Phil Nugent
@philnugent.bsky.social
Looks like a vampire, but also someone that works in a vape store
If this hypothetical writer had a name that rhymed with "Floss Glarkin", that would be the cherry on top.
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
If this hypothetical writer had a name that rhymed with "Floss Glarkin", that would be the cherry on top.
Then we could all make a fun drinking game out of checking to see how many paragraphs it takes whenever he writes about anything before he slips in the parenthetical acknowledgment that when he ran for office, Zohran Mamdani was his campaign manager.
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Then we could all make a fun drinking game out of checking to see how many paragraphs it takes whenever he writes about anything before he slips in the parenthetical acknowledgment that when he ran for office, Zohran Mamdani was his campaign manager.
And he was a towering Ferengi. Let there be no loose talk suggesting that I made light of Tracey Walter’s Ferengi game.
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
And he was a towering Ferengi. Let there be no loose talk suggesting that I made light of Tracey Walter’s Ferengi game.
I know, I know, she’s preparing to run for president or pope or something. But wouldn’t it be hilarious if she goes back to tend her plot of land like Cincinnatus and never runs for anything or goes on the internet again? Dream with me a little!
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I know, I know, she’s preparing to run for president or pope or something. But wouldn’t it be hilarious if she goes back to tend her plot of land like Cincinnatus and never runs for anything or goes on the internet again? Dream with me a little!
This show does not have the single most irritating opening titles sequence in the history of television. But it does remind me of the opening credits of THE MORNING SHOW, which does.
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This show does not have the single most irritating opening titles sequence in the history of television. But it does remind me of the opening credits of THE MORNING SHOW, which does.
Most who see this are going to think that cashing in on being a disgrace is a very 2025 thing, but Nuzzi probably feels like she's a living homage to Evelyn Nesbit or something. I can see her trying to slip the editor a few bucks to run a drawing showing her tresses falling to form a question mark.
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Most who see this are going to think that cashing in on being a disgrace is a very 2025 thing, but Nuzzi probably feels like she's a living homage to Evelyn Nesbit or something. I can see her trying to slip the editor a few bucks to run a drawing showing her tresses falling to form a question mark.