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Franken Phil
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Flappin' my arms, I began to cluck (Quack-quack) Look at me, I'm the disco duck
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A fun thing about Battlefield 6 is that people will get mad at their teams, and their teams can be up to 63 bots.
"He's a veteran!" There was your first clue.
There's a complete non-entity running as a Democrat with all these puff pieces about him and people already 100% committed to voting for him based solely on party affiliation, and they're upset you're questioning his Nazi tattoos.
Finally, a feel good story.
Are you telling me the Milkshake Duck is racist?
It's gotta feel so good to wreck that.
Trump's plan is to tear down the White House before Canada can burn it again. Diabolical.
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It’s kind of wild that after seven million people were in the streets protesting, the president posted a hallucinated video of himself wearing a crown and shitting on Americans and then proceeded to start demolishing parts of the White House
But we're still getting the wine, right?
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Montresor has outsmarted us again…
You can't fool me. He's looking for Lincoln's gold.
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Marge Simpson (now canonically born in 1995 but with a voice like wind through a mausoleum): oh wow, IShowSpeed, the American YouTuber and online streamer
simpsons added a few kids to springfield who are born this century and it makes sense for a lot of reasons but also i cant help but think 'Bart is thirty years older than that other kid'
My town has a self-guided tour of all the different filming locations there's been around town and it's all just Christmas movies no one has heard of. One shop has had 12 different Christmas movies filmed there. But apparently this is the town in The Monkey where everyone in town dies.
I could probably recreate the I-5 shelling in GTA V.
This is RFK Jr.'s cure for Autism.
Analysis complete: Analysis shows you're French because you're-a-peein'.
Imagine being stuck in traffic and seeing that sign.
Doing a loop in the poop jet so the poop lands on me. Poop-a-loop!
Stealing the crown jewels is an appropriate crime for No Kings Day. Right up there with regicide. Nobody is really doing regicide anymore but the Saudis.
Cooking With Sylvia Plath
The poop jet just really shows how they're running out of distractions for their distractions.