Allison Keene
@peachykeene.bsky.social
Writer, recovering editor, casual gamer and musician. Partial to being outdoors. Tall.
The new TMNT movie is legit! (And proves old IP adapted many other times *can* still be refreshed by the right people!)
November 17, 2023 at 9:08 PM
The new TMNT movie is legit! (And proves old IP adapted many other times *can* still be refreshed by the right people!)
Truly blessed start to October: Chucky s2 is finally on Peacock!!
October 2, 2023 at 1:18 AM
Truly blessed start to October: Chucky s2 is finally on Peacock!!
Psst! Did you know my beloved @drclawmd.bsky.social wrote an amazing southern gothic thriller?? KNUCKLEBONES is now available to read on Amazon! Check it out: www.amazon.com/KNUCKLEBONES...
Amazon.com
www.amazon.com
September 24, 2023 at 6:59 PM
Psst! Did you know my beloved @drclawmd.bsky.social wrote an amazing southern gothic thriller?? KNUCKLEBONES is now available to read on Amazon! Check it out: www.amazon.com/KNUCKLEBONES...
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TOP TEN CAT BREEDS
1. Sleepy Heap
2. Calamity Smith-Jones
3. Scrimblejack
4. Lap Lichen
5. Le Trash Royale
6. Scram Danders (not technically a breed, refers to cats who are lawyers)
7. Potato Bay Couch Puddle
8. Microdoot
9. Guiltless Impwhisker
10. Snooze Wizard
1. Sleepy Heap
2. Calamity Smith-Jones
3. Scrimblejack
4. Lap Lichen
5. Le Trash Royale
6. Scram Danders (not technically a breed, refers to cats who are lawyers)
7. Potato Bay Couch Puddle
8. Microdoot
9. Guiltless Impwhisker
10. Snooze Wizard
September 13, 2023 at 4:37 AM
TOP TEN CAT BREEDS
1. Sleepy Heap
2. Calamity Smith-Jones
3. Scrimblejack
4. Lap Lichen
5. Le Trash Royale
6. Scram Danders (not technically a breed, refers to cats who are lawyers)
7. Potato Bay Couch Puddle
8. Microdoot
9. Guiltless Impwhisker
10. Snooze Wizard
1. Sleepy Heap
2. Calamity Smith-Jones
3. Scrimblejack
4. Lap Lichen
5. Le Trash Royale
6. Scram Danders (not technically a breed, refers to cats who are lawyers)
7. Potato Bay Couch Puddle
8. Microdoot
9. Guiltless Impwhisker
10. Snooze Wizard
Heartening that I have a friend who knew without doubt my Disco Elysium build would default to "apologetic communist hobocop"
September 11, 2023 at 11:21 PM
Heartening that I have a friend who knew without doubt my Disco Elysium build would default to "apologetic communist hobocop"
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Me after I spend 9 months calorie counting, weight lifting, eating clean, and walking 8,000 steps per day
September 11, 2023 at 9:15 PM
Me after I spend 9 months calorie counting, weight lifting, eating clean, and walking 8,000 steps per day
There is no cat tax photo attachment because once I held the kitten I was at peace, elevated beyond this plane of existence, no longer bothered by trivial objects like "phones"
I met a kitten last night that was so smol it bordered on upsetting
September 7, 2023 at 11:38 PM
There is no cat tax photo attachment because once I held the kitten I was at peace, elevated beyond this plane of existence, no longer bothered by trivial objects like "phones"
I met a kitten last night that was so smol it bordered on upsetting
September 7, 2023 at 11:35 PM
I met a kitten last night that was so smol it bordered on upsetting
Ah, this the season for the Christmas Demon!
September 7, 2023 at 3:22 PM
Ah, this the season for the Christmas Demon!
Disco Elysium is so beautifully and lyrically written it makes me never want to write again because WHY BOTHER?!
OR... to write again immediately because look what *could* happen!
OR... to write again immediately because look what *could* happen!
August 31, 2023 at 2:39 PM
Disco Elysium is so beautifully and lyrically written it makes me never want to write again because WHY BOTHER?!
OR... to write again immediately because look what *could* happen!
OR... to write again immediately because look what *could* happen!
Seeing more and more of this: If you constantly check the notifications on your smart watch while talking with someone, you are being extremely rude!! I have spoken!!
August 27, 2023 at 1:42 AM
Seeing more and more of this: If you constantly check the notifications on your smart watch while talking with someone, you are being extremely rude!! I have spoken!!
The more I think about the "And Just LikeThat" finale, the more unhinged it becomes (the whole Aiden/Carrie of it being the most bizarre of course)
August 25, 2023 at 6:30 PM
The more I think about the "And Just LikeThat" finale, the more unhinged it becomes (the whole Aiden/Carrie of it being the most bizarre of course)
Some personal news: we have started watching Ted Lasso
August 25, 2023 at 6:28 PM
Some personal news: we have started watching Ted Lasso
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“And now, six months later, we can see that the real tech story of 2023 is NOT how AI made everything great. Instead this will be remembered as the year when huge corporations unleashed a half-baked and dangerous technology on a skeptical public—and consumers pushed back."
Ugly Numbers from Microsoft and ChatGPT Reveal that AI Demand is Already Shrinking
The only areas where AI is flourishing are shamming, spamming & scamming
www.honest-broker.com
August 23, 2023 at 9:33 PM
“And now, six months later, we can see that the real tech story of 2023 is NOT how AI made everything great. Instead this will be remembered as the year when huge corporations unleashed a half-baked and dangerous technology on a skeptical public—and consumers pushed back."
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Even if it’s my favorite show, you can bet I remember nothing about the previous season until that recap hits
the *relief* i feel when i hit play on a new season of a show and it opens with a "last season on" recap
August 23, 2023 at 7:52 PM
Even if it’s my favorite show, you can bet I remember nothing about the previous season until that recap hits
"During rush hour" I say, meaning 8am - 8pm
August 23, 2023 at 8:45 PM
"During rush hour" I say, meaning 8am - 8pm
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your grandma's bones may never get to rest thanks to demonic possession
August 22, 2023 at 8:58 PM
your grandma's bones may never get to rest thanks to demonic possession
I don't think Prime Suspect fan and The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover film degree Allison of the Past would understand being told Present Allison just watched 2 back to back Helen Mirren movies, and they were Shazam 2 and Fast X
August 22, 2023 at 1:33 PM
I don't think Prime Suspect fan and The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover film degree Allison of the Past would understand being told Present Allison just watched 2 back to back Helen Mirren movies, and they were Shazam 2 and Fast X
Gnat problem making me feel like Aeon Flux over here...😣
August 21, 2023 at 8:33 PM
Gnat problem making me feel like Aeon Flux over here...😣
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no one teaches writers file management!!
August 21, 2023 at 12:39 AM
no one teaches writers file management!!
@thekaitling.bsky.social a perfect avatar right out the gate 💁🏼♀️
August 18, 2023 at 8:53 PM
@thekaitling.bsky.social a perfect avatar right out the gate 💁🏼♀️
The worst part about missing the killing blow to a fruit fly is when they get right in your face afterward to taunt you 😐
August 18, 2023 at 8:50 PM
The worst part about missing the killing blow to a fruit fly is when they get right in your face afterward to taunt you 😐