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I’m some variation of scpatches elsewhere
I’m some variation of scpatches elsewhere
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· Nov 13
Uhhh just putting out my teams I follow:
MLS: Los Angeles FC
NWSL: Angel City FC
Liga MX/MXF: Chivas / Xolos
PL / WSL: Liverpool
La Liga: Atletico Madrid
International: USWNT only / Mexico / El Salvador
NFL: Cowboys
MLB: Dodgers
NBA: Lakers
WNBA: Sparks
NHL: Kings
MLS: Los Angeles FC
NWSL: Angel City FC
Liga MX/MXF: Chivas / Xolos
PL / WSL: Liverpool
La Liga: Atletico Madrid
International: USWNT only / Mexico / El Salvador
NFL: Cowboys
MLB: Dodgers
NBA: Lakers
WNBA: Sparks
NHL: Kings
Shaq is the Samuel L. Jackson of commercials.
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Shaq is the Samuel L. Jackson of commercials.
I genuinely cannot tell if someone is blasting a ton of fireworks near me because the Lakers won or because of a completely unrelated event.
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I genuinely cannot tell if someone is blasting a ton of fireworks near me because the Lakers won or because of a completely unrelated event.
Feels weird being able to watch the Lakers for once on a random weekday.
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Feels weird being able to watch the Lakers for once on a random weekday.
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It’s pronounced Christmas jifts
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It’s pronounced Christmas jifts
How does Bluesky not have groupchats yet?
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
How does Bluesky not have groupchats yet?
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When Frustration Threatens Desire, by Kerry James Marshall, 1990, 📸 by @drewhallowell
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
When Frustration Threatens Desire, by Kerry James Marshall, 1990, 📸 by @drewhallowell
Cowboys really saved what was a shitty sports weekend for me lol
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Cowboys really saved what was a shitty sports weekend for me lol
Something to be said about LAFC players sold overseas that end up back in MLS a few years later.
Rossi, Cifuentes, Atuesta, Chicho, and at one point possibly Palacios.
Rossi, Cifuentes, Atuesta, Chicho, and at one point possibly Palacios.
🇵🇱 Sources: Mateusz Bogusz is likely to leave Cruz Azul this winter, with several MLS clubs interested.
New England Revolution hold Bogusz's discovery rights (priority to negotiate).
Bogusz, 24, joined Cruz Azul from LAFC last winter in ~$9m deal. Had 15g/7a in 2024 for LAFC.
New England Revolution hold Bogusz's discovery rights (priority to negotiate).
Bogusz, 24, joined Cruz Azul from LAFC last winter in ~$9m deal. Had 15g/7a in 2024 for LAFC.
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Something to be said about LAFC players sold overseas that end up back in MLS a few years later.
Rossi, Cifuentes, Atuesta, Chicho, and at one point possibly Palacios.
Rossi, Cifuentes, Atuesta, Chicho, and at one point possibly Palacios.
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i can't believe i never thought to do this before
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
i can't believe i never thought to do this before
My uncle was cleaning and gifted this to me
I feel blessed
I feel blessed
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My uncle was cleaning and gifted this to me
I feel blessed
I feel blessed
I love that my neighbor always leaves his trash cans out on the sidewalk because I always throw away my trash in there LOL
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I love that my neighbor always leaves his trash cans out on the sidewalk because I always throw away my trash in there LOL
Yooo @technoranma.bsky.social are you back on PoGo??
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Yooo @technoranma.bsky.social are you back on PoGo??
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The NWSL's silence on its gender eligibility approach has invited harassment of players — and now, an op-ed from a current player calling for "a clear standard" to address a problem that doesn't exist.
Statements from NWSL, NWSLPA & thoughts from me @theathletic.com
www.nytimes.com/athletic/675...
Statements from NWSL, NWSLPA & thoughts from me @theathletic.com
www.nytimes.com/athletic/675...
NWSL’s lack of gender eligibility policy leaves players vulnerable – just not in the way you think
An op-ed from Angel City midfielder Elizabeth Eddy called for "a clear standard" to address a problem that doesn't currently exist.
www.nytimes.com
October 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The NWSL's silence on its gender eligibility approach has invited harassment of players — and now, an op-ed from a current player calling for "a clear standard" to address a problem that doesn't exist.
Statements from NWSL, NWSLPA & thoughts from me @theathletic.com
www.nytimes.com/athletic/675...
Statements from NWSL, NWSLPA & thoughts from me @theathletic.com
www.nytimes.com/athletic/675...
Ngl if I’m trying to have a conversation with someone and anything I say is not being acknowledged I’m checking out of said conversation.
October 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Ngl if I’m trying to have a conversation with someone and anything I say is not being acknowledged I’m checking out of said conversation.
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I think it finally hit me yesterday that people laugh at me and not with me. Been feeling like shit since.
October 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I think it finally hit me yesterday that people laugh at me and not with me. Been feeling like shit since.
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my god there has never been a more accurate use of this
October 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
my god there has never been a more accurate use of this
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What did the brewers do? They kicked the Dodgers fan out. Some baseball reporter should ask them about this
Milwaukee Brewers fan loses job after she says 'call ICE' on Latino Dodgers fan www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
Milwaukee Brewers fan loses job after she says 'call ICE' on Latino Dodgers fan
A Brewers fan at Game 2 of the NLCS seen on video telling a Latino Dodgers fan that she was going to "call ICE" on him, has lost her job.
www.jsonline.com
October 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
What did the brewers do? They kicked the Dodgers fan out. Some baseball reporter should ask them about this
Sucks, but glad I was able to see her play.
Christen Press is hanging up her boots at the end of this season.
A legacy unlike any other. Thank you for everything CP23. 🩷
A legacy unlike any other. Thank you for everything CP23. 🩷
October 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Sucks, but glad I was able to see her play.
Pumpkaboo is such a funny name for a Pokémon. It sounds like a derogatory word someone would use for someone who’s way too into Halloween.
October 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Pumpkaboo is such a funny name for a Pokémon. It sounds like a derogatory word someone would use for someone who’s way too into Halloween.
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George Pickens is like if Kramer was the main character on Seinfeld. I can’t explain it but that’s how it feels.
October 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
George Pickens is like if Kramer was the main character on Seinfeld. I can’t explain it but that’s how it feels.