Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢
@pearlwoomy.bsky.social
(She/They | INTJ | 21) Unapologetic autistic lesbian, Splatoon (and other things) artist, world’s most dedicated Marie enjoyer/yume, #1 supporter of Marie x Pearlie, left Twitter
Straw: askthehotarus.straw.page
Artfight: https://artfight.net/~PearlWoomy
Straw: askthehotarus.straw.page
Artfight: https://artfight.net/~PearlWoomy
Actually, I may have to skip the daily post for the next few days because I need to spend time with my dad while he’s here, sorry!
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Actually, I may have to skip the daily post for the next few days because I need to spend time with my dad while he’s here, sorry!
Gonna skip the daily post to be with family on Thanksgiving, sorry!
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Gonna skip the daily post to be with family on Thanksgiving, sorry!
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“Wah wah wah wah waaah.”
“I can’t understand a word you’re saying! Curse my poor auditory processing!”
“I’m just messing with you, honey! I wasn’t saying anything important, just spewing nonsense〜”
“…Again? Really?”
Marie lovingly messes with Pearlie, who’s used to it by now. Happy Peanuts Day!
“I can’t understand a word you’re saying! Curse my poor auditory processing!”
“I’m just messing with you, honey! I wasn’t saying anything important, just spewing nonsense〜”
“…Again? Really?”
Marie lovingly messes with Pearlie, who’s used to it by now. Happy Peanuts Day!
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
“Wah wah wah wah waaah.”
“I can’t understand a word you’re saying! Curse my poor auditory processing!”
“I’m just messing with you, honey! I wasn’t saying anything important, just spewing nonsense〜”
“…Again? Really?”
Marie lovingly messes with Pearlie, who’s used to it by now. Happy Peanuts Day!
“I can’t understand a word you’re saying! Curse my poor auditory processing!”
“I’m just messing with you, honey! I wasn’t saying anything important, just spewing nonsense〜”
“…Again? Really?”
Marie lovingly messes with Pearlie, who’s used to it by now. Happy Peanuts Day!
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look how peak this dialogue is I can’t believe I never got to experience news time with them. cries
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 AM
look how peak this dialogue is I can’t believe I never got to experience news time with them. cries
Honestly Callie and Marie are an accurate representation of family banter (well, I’d say “sibling” but they’re cousins with a sibling dynamic), speaking from experience as a twin
They can get away with unmatched levels of snark with each other, but the moment someone else tries, ABSOLUTELY NOT
They can get away with unmatched levels of snark with each other, but the moment someone else tries, ABSOLUTELY NOT
Oh man, their news was a trip. I miss the snarky remarks
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Honestly Callie and Marie are an accurate representation of family banter (well, I’d say “sibling” but they’re cousins with a sibling dynamic), speaking from experience as a twin
They can get away with unmatched levels of snark with each other, but the moment someone else tries, ABSOLUTELY NOT
They can get away with unmatched levels of snark with each other, but the moment someone else tries, ABSOLUTELY NOT
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Oh man, their news was a trip. I miss the snarky remarks
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Oh man, their news was a trip. I miss the snarky remarks
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November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Hot Cocoa OC C0mms are now available on my kofi! ☕️
Link in comments
Link in comments
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Hot Cocoa OC C0mms are now available on my kofi! ☕️
Link in comments
Link in comments
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I have these puppy slippers, and I can totally imagine Marie, on a Saturday morning, in her pajamas with these on 🤣🐶
November 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I have these puppy slippers, and I can totally imagine Marie, on a Saturday morning, in her pajamas with these on 🤣🐶
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November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
“Wah wah wah wah waaah.”
“I can’t understand a word you’re saying! Curse my poor auditory processing!”
“I’m just messing with you, honey! I wasn’t saying anything important, just spewing nonsense〜”
“…Again? Really?”
Marie lovingly messes with Pearlie, who’s used to it by now. Happy Peanuts Day!
“I can’t understand a word you’re saying! Curse my poor auditory processing!”
“I’m just messing with you, honey! I wasn’t saying anything important, just spewing nonsense〜”
“…Again? Really?”
Marie lovingly messes with Pearlie, who’s used to it by now. Happy Peanuts Day!
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
“Wah wah wah wah waaah.”
“I can’t understand a word you’re saying! Curse my poor auditory processing!”
“I’m just messing with you, honey! I wasn’t saying anything important, just spewing nonsense〜”
“…Again? Really?”
Marie lovingly messes with Pearlie, who’s used to it by now. Happy Peanuts Day!
“I can’t understand a word you’re saying! Curse my poor auditory processing!”
“I’m just messing with you, honey! I wasn’t saying anything important, just spewing nonsense〜”
“…Again? Really?”
Marie lovingly messes with Pearlie, who’s used to it by now. Happy Peanuts Day!
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So today is apparently Blasé Day, also known as Indifference Day. To show my indifference to it, I drew the Hotarus feeling very unfazed by it.
(Anyway, my arm is recovering day by day, and I also did my first volunteer shift at the animal shelter this morning!)
(Anyway, my arm is recovering day by day, and I also did my first volunteer shift at the animal shelter this morning!)
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
So today is apparently Blasé Day, also known as Indifference Day. To show my indifference to it, I drew the Hotarus feeling very unfazed by it.
(Anyway, my arm is recovering day by day, and I also did my first volunteer shift at the animal shelter this morning!)
(Anyway, my arm is recovering day by day, and I also did my first volunteer shift at the animal shelter this morning!)
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Congress just loudly rebuked Trump on his rancid Epstein cover up.
Now it must rebuke him for attempting to surrender Ukraine to Putin. Let’s work together to deliver a very loud vote of “no confidence” in the days ahead.
My latest 👇
www.hopiumchronicles.com/p/congress-l...
Now it must rebuke him for attempting to surrender Ukraine to Putin. Let’s work together to deliver a very loud vote of “no confidence” in the days ahead.
My latest 👇
www.hopiumchronicles.com/p/congress-l...
Congress Rebuked Trump On His Epstein Cover Up. Now It Must Rebuke Him On His Surrendering Of Ukraine To Putin
“The President’s appeasement plan to Russia is forcing our hand" - Rep. Don Bacon (R-Neb.)
www.hopiumchronicles.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Congress just loudly rebuked Trump on his rancid Epstein cover up.
Now it must rebuke him for attempting to surrender Ukraine to Putin. Let’s work together to deliver a very loud vote of “no confidence” in the days ahead.
My latest 👇
www.hopiumchronicles.com/p/congress-l...
Now it must rebuke him for attempting to surrender Ukraine to Putin. Let’s work together to deliver a very loud vote of “no confidence” in the days ahead.
My latest 👇
www.hopiumchronicles.com/p/congress-l...
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In honour of its proponents, I suggest that the Dmitriev-Witkoff proposal should henceforth be called the Dim-Wit Plan
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
In honour of its proponents, I suggest that the Dmitriev-Witkoff proposal should henceforth be called the Dim-Wit Plan
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This is really wild stuff tbh
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This is really wild stuff tbh
Splatoon 3 (and its DLC) is on sale in case anyone wants to get it and doesn’t have it yet
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Splatoon 3 (and its DLC) is on sale in case anyone wants to get it and doesn’t have it yet
So today is apparently Blasé Day, also known as Indifference Day. To show my indifference to it, I drew the Hotarus feeling very unfazed by it.
(Anyway, my arm is recovering day by day, and I also did my first volunteer shift at the animal shelter this morning!)
(Anyway, my arm is recovering day by day, and I also did my first volunteer shift at the animal shelter this morning!)
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
So today is apparently Blasé Day, also known as Indifference Day. To show my indifference to it, I drew the Hotarus feeling very unfazed by it.
(Anyway, my arm is recovering day by day, and I also did my first volunteer shift at the animal shelter this morning!)
(Anyway, my arm is recovering day by day, and I also did my first volunteer shift at the animal shelter this morning!)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLq...
For those curious, this is the source of the audio. It is *absolutely* worth a listen all the way through~
For those curious, this is the source of the audio. It is *absolutely* worth a listen all the way through~
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLq...
For those curious, this is the source of the audio. It is *absolutely* worth a listen all the way through~
For those curious, this is the source of the audio. It is *absolutely* worth a listen all the way through~
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November 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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“O-okay…”
“You know, honey, this really take me back to our old Agent days… Every time you got hurt, I remember patching you up. It’s… Bittersweet, you know? I hated seeing you injured, but those moments I tended to your wounds brought us closer together.”
Marie canonically knows First Aid.
“You know, honey, this really take me back to our old Agent days… Every time you got hurt, I remember patching you up. It’s… Bittersweet, you know? I hated seeing you injured, but those moments I tended to your wounds brought us closer together.”
Marie canonically knows First Aid.
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
“O-okay…”
“You know, honey, this really take me back to our old Agent days… Every time you got hurt, I remember patching you up. It’s… Bittersweet, you know? I hated seeing you injured, but those moments I tended to your wounds brought us closer together.”
Marie canonically knows First Aid.
“You know, honey, this really take me back to our old Agent days… Every time you got hurt, I remember patching you up. It’s… Bittersweet, you know? I hated seeing you injured, but those moments I tended to your wounds brought us closer together.”
Marie canonically knows First Aid.
Headcanon time
When an (adult) Inkling is emotionally distressed or badly injured, they will retreat to their squid form to recover
As Inklings are born in their squid form and develop their humanoid form later on, it likely takes less effort to maintain their squid form than their humanoid one
When an (adult) Inkling is emotionally distressed or badly injured, they will retreat to their squid form to recover
As Inklings are born in their squid form and develop their humanoid form later on, it likely takes less effort to maintain their squid form than their humanoid one
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Headcanon time
When an (adult) Inkling is emotionally distressed or badly injured, they will retreat to their squid form to recover
As Inklings are born in their squid form and develop their humanoid form later on, it likely takes less effort to maintain their squid form than their humanoid one
When an (adult) Inkling is emotionally distressed or badly injured, they will retreat to their squid form to recover
As Inklings are born in their squid form and develop their humanoid form later on, it likely takes less effort to maintain their squid form than their humanoid one
“O-okay…”
“You know, honey, this really take me back to our old Agent days… Every time you got hurt, I remember patching you up. It’s… Bittersweet, you know? I hated seeing you injured, but those moments I tended to your wounds brought us closer together.”
Marie canonically knows First Aid.
“You know, honey, this really take me back to our old Agent days… Every time you got hurt, I remember patching you up. It’s… Bittersweet, you know? I hated seeing you injured, but those moments I tended to your wounds brought us closer together.”
Marie canonically knows First Aid.
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
“O-okay…”
“You know, honey, this really take me back to our old Agent days… Every time you got hurt, I remember patching you up. It’s… Bittersweet, you know? I hated seeing you injured, but those moments I tended to your wounds brought us closer together.”
Marie canonically knows First Aid.
“You know, honey, this really take me back to our old Agent days… Every time you got hurt, I remember patching you up. It’s… Bittersweet, you know? I hated seeing you injured, but those moments I tended to your wounds brought us closer together.”
Marie canonically knows First Aid.
My arm is doing a little better today, but it’s still a bit sore
I’ll try to do a daily post today but it might be more simple than usual
Annie has at least kept me company, though!
I’ll try to do a daily post today but it might be more simple than usual
Annie has at least kept me company, though!
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My arm is doing a little better today, but it’s still a bit sore
I’ll try to do a daily post today but it might be more simple than usual
Annie has at least kept me company, though!
I’ll try to do a daily post today but it might be more simple than usual
Annie has at least kept me company, though!