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Jared Petty

@pettycommajared.bsky.social

9.1K followers 790 following 1.8K posts

Writer/human hybrid. 🇨🇦 in the making. Narrative Design, Wizardry. Prev Limited Run Games, Google, Kinda Funny, EA, IGN. Host, producer, marketer, video game human. He/him. Living with mental illness. Personal account. Fuck fascism & MAGA enablers. Quaker.

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 22h

Welcome! There are DOZENS of us! DOZENS!

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 22h

Forty percent of US GDP growth is now tied up in helping kids cheat on their homework.

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 2d

3. While various traditions of eschatology co-exist within scripture, nothing resembling the Rapture is even weakly modeled or mentioned.

4. I don't make unresearched statements about scripture. Ever.

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 2d

First Thessalonians

1. Isn't originally written in Latin. It's koine Greek.

2. Doesn't speak of anything resembling the reformed evangelical reading of a defined apocalyptic summoning event and earthly escatological aftermath, which was invented in the 19th century by careless & ignorant preachers

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 4d

Meanwhile, in Canada... 🇨🇦

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 4d

Meanwhile, in Canada... 🇨🇦

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 5d

Designed Designed
With Vs. With
Gamers Activists
in Mind in Mind

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 5d

Designed Designed
With Vs. With
Gamers Activists
in Mind in Mind

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 6d

I am so tired of Nazis.

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 6d

Heya! The latest episode of The Top 100 Games Podcast is LIVE with @brianshea.org of @gameinformer.com! Polish off those plastic instruments and grab some friends... it's Rock Band 4 time!

open.spotify.com/episode/5sSI...

33 - Rock Band 4 - The Top 100 Games Podcast with Jared Petty

open.spotify.com

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 6d

Heya. Congratulations.

Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 6d

I will never return but I will have this.

Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 7d

Why do ICE dress like Gotham City henchmen?

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 7d

Would play.

Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 7d

It would be nice if we felt able to talk honestly about things that happened.

Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 7d

a man and woman are looking at each other in a crowded room

ALT: a man and woman are looking at each other in a crowded room

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 7d

Dayum.

Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 7d

I have no idea how you created that narrative in your head, but it's a funhouse I don't wanna visit. Apparently you know my every thought & motivation magically through your psychic powers.

Your rant is verbal masturbation. You're just playing with yourself in public. And your mind is a tiny dick.

Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 7d

Alexa when will we KPDH together?

Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 7d

If you believe all this, why are you talking to me?

Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 7d

Stadia just bought Xbox.

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 7d

Yes. Yes you are. Do you have a clue how weird and antisocial this entire thing is? That every time you double down on continuing this, you're just coming across as more unhinged? And more stupid?

It's a video game for God's sake. Get a grip.

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 7d

Sir, you have real problems. I don't know who or what you are, but you're profoundly stupid and deeply unsettled. Please go play with fire or dive in a medical waste bin where you belong and leave us all alone. You don't need an extraction shooter. You need a long rest and some perspective.

Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 7d

There is nothing that justifies your behavior as something beyond bizarre and creepy. If you like the game, go back and play it. Why are you even here? You accomplish nothing but showing anybody who chooses to look that you're an absolute clown, a frightening scab, and an ignorant ballsack.

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 7d

1. You never posted or replied anywhere on Bluesky before this message. Weird & pathetic.
2. You use neurodivergent as a pejorative. Shitty.
3. You know what the creators you mention didn't do? Come find me & whine like a baby about a video game preview 6 months later.

Grow up you big sad baby.

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