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"Most Awarded Individual"

@peensupreme.bsky.social

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🏆 2008 Time Magazine "Person of the Year" 🏆 Walmart #2818 "Employee of the Month" 🏆 Lake Central H.S. "Most Likely to Die Early" they/them or whatever, gender is fake

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"Most Awarded Individual" @peensupreme.bsky.social · Aug 22

things just happen

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is it the dream of pasta to be cooked

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garlic? I barely know lick!

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My body is a machine that turns money into poop

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Mindy (God) 🏳️‍⚧️ @nagashisho27.bsky.social · 1d

im inventing a machine that'll make climate change exponentially worse, im gonna turn it on for like 20 years until we can reverse-engineer how it works and then we'll just sort of do the opposite afterwards. sound good?

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"Most Awarded Individual" @peensupreme.bsky.social · 1d

congratulations

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🎃🐄🐤🐤🐤 @tweedle.bsky.social · 1d

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 1d

The moral ass of the universe is thin but it bounces on that thing until it’s a red paste

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 2d

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This user is 13 apples tall @wubw3846.bsky.social · 3d

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"Most Awarded Individual" @peensupreme.bsky.social · 3d

whatever man it's all ohio to me

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ELLEN RE: GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 3d

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one man banned

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"Most Awarded Individual" @peensupreme.bsky.social · 4d

gandalf would've fuckin loved weed

"Most Awarded Individual" @peensupreme.bsky.social · 4d

First day at my new job. I'm now that guy who comments "I thought the onion was supposed to be satire" on every single social media post from The Onion regardless of the article topic. I am paid six figures a year to do this. Wish me luck

"Most Awarded Individual" @peensupreme.bsky.social · 4d

so does andy jassy wake up every morning and intentionally fuck up his hair like that or is he the victim of a witch that cast curse of fucked up hair on him

"Most Awarded Individual" @peensupreme.bsky.social · 5d

imagine if you were named Truck

"Most Awarded Individual" @peensupreme.bsky.social · 5d

a singular piece of pizza is called a piz

"Most Awarded Individual" @peensupreme.bsky.social · 6d

never seen a pussy with an odometer