Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢
@pearlwoomy.bsky.social
(She/They | INTJ | 21) Unapologetic autistic lesbian, Splatoon (and other things) artist, world’s most dedicated Marie enjoyer/yume, #1 supporter of Marie x Pearlie, left Twitter
Straw: askthehotarus.straw.page
Artfight: https://artfight.net/~PearlWoomy
Straw: askthehotarus.straw.page
Artfight: https://artfight.net/~PearlWoomy
“Wah wah wah wah waaah.”
“I can’t understand a word you’re saying! Curse my poor auditory processing!”
“I’m just messing with you, honey! I wasn’t saying anything important, just spewing nonsense〜”
“…Again? Really?”
Marie lovingly messes with Pearlie, who’s used to it by now. Happy Peanuts Day!
“I can’t understand a word you’re saying! Curse my poor auditory processing!”
“I’m just messing with you, honey! I wasn’t saying anything important, just spewing nonsense〜”
“…Again? Really?”
Marie lovingly messes with Pearlie, who’s used to it by now. Happy Peanuts Day!
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
“Wah wah wah wah waaah.”
“I can’t understand a word you’re saying! Curse my poor auditory processing!”
“I’m just messing with you, honey! I wasn’t saying anything important, just spewing nonsense〜”
“…Again? Really?”
Marie lovingly messes with Pearlie, who’s used to it by now. Happy Peanuts Day!
“I can’t understand a word you’re saying! Curse my poor auditory processing!”
“I’m just messing with you, honey! I wasn’t saying anything important, just spewing nonsense〜”
“…Again? Really?”
Marie lovingly messes with Pearlie, who’s used to it by now. Happy Peanuts Day!
Splatoon 3 (and its DLC) is on sale in case anyone wants to get it and doesn’t have it yet
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Splatoon 3 (and its DLC) is on sale in case anyone wants to get it and doesn’t have it yet
So today is apparently Blasé Day, also known as Indifference Day. To show my indifference to it, I drew the Hotarus feeling very unfazed by it.
(Anyway, my arm is recovering day by day, and I also did my first volunteer shift at the animal shelter this morning!)
(Anyway, my arm is recovering day by day, and I also did my first volunteer shift at the animal shelter this morning!)
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
So today is apparently Blasé Day, also known as Indifference Day. To show my indifference to it, I drew the Hotarus feeling very unfazed by it.
(Anyway, my arm is recovering day by day, and I also did my first volunteer shift at the animal shelter this morning!)
(Anyway, my arm is recovering day by day, and I also did my first volunteer shift at the animal shelter this morning!)
There was a Japanese Splatfest with the theme “Go All Out!” vs “Focus On Healing”, and this is official Splatfest art from that Splatfest
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
There was a Japanese Splatfest with the theme “Go All Out!” vs “Focus On Healing”, and this is official Splatfest art from that Splatfest
“O-okay…”
“You know, honey, this really take me back to our old Agent days… Every time you got hurt, I remember patching you up. It’s… Bittersweet, you know? I hated seeing you injured, but those moments I tended to your wounds brought us closer together.”
Marie canonically knows First Aid.
“You know, honey, this really take me back to our old Agent days… Every time you got hurt, I remember patching you up. It’s… Bittersweet, you know? I hated seeing you injured, but those moments I tended to your wounds brought us closer together.”
Marie canonically knows First Aid.
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
“O-okay…”
“You know, honey, this really take me back to our old Agent days… Every time you got hurt, I remember patching you up. It’s… Bittersweet, you know? I hated seeing you injured, but those moments I tended to your wounds brought us closer together.”
Marie canonically knows First Aid.
“You know, honey, this really take me back to our old Agent days… Every time you got hurt, I remember patching you up. It’s… Bittersweet, you know? I hated seeing you injured, but those moments I tended to your wounds brought us closer together.”
Marie canonically knows First Aid.
My arm is doing a little better today, but it’s still a bit sore
I’ll try to do a daily post today but it might be more simple than usual
Annie has at least kept me company, though!
I’ll try to do a daily post today but it might be more simple than usual
Annie has at least kept me company, though!
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My arm is doing a little better today, but it’s still a bit sore
I’ll try to do a daily post today but it might be more simple than usual
Annie has at least kept me company, though!
I’ll try to do a daily post today but it might be more simple than usual
Annie has at least kept me company, though!
Entering Pearlie, but I already have a really cute idea for a comic (it would probably put more of the spotlight on Hope and maybe Lucky with Granny Ginger)!
November 23, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Entering Pearlie, but I already have a really cute idea for a comic (it would probably put more of the spotlight on Hope and maybe Lucky with Granny Ginger)!
Oh yeah, that slot hasn’t been taken yet, it’s still open!
This is the only one I still need!
(Rawr xD Splash)
This is the only one I still need!
(Rawr xD Splash)
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Oh yeah, that slot hasn’t been taken yet, it’s still open!
This is the only one I still need!
(Rawr xD Splash)
This is the only one I still need!
(Rawr xD Splash)
“*happy giggling*”
“Did you find some friends, Lucky〜? (As a kid, I wasn’t a fan of scallops, but then Marshmallow came into my life. I have a real soft spot for them now…)”
Marie takes Lucky to the animal shelter, and the scallops there seem to really like him!
“Did you find some friends, Lucky〜? (As a kid, I wasn’t a fan of scallops, but then Marshmallow came into my life. I have a real soft spot for them now…)”
Marie takes Lucky to the animal shelter, and the scallops there seem to really like him!
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“*happy giggling*”
“Did you find some friends, Lucky〜? (As a kid, I wasn’t a fan of scallops, but then Marshmallow came into my life. I have a real soft spot for them now…)”
Marie takes Lucky to the animal shelter, and the scallops there seem to really like him!
“Did you find some friends, Lucky〜? (As a kid, I wasn’t a fan of scallops, but then Marshmallow came into my life. I have a real soft spot for them now…)”
Marie takes Lucky to the animal shelter, and the scallops there seem to really like him!
(There is some cussing so letting you know in advance!)
As much as I hate to admit it, this is definitely Hope and Marie energy
Marie’s usually pretty chill but when it comes to her kids she doesn’t PLAY
As much as I hate to admit it, this is definitely Hope and Marie energy
Marie’s usually pretty chill but when it comes to her kids she doesn’t PLAY
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 AM
(There is some cussing so letting you know in advance!)
As much as I hate to admit it, this is definitely Hope and Marie energy
Marie’s usually pretty chill but when it comes to her kids she doesn’t PLAY
As much as I hate to admit it, this is definitely Hope and Marie energy
Marie’s usually pretty chill but when it comes to her kids she doesn’t PLAY
A bit of a different plaza post for today, it’s my partner’s birthday and I just had to draw something for them, so I drew their sona! They’re in Beast Boy’s outfit too, since they’re the Beast Boy to my Raven! <3
@pbbht.bsky.social Happy birthday!
@pbbht.bsky.social Happy birthday!
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
A bit of a different plaza post for today, it’s my partner’s birthday and I just had to draw something for them, so I drew their sona! They’re in Beast Boy’s outfit too, since they’re the Beast Boy to my Raven! <3
@pbbht.bsky.social Happy birthday!
@pbbht.bsky.social Happy birthday!
“Remember what I said all those years ago about being a hero? The path is a lonely one. Real heroes don’t get the public recognition that they deserve. But you’ve done amazing things, honey. You brought my cousin back to me! Besides… You don’t need recognition to be my wife. I love you…”
Comforting.
Comforting.
November 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
“Remember what I said all those years ago about being a hero? The path is a lonely one. Real heroes don’t get the public recognition that they deserve. But you’ve done amazing things, honey. You brought my cousin back to me! Besides… You don’t need recognition to be my wife. I love you…”
Comforting.
Comforting.
“How did you—? I-I mean, o-of course n-not, Mar Mar!”
“Pearl. Honey. I can tell when you’re lying.”
“…Fine, maybe just a little bit. B-but it’s really not all that important. I’ve been trying to hide it because I know it’s not their fault! It’s just my own *stupid* feelings…”
Pearlie comes clean.
“Pearl. Honey. I can tell when you’re lying.”
“…Fine, maybe just a little bit. B-but it’s really not all that important. I’ve been trying to hide it because I know it’s not their fault! It’s just my own *stupid* feelings…”
Pearlie comes clean.
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
“How did you—? I-I mean, o-of course n-not, Mar Mar!”
“Pearl. Honey. I can tell when you’re lying.”
“…Fine, maybe just a little bit. B-but it’s really not all that important. I’ve been trying to hide it because I know it’s not their fault! It’s just my own *stupid* feelings…”
Pearlie comes clean.
“Pearl. Honey. I can tell when you’re lying.”
“…Fine, maybe just a little bit. B-but it’s really not all that important. I’ve been trying to hide it because I know it’s not their fault! It’s just my own *stupid* feelings…”
Pearlie comes clean.
“(She got upset when I gave her photos with the Captain or a replica of the Captain’s hat… I meant them as a way to show her I was thinking about her during our mission… But maybe she took it as a nod to everything she’s been left out of, and thought the Captain was more important to us…)”
Envy.
Envy.
November 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
“(She got upset when I gave her photos with the Captain or a replica of the Captain’s hat… I meant them as a way to show her I was thinking about her during our mission… But maybe she took it as a nod to everything she’s been left out of, and thought the Captain was more important to us…)”
Envy.
Envy.
“Meow. (Yes.)”
“You really like her, don’t you? (Not that I blame you, I married her for a reason!)”
“Meow. (She’s the only one who understands. We both live our lives overshadowed by those who came first, failing to live up to that legacy.)”
“(Is… Is Pearlie insecure about the Captain?)”
Visitor.
“You really like her, don’t you? (Not that I blame you, I married her for a reason!)”
“Meow. (She’s the only one who understands. We both live our lives overshadowed by those who came first, failing to live up to that legacy.)”
“(Is… Is Pearlie insecure about the Captain?)”
Visitor.
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
“Meow. (Yes.)”
“You really like her, don’t you? (Not that I blame you, I married her for a reason!)”
“Meow. (She’s the only one who understands. We both live our lives overshadowed by those who came first, failing to live up to that legacy.)”
“(Is… Is Pearlie insecure about the Captain?)”
Visitor.
“You really like her, don’t you? (Not that I blame you, I married her for a reason!)”
“Meow. (She’s the only one who understands. We both live our lives overshadowed by those who came first, failing to live up to that legacy.)”
“(Is… Is Pearlie insecure about the Captain?)”
Visitor.
“Okay, honey, It’s about time to go home!”
“M-Meow! (Y-yeah, goodbye!)”
“(You got lucky this time, Judd. Next time there’ll be DIRE consequences.)”
“Meow… (Phew…)”
One of Pearlie’s biggest pet peeves is when someone messes up her experiments. Don’t ask where her Fresh Fish costume came from…
“M-Meow! (Y-yeah, goodbye!)”
“(You got lucky this time, Judd. Next time there’ll be DIRE consequences.)”
“Meow… (Phew…)”
One of Pearlie’s biggest pet peeves is when someone messes up her experiments. Don’t ask where her Fresh Fish costume came from…
November 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
“Okay, honey, It’s about time to go home!”
“M-Meow! (Y-yeah, goodbye!)”
“(You got lucky this time, Judd. Next time there’ll be DIRE consequences.)”
“Meow… (Phew…)”
One of Pearlie’s biggest pet peeves is when someone messes up her experiments. Don’t ask where her Fresh Fish costume came from…
“M-Meow! (Y-yeah, goodbye!)”
“(You got lucky this time, Judd. Next time there’ll be DIRE consequences.)”
“Meow… (Phew…)”
One of Pearlie’s biggest pet peeves is when someone messes up her experiments. Don’t ask where her Fresh Fish costume came from…
Most people have the World Clock automatically on their phones anyway, there’s no reason for AI to tell the time when we can just go on the Clock app and find places ourselves
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Most people have the World Clock automatically on their phones anyway, there’s no reason for AI to tell the time when we can just go on the Clock app and find places ourselves
Nobody:
Corporations:
Corporations:
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Nobody:
Corporations:
Corporations:
“I… Uh… I can assure you there’s a good reason for it. The kids don’t necessarily like it when you’re gone, even for quick grocery trips. Lucky won’t stop crying when you go, so I have to do this to keep him calm.”
Marie sometimes has to use her shapeshifting abilities to keep Lucky relaxed.
Marie sometimes has to use her shapeshifting abilities to keep Lucky relaxed.
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
“I… Uh… I can assure you there’s a good reason for it. The kids don’t necessarily like it when you’re gone, even for quick grocery trips. Lucky won’t stop crying when you go, so I have to do this to keep him calm.”
Marie sometimes has to use her shapeshifting abilities to keep Lucky relaxed.
Marie sometimes has to use her shapeshifting abilities to keep Lucky relaxed.
Oh no, how horrible!
…Like let’s be real here, ANY child predator should be exposed (party affiliation is irrelevant), I don’t get why he thinks that’ll scare people from wanting the release of the Epstein files
…Like let’s be real here, ANY child predator should be exposed (party affiliation is irrelevant), I don’t get why he thinks that’ll scare people from wanting the release of the Epstein files
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Oh no, how horrible!
…Like let’s be real here, ANY child predator should be exposed (party affiliation is irrelevant), I don’t get why he thinks that’ll scare people from wanting the release of the Epstein files
…Like let’s be real here, ANY child predator should be exposed (party affiliation is irrelevant), I don’t get why he thinks that’ll scare people from wanting the release of the Epstein files
“Great! Just give the letter to me, and I’ll ensure that Father Squidmas brings whatever you ask for! (Well… Within reason, of course…)”
“Okay, Mama!”
Hope finishes writing her Squidmas letter! Also, I realized that she looks a little squishier than usual in this drawing!
“Okay, Mama!”
Hope finishes writing her Squidmas letter! Also, I realized that she looks a little squishier than usual in this drawing!
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“Great! Just give the letter to me, and I’ll ensure that Father Squidmas brings whatever you ask for! (Well… Within reason, of course…)”
“Okay, Mama!”
Hope finishes writing her Squidmas letter! Also, I realized that she looks a little squishier than usual in this drawing!
“Okay, Mama!”
Hope finishes writing her Squidmas letter! Also, I realized that she looks a little squishier than usual in this drawing!
Nothing important today, just have some silly gay dorks!
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Nothing important today, just have some silly gay dorks!
“Hope’s been picking up on a few words you’ve been using, and even started using them herself.”
“Isn’t a three-year old *supposed* to learn the Inklish language?”
“Actually, she’s been repeating some of your *bad* words. Could you control your mouth around Hope?”
“Sure. Sorry, honey.”
Self-control.
“Isn’t a three-year old *supposed* to learn the Inklish language?”
“Actually, she’s been repeating some of your *bad* words. Could you control your mouth around Hope?”
“Sure. Sorry, honey.”
Self-control.
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“Hope’s been picking up on a few words you’ve been using, and even started using them herself.”
“Isn’t a three-year old *supposed* to learn the Inklish language?”
“Actually, she’s been repeating some of your *bad* words. Could you control your mouth around Hope?”
“Sure. Sorry, honey.”
Self-control.
“Isn’t a three-year old *supposed* to learn the Inklish language?”
“Actually, she’s been repeating some of your *bad* words. Could you control your mouth around Hope?”
“Sure. Sorry, honey.”
Self-control.
“Sorry, Hope, but it’s Lucky’s turn to pick a show, and he loves Sesame Seas.
“SON of a FISH!”
“HOPE! Where did you hear that LANGUAGE?!”
“That’s what Mama says when *she’s* upset…”
“I’m going to have to have a talk with her.”
Hope dislikes what’s on TV, and may have learned some ‘words’ from Marie.
“SON of a FISH!”
“HOPE! Where did you hear that LANGUAGE?!”
“That’s what Mama says when *she’s* upset…”
“I’m going to have to have a talk with her.”
Hope dislikes what’s on TV, and may have learned some ‘words’ from Marie.
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
“Sorry, Hope, but it’s Lucky’s turn to pick a show, and he loves Sesame Seas.
“SON of a FISH!”
“HOPE! Where did you hear that LANGUAGE?!”
“That’s what Mama says when *she’s* upset…”
“I’m going to have to have a talk with her.”
Hope dislikes what’s on TV, and may have learned some ‘words’ from Marie.
“SON of a FISH!”
“HOPE! Where did you hear that LANGUAGE?!”
“That’s what Mama says when *she’s* upset…”
“I’m going to have to have a talk with her.”
Hope dislikes what’s on TV, and may have learned some ‘words’ from Marie.
Jack the Furfrou! Named him after my (now deceased) childhood dog (he was a cream-colored toy poodle)!
The fact that the Furfrou’s size classification is small is just the icing on top (he was a little guy)!
The fact that the Furfrou’s size classification is small is just the icing on top (he was a little guy)!
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Jack the Furfrou! Named him after my (now deceased) childhood dog (he was a cream-colored toy poodle)!
The fact that the Furfrou’s size classification is small is just the icing on top (he was a little guy)!
The fact that the Furfrou’s size classification is small is just the icing on top (he was a little guy)!