Phil Nugent
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Headline: "Leaked Chats from Leaders of Young Republican Groups Expose Racist, Antisemitic, Pro-Hitler Views and Advocacy for Killing Political Opponents." They're Republicans. Ambitious Trump-era Republicans. This is like saying that leaked X-rays of LeBron James expose him as being really tall.
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You want to know why I love this guy so much? This is his “stable family man” face.
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Happy belated birthday. Lenny, thou shouldst be living at this hour.
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Last known photo of Dr. Phil McGraw, taken seconds before Billy the Kid laid him low using McGraw’s own shotgun, loaded with 16 thin dimes, enough to spread him out like a crazy woman’s quilt.
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I think the best recourse the media might have for dealing with Trump might be what Time is doing here: say something nice about him while inviting him to show what his real priorities are by tying it to a photo where he looks like Howard Cosell, with an eating disorder, without his hairpiece.
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Every morning I wake up to fifty headlines referring to something Trump said, posted, or did as “unhinged.” At this point, it’s like calling Reagan “forgetful.” It’s not a compliment, but it’s also not a revelation, and it is connected to why his supporters think he’s wonderful.
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If you’re an actor who happens to be one of the hottest women ever to walk the earth, take comfort in knowing that you can always get a job on a cable cringe-comedy show playing the wife of a socially awkward uber-nerd.
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Hey, The Criterion Channel tacked a Charles Burnett wing onto its site! Which includes his “new” movie, which got a restoration and a limited release earlier this year, 26 years after it was completed but failed to receive distribution.
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32 Chunk, a brown bear from Katmai National Park and Preserve in Alaska, has been declared the winner of the 2025 Fat Bear Week contest. All rise for the National Anthem!
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Sometimes, in the world of film curation, a simple, direct statement of fact can achieve a Bazin-like eloquence.
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Fuuuuuck yeah Criterion Channel gettin’ its HK on for autumn!
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Now Playing: The season premiere of BOB’S BURGERS. You think David Mamet could have ever written dialogue like this, if he’d been at the height of his powers and coked out of his mind? That may be two ways of saying the same thing.
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The trick to becoming Ezra Klein is being incapable of ever thinking, “I’m just gonna keep my mouth shut about this for a minute.”
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Ezra Klein is explaining to David Remnick that anyone who didn’t like him praising Charlie Kirk to the skies in the hours after his death doesn’t get it that there are people who loved Kirk, and if he’d criticized him in that moment, he’d have antagonized and alienated them forever.
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Update: Turns out Sinclair’s and Nexstar’s resolve can be broken, but the Supreme Court is in it for the long haul.
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I’m constantly amazed at much Tiger Woods and I have in common. (My wife once tried to kill me with a golf club.)
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I filled out my first Cinemascore card today. I knew about these things but I’ve never actually even seen what they look like before. For the record, I gave ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER an A, and I lied about my age in the hope of increasing the likelihood that whoever sees it gives a shit.
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The first time I encountered the phrase “ran like he had never run before”, I pitched a Michael Palin Gumby character spazzing out at top speed.
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I once had a student who genuinely thought "akimbo" meant "all over the place," and demonstrated "arms akimbo" by imitating a car dealership blow-up guy. I still think this student's interpretation was more accurate than the real definition.
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Now Playing: MUSSOLINI: SON OF THE CENTURY on MUBI. This is the fourth episode of an eight-part series, and I’m enjoying the flash and brio of it all. But I am starting to wonder when this motherfucker plans to shave his head.