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QuietAlien
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Human Dumbass

I like cooking.

*Profile art by my friend Chandler*
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If you'd like some good news on AI, the last few weeks have seen execs across multiple industries strive to hide AI usage labeling on their products because, as many of us have said FOR YEARS, the audience that *doesn't* want AI is substantial and we will reject your product whole hog for using it.
December 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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fighting for my life against the persistent and insistent intrusive thought
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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driving at night now and looking in any of your mirrors
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Ninja Turtle Base. DONE.
This is the one to repost, folks!
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
@jerf.xyz Hey Jeff you like good music. These dudes rip! It's the most Post-Punk thing ever.

youtu.be/2QA7MVZInEc?...
High Vis - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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KIRYU-CHAN! 🔪✨
#yakuza
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Half-Life 3 looks fucking SICK
November 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I'm gonna cook the FUCK outta this chicken and veg soup tonight. 🍲🥣
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Gumby screens that feel like Elden Ring

@gumbyscreens.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I have to work but I've got the Bombathon going at the bar! @giantbomb.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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PSA for everyone going to protests
June 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
@tolkoto.com Mike! I like your Brisket joke so goddamn much! It reminds me of Norm Macdonald's long joke bullshit! Thank you. ❤️
October 18, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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(Cartoon by cassandracalin.com)
October 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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wii fit 🌴
October 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Fishbone - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
youtu.be
October 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM