from scratch. Unfortunately I decided to drop fry them and did not wait for the oil to reach the approved temperature. So I had soft and soggy balls. I pan fried them and it was ok but going forward using the air fryer
This is how you deal with them
February 16, 2026 at 2:39 AM
This is how you deal with them
The more I learn about Woodrow Wilson the less I like him.
February 15, 2026 at 10:02 PM
The more I learn about Woodrow Wilson the less I like him.
Guesss what's on Tubi, you schmuck.
February 15, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Guesss what's on Tubi, you schmuck.
Hey Pam, here is a piece of paper that you you forgot to talk about
But Hunter Biden's laptop
This was posted in the new Epstein files release and removed about 20 mins later.
Wonder why that is.
Wonder why that is.
February 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Hey Pam, here is a piece of paper that you you forgot to talk about
Working on a 4 hour project at least, so listening to 1 episode of Blueprint for Armageddon thanks to @dancarlin.bsky.social
February 15, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Working on a 4 hour project at least, so listening to 1 episode of Blueprint for Armageddon thanks to @dancarlin.bsky.social
Sat. Hot Takes:
1. RFK jr recommends doing rails on toilet seats
2. Current stock market "Trumps" past pedophilia
3. Blame Congress for the crime in their state
4. Sports ppl cannot have political opinions
5. White is the new black
6. I don't do crimes, you do crimes
Brought to you by the number i
1. RFK jr recommends doing rails on toilet seats
2. Current stock market "Trumps" past pedophilia
3. Blame Congress for the crime in their state
4. Sports ppl cannot have political opinions
5. White is the new black
6. I don't do crimes, you do crimes
Brought to you by the number i
February 14, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Sat. Hot Takes:
1. RFK jr recommends doing rails on toilet seats
2. Current stock market "Trumps" past pedophilia
3. Blame Congress for the crime in their state
4. Sports ppl cannot have political opinions
5. White is the new black
6. I don't do crimes, you do crimes
Brought to you by the number i
1. RFK jr recommends doing rails on toilet seats
2. Current stock market "Trumps" past pedophilia
3. Blame Congress for the crime in their state
4. Sports ppl cannot have political opinions
5. White is the new black
6. I don't do crimes, you do crimes
Brought to you by the number i
Going to bed. Try not to invade anyone or blow something up, I just got some new clothes.
February 14, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Going to bed. Try not to invade anyone or blow something up, I just got some new clothes.
@lisa-catara.bsky.social Friday night Gen X dance party youtu.be/1GDZp0bPRcU?...
Save Ferris - The World Is New
YouTube video by SaveFerrisVEVO
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 3:31 AM
@lisa-catara.bsky.social Friday night Gen X dance party youtu.be/1GDZp0bPRcU?...
As opposed to what is unleashed now
Let's do it and see. Bring it on. The biggest threat we've ever faced is squatting and shitting in the White House NOW.
February 14, 2026 at 2:21 AM
As opposed to what is unleashed now
Who knew that Nehemiah Scudder would be played by Donald Trump in the American reality interpretation of "If This Goes On ---" by Heinlein.
February 14, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Who knew that Nehemiah Scudder would be played by Donald Trump in the American reality interpretation of "If This Goes On ---" by Heinlein.
Dammit Trump. Can't you just shut up about things you know nothing about and just be a fry cook. Ppl like ppl who give them fries.
February 14, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Dammit Trump. Can't you just shut up about things you know nothing about and just be a fry cook. Ppl like ppl who give them fries.
Friday the 13th
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Teddy Bears Picnic ~ sung by Anne Murray
YouTube video by effieh2x
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Friday the 13th
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youtu.be/uxFIGWm9M6w?...
It's Friday the 13th so here is the horror
This was posted in the new Epstein files release and removed about 20 mins later.
Wonder why that is.
Wonder why that is.
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 PM
It's Friday the 13th so here is the horror
Watching "Collosus" starring Anne Hathaway and Jason Sudekis. A deep thinking Kaiju thriller featuring South Korea and the US, it features telepathy, a dive bar, a magic trick with a tea bag, and a play ground.
February 13, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Watching "Collosus" starring Anne Hathaway and Jason Sudekis. A deep thinking Kaiju thriller featuring South Korea and the US, it features telepathy, a dive bar, a magic trick with a tea bag, and a play ground.
If we lived in the universe of Herodotus, the hubris of Trumpists is going to have a hell of an ending.
February 13, 2026 at 12:25 AM
If we lived in the universe of Herodotus, the hubris of Trumpists is going to have a hell of an ending.
Hey Bondi, how about this
But Hunter Biden's laptop
This was posted in the new Epstein files release and removed about 20 mins later.
Wonder why that is.
Wonder why that is.
February 12, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Hey Bondi, how about this