Pete (Fuck ICE Era)
@pete.social
Chicagoish | Garbage Heap | Seeking Dopamine
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Pete (Fuck ICE Era)
@pete.social
· Nov 12
Disclaimer: I repair toilets for a living and spit out hot takes for Dopamine hits. Like my work, I am largely full of shit. Consume at your own risk.
If you’re following me, I’ll follow you back when the ADHD Paralysis cools off.
🦆💨
If you’re following me, I’ll follow you back when the ADHD Paralysis cools off.
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The ad for Methotrexate should read:
“You’re going to be so nauseous for the next three days that you’ll forget all about how painful your joints are… Ask your doctor about Methotrexate!”
“You’re going to be so nauseous for the next three days that you’ll forget all about how painful your joints are… Ask your doctor about Methotrexate!”
February 15, 2026 at 3:37 PM
The ad for Methotrexate should read:
“You’re going to be so nauseous for the next three days that you’ll forget all about how painful your joints are… Ask your doctor about Methotrexate!”
“You’re going to be so nauseous for the next three days that you’ll forget all about how painful your joints are… Ask your doctor about Methotrexate!”
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we still doing these?
February 14, 2026 at 2:10 AM
we still doing these?
It’s lip filler all the way down.
a shame to let this @robgeorge.bsky.social post languish on another platform.
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
It’s lip filler all the way down.
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
Saw Kid Rock’s alt halftime lip sync circus referred to as “Hillbilli Vanilli” and I am delighted.
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Saw Kid Rock’s alt halftime lip sync circus referred to as “Hillbilli Vanilli” and I am delighted.
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The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
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PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
Y’all. Bad Bunny for MVP.
He nailed the assignment.
He nailed the assignment.
February 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Y’all. Bad Bunny for MVP.
He nailed the assignment.
He nailed the assignment.
Jigglypuff, Trevor Noah, and Charles LeClerc all in one ad…
This Super Bowl has everything.
This Super Bowl has everything.
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Jigglypuff, Trevor Noah, and Charles LeClerc all in one ad…
This Super Bowl has everything.
This Super Bowl has everything.
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
Me, screaming to my wife from the kitchen: “Is that *fucking* SLEIGH BELLS!?”
February 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Me, screaming to my wife from the kitchen: “Is that *fucking* SLEIGH BELLS!?”
Holy 80s dad vibes, Charlie Puth.
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Holy 80s dad vibes, Charlie Puth.
These AI ads can get fucked.
February 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
These AI ads can get fucked.
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We’re all screwed when he figures out how to reanimate Jay Gould’s corpse.
BREAKING: President Trump said he will announce next week his nominee for Federal Reserve chair to replace Jerome Powell, whose term ends later this year.
Trump says he will announce pick for Federal Reserve chair next week
President Trump said he will announce next week his nominee for Federal Reserve chair to replace Jerome Powell, whose term ends later this year.
bit.ly
January 29, 2026 at 6:08 PM
We’re all screwed when he figures out how to reanimate Jay Gould’s corpse.
Vaccine Bingo: Round 5 was completed yesterday.
Shingles, Dose 2! 💉
Now if I could just shake this fever…
Shingles, Dose 2! 💉
Now if I could just shake this fever…
January 27, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Vaccine Bingo: Round 5 was completed yesterday.
Shingles, Dose 2! 💉
Now if I could just shake this fever…
Shingles, Dose 2! 💉
Now if I could just shake this fever…
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The ocean freighting industry is woke now (the containers spell Renee, for Renee Good).
www.reddit.com/r/Tacoma/com...
www.reddit.com/r/Tacoma/com...
January 27, 2026 at 4:13 AM
The ocean freighting industry is woke now (the containers spell Renee, for Renee Good).
www.reddit.com/r/Tacoma/com...
www.reddit.com/r/Tacoma/com...
I have spent entirely too much time on Facebook today.
Time to head out and clear snow, then abolish ICE (from the sidewalks).
Time to head out and clear snow, then abolish ICE (from the sidewalks).
January 25, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I have spent entirely too much time on Facebook today.
Time to head out and clear snow, then abolish ICE (from the sidewalks).
Time to head out and clear snow, then abolish ICE (from the sidewalks).
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the agent who disarmed Pretti fired Pretti's gun into the ground
@chadloder.bsky.social, note the pavement impact
@chadloder.bsky.social, note the pavement impact
January 24, 2026 at 8:23 PM
the agent who disarmed Pretti fired Pretti's gun into the ground
@chadloder.bsky.social, note the pavement impact
@chadloder.bsky.social, note the pavement impact
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The federal government is gunning people down in the streets, lying about what happened and then preventing any independent investigation of the killings
January 24, 2026 at 9:36 PM
The federal government is gunning people down in the streets, lying about what happened and then preventing any independent investigation of the killings
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every federal agent who ever put on a mask did so because on some level they knew this moment was coming
they knew they were setting out to do things that would deserve profound shame at the least, and righteous retribution at the most
they knew they were setting out to do things that would deserve profound shame at the least, and righteous retribution at the most
January 24, 2026 at 9:37 PM
every federal agent who ever put on a mask did so because on some level they knew this moment was coming
they knew they were setting out to do things that would deserve profound shame at the least, and righteous retribution at the most
they knew they were setting out to do things that would deserve profound shame at the least, and righteous retribution at the most
6° out currently…
A friendly “Stay warm, and fuck ICE!” to you and yours.
A friendly “Stay warm, and fuck ICE!” to you and yours.
January 24, 2026 at 8:30 PM
6° out currently…
A friendly “Stay warm, and fuck ICE!” to you and yours.
A friendly “Stay warm, and fuck ICE!” to you and yours.
My job? Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets, plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare.
January 23, 2026 at 11:31 PM
My job? Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets, plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare.
So, uhh… How about them Bears?
Do I regret going to bed at halftime? No.
Do I regret going to bed at halftime? No.
January 11, 2026 at 3:35 PM
So, uhh… How about them Bears?
Do I regret going to bed at halftime? No.
Do I regret going to bed at halftime? No.
Me, a human with ADHD: “Doc, the cat chirping like a bird no longer gives me the fizz…”
Psychiatrist: “I’m going to prescribe a higher dose of long-acting amphetamines.”
Psychiatrist: “I’m going to prescribe a higher dose of long-acting amphetamines.”
January 10, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Me, a human with ADHD: “Doc, the cat chirping like a bird no longer gives me the fizz…”
Psychiatrist: “I’m going to prescribe a higher dose of long-acting amphetamines.”
Psychiatrist: “I’m going to prescribe a higher dose of long-acting amphetamines.”