Jared Petty
@pettycommajared.bsky.social
Writer/human hybrid. 🇨🇦 in the making. Narrative Design, Wizardry. Prev Limited Run Games, Google, Kinda Funny, EA, IGN. Host, producer, marketer, video game human. He/him. Living with mental illness. Personal account. Fuck fascism & MAGA enablers. Quaker.
If a movie features a submarine or submersible, there is a 80% chance that movie is awesome.
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
If a movie features a submarine or submersible, there is a 80% chance that movie is awesome.
Name this video game.
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Name this video game.
I think Angie wants me to call her.
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I think Angie wants me to call her.
A person sick and in danger. A President annoyed and indifferent.
This is the man so many of you say God sent to us, to rule and save us.
If this is God's man, then God is a real asshole.
This is the man so many of you say God sent to us, to rule and save us.
If this is God's man, then God is a real asshole.
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
A person sick and in danger. A President annoyed and indifferent.
This is the man so many of you say God sent to us, to rule and save us.
If this is God's man, then God is a real asshole.
This is the man so many of you say God sent to us, to rule and save us.
If this is God's man, then God is a real asshole.
I want to know the lore behind these Wi-fi hotspots.
November 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I want to know the lore behind these Wi-fi hotspots.
My costume was a disaster. Sometimes things don't work out.
November 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
My costume was a disaster. Sometimes things don't work out.
The silence from Xbox on these Halo ICE ads is horrifying... and revealing.
October 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The silence from Xbox on these Halo ICE ads is horrifying... and revealing.
I no longer wonder. I fear I have seen it.
October 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I no longer wonder. I fear I have seen it.
If you see this, post a vampire who isn’t Dracula.
October 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
If you see this, post a vampire who isn’t Dracula.
My friends, I give you the Internet.
October 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
My friends, I give you the Internet.
"I hate, I reject your festivals,
Nor do I delight in your festive assemblies...
...take away from Me the noise of your songs;
I will not even listen to the sound of your harps.
But let justice roll out like waters,
And righteousness like an ever-flowing stream."
-Amos 5
Nor do I delight in your festive assemblies...
...take away from Me the noise of your songs;
I will not even listen to the sound of your harps.
But let justice roll out like waters,
And righteousness like an ever-flowing stream."
-Amos 5
October 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
"I hate, I reject your festivals,
Nor do I delight in your festive assemblies...
...take away from Me the noise of your songs;
I will not even listen to the sound of your harps.
But let justice roll out like waters,
And righteousness like an ever-flowing stream."
-Amos 5
Nor do I delight in your festive assemblies...
...take away from Me the noise of your songs;
I will not even listen to the sound of your harps.
But let justice roll out like waters,
And righteousness like an ever-flowing stream."
-Amos 5
Meanwhile, in Canada... 🇨🇦
October 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Meanwhile, in Canada... 🇨🇦
Designed Designed
With Vs. With
Gamers Activists
in Mind in Mind
With Vs. With
Gamers Activists
in Mind in Mind
October 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Designed Designed
With Vs. With
Gamers Activists
in Mind in Mind
With Vs. With
Gamers Activists
in Mind in Mind
Men, what's stopping you from looking like this?
October 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Men, what's stopping you from looking like this?
HUNTR/X never wrote a song about Jinu's junk.
October 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
HUNTR/X never wrote a song about Jinu's junk.
What 99% of the world thinks every time the 1% brings up Gen AI.
October 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
What 99% of the world thinks every time the 1% brings up Gen AI.
I met a cool snake today.
September 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I met a cool snake today.
It's a very dark time. I don't have the power to change that, so here's the best shot in movie history to give us all a little dose of hope that we may find something, someday, on the other side of all this.
September 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It's a very dark time. I don't have the power to change that, so here's the best shot in movie history to give us all a little dose of hope that we may find something, someday, on the other side of all this.
The world was a much better place when this was first published twelve years ago. How far we have come.
September 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The world was a much better place when this was first published twelve years ago. How far we have come.
They might as well have given out Medals of Honor for My Lai or Abu Ghraib. Wounded Knee was a slaughter, a massacre, a war crime, and among the darkest moments in American history. So of course this sociopath celebrates it.
September 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
They might as well have given out Medals of Honor for My Lai or Abu Ghraib. Wounded Knee was a slaughter, a massacre, a war crime, and among the darkest moments in American history. So of course this sociopath celebrates it.
If this comes to pass I suggest we all swallow these, shit them out, and flush them. Be careful, though. Bigots are a choking hazard.
September 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
If this comes to pass I suggest we all swallow these, shit them out, and flush them. Be careful, though. Bigots are a choking hazard.
Share your favorite black and white movie.
September 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Share your favorite black and white movie.