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Franken Phil

@philisit.bsky.social

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Flappin' my arms, I began to cluck (Quack-quack) Look at me, I'm the disco duck

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 6h

A fun thing about Battlefield 6 is that people will get mad at their teams, and their teams can be up to 63 bots.

Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 9h

"He's a veteran!" There was your first clue.

Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 9h

There's a complete non-entity running as a Democrat with all these puff pieces about him and people already 100% committed to voting for him based solely on party affiliation, and they're upset you're questioning his Nazi tattoos.

Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 10h

Finally, a feel good story.

Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 11h

Are you telling me the Milkshake Duck is racist?

Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 19h

It's gotta feel so good to wreck that.

Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 19h

Trump's plan is to tear down the White House before Canada can burn it again. Diabolical.

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 1d

It’s kind of wild that after seven million people were in the streets protesting, the president posted a hallucinated video of himself wearing a crown and shitting on Americans and then proceeded to start demolishing parts of the White House

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 1d

No it isn't.

Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 1d

But we're still getting the wine, right?

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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 2d

Montresor has outsmarted us again…

The “dracula has outsmarted us again” frame from Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) but with a half built brick wall going up in front of it

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 1d

You can't fool me. He's looking for Lincoln's gold.

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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 1d

This is a powerful image

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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025) @adactivity.bsky.social · 1d

Marge Simpson (now canonically born in 1995 but with a voice like wind through a mausoleum): oh wow, IShowSpeed, the American YouTuber and online streamer

lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 1d

simpsons added a few kids to springfield who are born this century and it makes sense for a lot of reasons but also i cant help but think 'Bart is thirty years older than that other kid'

still from The Simpsons Season 37 Episode 2 - two yellow kids are in a server room. one (kid with blue hair buzzed on the sides and wearing an orange and black cardigan) has a blank, surprised expression, and the other (the famous bart simpson) looks at him with mild contempt

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Franken Phil @philisit.bsky.social · 1d

My town has a self-guided tour of all the different filming locations there's been around town and it's all just Christmas movies no one has heard of. One shop has had 12 different Christmas movies filmed there. But apparently this is the town in The Monkey where everyone in town dies.