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I needed another place to post cat pictures. Go Bills and Sabres.
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Here’s another video of my cats being cats
Even though it’s fuck Spotify, I really wanna know what they’d say my listening age is lol
December 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Even though it’s fuck Spotify, I really wanna know what they’d say my listening age is lol
Apple Music Wrapped
December 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Apple Music Wrapped
Why are direct flights basically non-existent these days?
December 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Why are direct flights basically non-existent these days?
I’ve been sick again all day. It’s gotta be my job. I never used to get sick and now this is the 3rd time since I’ve been working there exposed to the general public non stop.
December 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’ve been sick again all day. It’s gotta be my job. I never used to get sick and now this is the 3rd time since I’ve been working there exposed to the general public non stop.
R.I.P. to my last living great-grandparent
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
R.I.P. to my last living great-grandparent
It’s honestly scary how dumb a good half of the population is. It’s no surprise we’re in the position we are in. Working in retail again was a huge reminder of that. Intelligence completely goes out the window when customers walk into my store. It’s astounding really.
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It’s honestly scary how dumb a good half of the population is. It’s no surprise we’re in the position we are in. Working in retail again was a huge reminder of that. Intelligence completely goes out the window when customers walk into my store. It’s astounding really.
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The Flames couldnt handle the Bussi. He was too good between the pipes.
This one is going on the mantle 🖼️
Congratulations on your first career shutout, Brandon Bussi!
Congratulations on your first career shutout, Brandon Bussi!
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The Flames couldnt handle the Bussi. He was too good between the pipes.
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For selfish reasons I hope the rumors of going back to Boulder over July 4th are incorrect.
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
For selfish reasons I hope the rumors of going back to Boulder over July 4th are incorrect.
I deserve a shower wine 🍷 (Alice’s Restaurant playing in the background)
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I deserve a shower wine 🍷 (Alice’s Restaurant playing in the background)
She had a successful surgery this morning and is recovering now.
My amazing girlfriend and best person in my life had to stay overnight at the hospital last night and probably again tonight too and I can’t stop worrying
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
She had a successful surgery this morning and is recovering now.
My amazing girlfriend and best person in my life had to stay overnight at the hospital last night and probably again tonight too and I can’t stop worrying
November 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
My amazing girlfriend and best person in my life had to stay overnight at the hospital last night and probably again tonight too and I can’t stop worrying
Christ
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Christ
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“Babe, wake up. The old Josh Allen is back”
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
“Babe, wake up. The old Josh Allen is back”
I applied for a promotion at work. There’s low odds but still higher than zero. Wish me luck 🤞🏽🤞🏽
November 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I applied for a promotion at work. There’s low odds but still higher than zero. Wish me luck 🤞🏽🤞🏽
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years ago an emmy-winning comedy writer posted this in a DM group and I’ve thought about it literally every day since (anonymized and shared with permission)
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
years ago an emmy-winning comedy writer posted this in a DM group and I’ve thought about it literally every day since (anonymized and shared with permission)
I can’t wait for everything that’s happening with our gov’t to amount to absolutely nothing despite overwhelming evidence and for Trump to run for a third term. His supporters are too stupid to give a fuck and who’s gonna stop him? The Democrats? Bunch of spineless losers.
November 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I can’t wait for everything that’s happening with our gov’t to amount to absolutely nothing despite overwhelming evidence and for Trump to run for a third term. His supporters are too stupid to give a fuck and who’s gonna stop him? The Democrats? Bunch of spineless losers.
Watching the @sabres.com lose to the @avalanche.bsky.social tonight!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Watching the @sabres.com lose to the @avalanche.bsky.social tonight!!!!
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Happiest of birthdays to my Scorpio sister @zzbenz.bsky.social !!!!!!! I’m so glad we became friends during the pandemic. I hope Daniel Donato was the best time last night and that the patriarchy gets toppled for your birthday today. Eat all the hot dogs you can today because you deserve it 🌭
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Happiest of birthdays to my Scorpio sister @zzbenz.bsky.social !!!!!!! I’m so glad we became friends during the pandemic. I hope Daniel Donato was the best time last night and that the patriarchy gets toppled for your birthday today. Eat all the hot dogs you can today because you deserve it 🌭
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
This is a crazy headline if you don’t know international sports
Raducanu helps England prepare for the All Blacks reut.rs/4hRMESV
Raducanu helps England prepare for the All Blacks
There is nothing unusual about elite coaches bringing in expertise from other sports but a few eyebrows were raised at England's training base on Tuesday when coach Steve Borthwick said that tennis player Emma Raducanu had been helping out.
reut.rs
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This is a crazy headline if you don’t know international sports