FootiusMaximus
@footiusmaximus.bsky.social
Non jambander who happens to like Grateful Dead, Phish and WSMFP
Dermatologist office: Would like to schedule your annual checkup for next year while you’re here?
Me: Are yall gonna send 9 million texts, emails and calls like you’ve done in the last 3 days prior to this appointment?
DO: We are
Me: Are yall gonna send 9 million texts, emails and calls like you’ve done in the last 3 days prior to this appointment?
DO: We are
a man in a suit says " i 'm out " while holding a pen
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December 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Dermatologist office: Would like to schedule your annual checkup for next year while you’re here?
Me: Are yall gonna send 9 million texts, emails and calls like you’ve done in the last 3 days prior to this appointment?
DO: We are
Me: Are yall gonna send 9 million texts, emails and calls like you’ve done in the last 3 days prior to this appointment?
DO: We are
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Anyone have a good brush like this they like that has a soap dispenser in it. OXO used to be so good, now these POS barely last a few months
December 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Anyone have a good brush like this they like that has a soap dispenser in it. OXO used to be so good, now these POS barely last a few months
My brother is not on any form of social media but godamn if he doesn’t send me FOFTEEN memes a day. Make it stop
a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
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December 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My brother is not on any form of social media but godamn if he doesn’t send me FOFTEEN memes a day. Make it stop
The ACC should just boot them in all other sports. God forbid the ACC lobby for their own football member. Fuck notre dame
Notre Dame AD Pete Bevacqua to DP Show on the ACC: "We were mystified by the actions of the conference to attack their biggest partner really in football...They have certainly done permanent damage to the relationship between the conference and Notre Dame."
December 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The ACC should just boot them in all other sports. God forbid the ACC lobby for their own football member. Fuck notre dame
Bout to put the lights on our tree. Probably gonna do “bottoms up” just to make Sully unhinged #Lightweek
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December 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Bout to put the lights on our tree. Probably gonna do “bottoms up” just to make Sully unhinged #Lightweek
What a bunch of babies. Take your ball and go home.
10-2 Notre Dame announces it will not accept a bowl bid after missing the playoff.
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
What a bunch of babies. Take your ball and go home.
My team (Louisville Cardinals) didn’t make the playoffs. However, we did beat 2 of the teams that did. I’d beat a lot of $ we’ll be there next year. Brohm just needs to find the right QB in the portal this off season. #GoCARDS
December 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My team (Louisville Cardinals) didn’t make the playoffs. However, we did beat 2 of the teams that did. I’d beat a lot of $ we’ll be there next year. Brohm just needs to find the right QB in the portal this off season. #GoCARDS
Notre Dame getting the straight sandpaper condom, no lube is just🤌
December 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Notre Dame getting the straight sandpaper condom, no lube is just🤌
Let me preface this by saying, I know I’m old. I seriously thought the musical act on SNL was a made up skit at first. All the people he had on the stage with him, half looked like actors🤷
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Dijon: HIGHER! (Live) - SNL
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December 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Let me preface this by saying, I know I’m old. I seriously thought the musical act on SNL was a made up skit at first. All the people he had on the stage with him, half looked like actors🤷
youtu.be/DN-73CtVm8o?...
youtu.be/DN-73CtVm8o?...
This is some 🤡shit. Fuck Duke
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
This is some 🤡shit. Fuck Duke
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
Hahahhahhahahhahhahahahahah
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Hahahhahhahahhahhahahahahah
Lane Kiffin mad at himself for not waiting for this Alabama job that’s gonna be open soon😜
December 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Lane Kiffin mad at himself for not waiting for this Alabama job that’s gonna be open soon😜
Watching the Super G (Birds of Prey) from Beaver Creek is 🤌I love that run and it’ll definitely make you pucker up a bit
December 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Watching the Super G (Birds of Prey) from Beaver Creek is 🤌I love that run and it’ll definitely make you pucker up a bit
Fuck Indiana!
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December 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Fuck Indiana!
The Hunter S Thompson one is sick too!!
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The Hunter S Thompson one is sick too!!
I mean, I guess it’s fine but…..
Penn State is in the final stages of negotiations with Iowa State coach Matt Campbell to make him the new PSU coach, source confirms to NBC Sports.
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I mean, I guess it’s fine but…..
Happy happy @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social ! Fuck the haters bro, I ❤️🫵🏻 and your hairline. As fellow Kentuckians will fight these HEATHENS!! #UnitedWeStandDividedWeFall
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Happy happy @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social ! Fuck the haters bro, I ❤️🫵🏻 and your hairline. As fellow Kentuckians will fight these HEATHENS!! #UnitedWeStandDividedWeFall
That delicious torta I had for dinner last night is not working out so well today. Hat trick before 7:30am
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December 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
That delicious torta I had for dinner last night is not working out so well today. Hat trick before 7:30am