QuietAlien
@peopletoast.bsky.social
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Human Dumbass I like cooking. *Profile art by my friend Chandler*
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antlervel.vet
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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peopletoast.bsky.social
The freezer. I throw it in the oven for a couple minutes and it's all good.
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peopletoast.bsky.social
I'm being subjected to the loudest Jimmy Buffett and similar era songs from a cover band and I think this might be it for me. This is the big one! I can see the light.
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iamfoogle.bsky.social
i just made a cool video
peopletoast.bsky.social
What if you tossed a senzu bean into the hole though?
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vgcartography.bsky.social
TONY HAWK'S PRO SKATER 2 - PS1 vs. GBA version comparison
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tolkoto.com
Something about “customer is always right” boomer philosophy turning into thanking angry customers for their “passion” is so freaking funny:
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drrjwarren.bsky.social
One day, nearly 2000 years ago, a cat dashed across some drying tiles, somewhere near Hadrian's Wall.

It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
Photo of square orange tiles, set into the ground, across one of which several cats footprints are clearly visible.
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slomnir.bsky.social
Fuck it, Bug Dimmadome
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elleisanisland.bsky.social
All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes
Photo of a missing slice of cheesecake that looks like a cheesecake hull floating in a deep blue ocean. The "ocean" is actually the blueberry topping on the large cheesecake that we don't see completely.
peopletoast.bsky.social
Merge Maistro, You Must Build A Boat, Downwell, and Miracle Merchant all rule in their own way.
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floppyadult.com
At least we can all agree that the New York Yankees suck ass