Paul Tree
@paultree10.bsky.social
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it’s still a pun on "paltry” do you get it
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paultree10.bsky.social
I would’ve taken the hit, which I know because it would’ve gotten to me before I even knew what was happening much less had the reflexes necessary to dodge
paultree10.bsky.social
Wouldn’t have even needed to lean, just not dodge. It would’ve hit his back leg
paultree10.bsky.social
Really that’s all in the screen cap she’s QT’ing.
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thefred.bsky.social
"Well, everyone knows Eratosthenes calculated the circumference of the earth 1,700 years ago. What this voyage presupposes is, maybe he didn't."
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bookhouse.bsky.social
Not joking, either

1968 - Vietnam (Chennault Affair)
1980 - Iran (hostage crisis resolved 20 minutes after Reagan inaugurated)
2016 - Russia (hacking)
2024 - Israel
bookhouse.bsky.social
Resetting the "years since Republican party coordinates with foreign country to manufacture crisis for incumbent Democrat" sign to zero, for the fourth (?!) time
paultree10.bsky.social
calling someone who not only has never won an election but has never even led in a primary poll (and has led in like one general election poll) an “absolute phenom” seems a tiny bit premature.
paultree10.bsky.social
Best Seattle sports weekend since…
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baumann.bsky.social
It's cool that this series features all four kinds of mustache a white guy can have. From left to right: gravel cyclist, cop, Field Marshal Haig, Bruno Kirby
Bryce Miller Davis Schneider a very hangdog-looking Dan wilson Cal Raleigh mid-bat flip
paultree10.bsky.social
What if Julio, but less strikeouts
paultree10.bsky.social
Or maybe it won’t matter lol
paultree10.bsky.social
3 of the 5 ALDS games were decided by one run. Even if that’s like a 25% chance challenge — and I think it was higher than that — the possibility of getting a run is so valuable
paultree10.bsky.social
Kinda think Dan Wilson just cost us a run there by not challenging.
paultree10.bsky.social
Also literally not a single person alive believes there is any chance that they reach a different ultimate conclusion after a full appeal process.

So this “gee well who’s to say how we’ll ultimately rule” routine is an insulting farce
paultree10.bsky.social
Notable that except sort of with Memphis, red state governors are not even pretending to support the deployment of troops in their states.
marklevinenyc.bsky.social
Murders per 100k residents:
* Houston 19.0
* Dallas 16.6
* San Antonio 15.9
* Ft. Worth 10.8
* NYC 4.6
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althistorian.bsky.social
This has become a load bearing tweet to me.
paultree10.bsky.social
Mariners to Seattle sports fans circa 2004:
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jamnpp.bsky.social
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
paultree10.bsky.social
Actually no the Don’t Tread on Me Conservatives for Armed Occupation are running away with this one

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marisakabas.bsky.social
New — Video shared with me shows ICE officers in DC detaining a man on Friday.

Bystander filming asks man for his name. ICE agent lies and says he’s not allowed to speak to him “by law” and another says “We’ve arrested American citizens for being too close…If he gets any closer, put him in cuffs.”
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jaywillis.net
NEWS: I wish for death’s sweet release
We’re in the 15th My heart rate at 112