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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 2m

Shohei killed the rally with a junk hr.

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Curt Hogg @cyrthogg.bsky.social · 12m

The Blue Jays have 13 hits through 6 innings tonight.

The Brewers had 14 hits in the entire NLCS against the Dodgers.

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wick @litwick.net · 14m

Joey Votto and a parrot

Laurel Krahn @wintwins.bsky.social · 1h

Okay chat, who would be in your ideal World Series broadcast booth? Either one specific to this series or for the broadcasts going forward.

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Cecilia M. Tan @whyilikebaseball.bsky.social · 1h

I see we have imported the Twitter tradition of griping on Smoltz over here. My feed:

A slew of blue sky posts griping about Smoltz

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 12h

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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 13h

Headline is not true. If Trump minted an NFT of the East Wing, then it still exists on the blockchain and can be traded for the same value.

Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 13h

The techbro ethos: “move fast and break stuff.”

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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 13h

I thought there were only two people under the age of thirty in Maine.

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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 1d

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

atlantic article screenshot
headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get
sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 18h

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre

Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast)

Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

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bring on the headless horses @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 14h

at this point, calling someone a democrat is an insult

Soraya Nadia McDonald @sorayanadiamcdonald.com · 23h

"Not one senator said Platner’s tattoo or other controversies were disqualifying, and several acknowledged he’s bringing excitement to a party that has been struggling in the political wilderness since President Donald Trump took back power in January."

da fuc is wrong with these people

Senate Democrats tread lightly on Maine primary as new poll shows Graham Platner leading Janet Mills

Despite recent controversies, Platner has a huge lead in a recent poll and is drawing big crowds, while the two-term governor Mills is counting on her experience and achievements.

www.nbcnews.com

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Dapo Adeola @dapsdraws.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna repost this every time I come across it on socials. 💚

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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 1d

If I don't eat breakfast, I'm fucking pissed off

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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 1d

I do love that this guy feigns “I built this all by myself without the help of my father” but straight up has never used a toaster

🏳️‍🌈 Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 1d

In case you think this is a joke

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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 1d

They gentrified Tony.

Tony the Tiger on the cover of Frosted Flakes, pumpkin spice flavored, with Tony wearing a red puffy vest.

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delco de leche @delcodeleche.bsky.social · 1d

youtu.be/f4RNb3tt0LM?...

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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 1d

Genuinely cannot wait to see a Philly middle-schooler roast someone for wearing these

Nike Is Building Robotic Shoes. Here’s What It’s Like to Wear for Running and Walking

Project Amplify is power-assisted footwear that could help people go farther and faster with less effort.

www.runnersworld.com

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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 1d

Sure. I’d shave Emma Stone’s head to see a movie. That’s not a very hard dilemma to think through.

NPR @npr.org · 1d

Emma Stone shaved her head for Bugonia — would you? A recent publicity stunt offered free tickets to moviegoers willing to shave it all off in the lobby of a Culver City, Calif., theater. n.pr/3JiGC0W

Would you shave your head for free movie tickets? 'Bugonia' wants to make a buzz

Emma Stone shaved her head for Bugonia — would you? A recent publicity stunt offered free tickets to moviegoers willing to shave it all off in the lobby of a Culver City, Calif., theater.

n.pr

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OG_McDuck @ogmcduck.bsky.social · 1d

ESPN now owns every single hot dog costume in the greater tri-state area

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups AND Terry Rozier has been arrested by the FBI for alleged illegal gambling, sources tell ESPN.

ESPN Bet on the sCREEN

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delco de leche @delcodeleche.bsky.social · 1d

Peter Gabriel writing lyrics in 1977:

Brian J. Karem @briankarem.bsky.social · 1d

Overheard on Capitol Hill:
"Give the Ballroom a chance. It'll be great for WWE cage fights."

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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 1d

They gentrified Tony.

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YOU HAVE WON A HAM @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 13d

how are we going to tell them

r/HelpMeFind
The teddy my mother was buried with

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 14d

Ladies and gentlemen, after the bride and groom have their first dance to "Streets of Philadelphia", we will have a daddy-daughter dance with the bride and her father to "Streets of Philadelphia". Afterward, please join us on the dance floor for four hours of "Streets of Philadelphia".