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Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢

@pearlwoomy.bsky.social

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(She/They | INTJ | 20) Unapologetic autistic lesbian, Splatoon (and other things) artist, world’s most dedicated Marie enjoyer/yume, #1 supporter of Marie x Pearlie, left Twitter Straw: askthehotarus.straw.page Artfight: https://artfight.net/~PearlWoomy

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Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 27d

So… There’s been a development with the kittens. I admit, I was frantic and bawling my eyes out at first. The apartment found out about the kitties and someone took both Callie and Marie. Thankfully, they’re really nice people and cat lovers, and will take Mama Lily (and possibly Thor) as well.

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Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 1h

Thank you!

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Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 9h

“Oh yeah, that IS a nice pumpkin, honey! Once Hope picks out her pumpkin, and I pick out one for Lucky, we can head back home and carve them later!”
Picking out pumpkins.

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MetaStarVA @metastarva.bsky.social · 2d

To go along with the release of Pokemon Legends Z-A later this week, here's a comic I dubbed from @FezzioBeans on Twitter!

youtu.be/WO_WFfnRhA0

#pokemon #nintendo #malamar #paxton #megaevolution #megamalamar #kalos #pokemonlegendsza #switch #switch2 #comicdub #voiceactor #voiceacting #voiceover

Mega Malamar - A Pokemon Legends Z-A comic dub

YouTube video by MetaStarVA

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Fae 💫 @glyphs.bsky.social · 11h

I can’t believe I even bumped into my friend Malamar omggg 🥰

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malamars friend taylor 🇮🇪 @abilitayy.bsky.social · 8h

8 hours until i meet my friend malamar #pokemonlegendsza

phone wallpaper sized art of mega malamar
#art #fanart #pokemon #nintendo

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Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 5h

Since Pokémon Legends Z-A is releasing tomorrow, which starter are you choosing?

Personally, I’m leaving it up to chance (I pre-ordered the game pretty early with the Sitting Cuties bonus so whichever plush I get will be my starter!

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Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 5h

//Marked as Graphic Media for spoilers (there unfortunately isn’t a spoiler label)

Mega Malamar’s Shiny is absolute PEAK! My friend Malamar!

Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 9h

“Oh yeah, that IS a nice pumpkin, honey! Once Hope picks out her pumpkin, and I pick out one for Lucky, we can head back home and carve them later!”
Picking out pumpkins.

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Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 9h

An octopus can be difficult to own (they’re very clever and can escape their tanks), but having an octopus for a pet is still feasible (same with cuttlefish)

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20pink02x @20pink02x.bsky.social · May 3

Marie found the hypnoshades 🕶️
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#splatoon #splatoon2 #mariesplatoon #calliesplatoon #digitalart #art

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Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 17h

Unfortunately squids don’t do well in captivity or in most tanks (that’s why you almost never see them in aquariums), their rather speedy jet propulsion can give them concussions leading to death

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Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 20h

Also for anyone curious, yes, I have a literal squid (not even just Splatoon, realistic ones too) item collection (that I still need to unpack from the move)

The autism truly knows no bounds

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Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 20h

So… My birthday’s coming up…

Anyone want to get me a gift?

www.pokemoncenter.com/product/72-1...

(Joking but I wouldn’t be opposed to it either haha)

My Friend Malamar plush, now on the Pokémon Center

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Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 1d

Skipping the daily post today, haven’t been feeling well for the past day, sorry.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

“Why aren’t you celebrating?”

( @krystalball.bsky.social with a counterpoint to Speaker Johnson’s push for Trump to get a prize after enabling the carnage in Gaza)

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Kirbnation (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @kirbnation1.bsky.social · 2d

Ladies and gents, allow me to introduce Marie’s new TV show: Marie After Midnight: LIVE!
After the success of her podcast, she’s bringing her talks to the television, and plans on chatting with every idol, starting with of course, Callie!

#Splatoon #Splatoonart #SquidSisters

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Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 1d

I’m joining the war on Autism, on the side of the Autism.

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Louise Ting @neuro-observant.bsky.social · 3d

Every time someone talks about “curing” autism, what they’re really saying is:

That autism is a disease
That we are broken
That we shouldn’t exist

It’s not just wrong - it’s dehumanising

We’re not a problem to be solved.
We’re real, valid humans

Why is that so hard to see?

#AutismAdvocacy

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Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 2d

“Yeah, I know it’s not the best show. Sometimes, though, you just have to eat ice cream and watch trashy TV.”
“*babbling noises*”
“Yeah, they’re not going to work out.”
Pearlie’s lazy day. She decides to watch one of those trashy dating shows (kind of like 90-Day Fiancé) while gorging on ice cream.

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Jessica Kant @jessdkant.bsky.social · 2d

Please share this as widely as possible. ICE kidnapped a 7th grader in Everett, Massachusetts and sent him to Virginia. Help bring him home now!

Christine Mitchell @christinescd.bsky.social · 2d

here is the family's gofundme: www.gofundme.com/f/mim-ajuda-...

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⚡OctoTIEGamer⚡ @octotiesysyt.bsky.social · 1d

@pearlwoomy.bsky.social @cephalorock.bsky.social #Splatoon3 #スプラトゥーン3 #NintendoSwitch

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Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 2d

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Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 2d

Hard to believe that my birthday’s in a week from today…

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Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 3d

“Yes, Hope. Our ancestors looked like that.”
“They scare me…”
“Don’t worry, most of them were really small. Despite their unsettling appearances, they wouldn’t get you. Even the LARGEST ones would pale in comparison to Marie’s Kraken form. She would NEVER let them lay a TENTACLE on you!”
The past.

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