patchcat
@patchcat.social
Computer guy doin life things
651 ♊️-> 906 🦌-> 989 🏔️-> 407 🎢-> 352 🐊
Some things I like and do: 🎥🏈🏒🏁🔫🎧🚗💻
DM me on Telegram: https://t.me/patchhes
I’m also on Signal! @patchcat.906
651 ♊️-> 906 🦌-> 989 🏔️-> 407 🎢-> 352 🐊
Some things I like and do: 🎥🏈🏒🏁🔫🎧🚗💻
DM me on Telegram: https://t.me/patchhes
I’m also on Signal! @patchcat.906
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patchcat
@patchcat.social
· Aug 4
Max: pandemic buddy, road warrior, lover of human food, best friend. Until next time.
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This summer, Sony Pictures Animation invites you go on an epic journey of NUMERIC proportions.
Chris Pratt
Tom Holland
James Corden
Sydney Sweeny
And Jack Black
Six Seven: The Movie
Chris Pratt
Tom Holland
James Corden
Sydney Sweeny
And Jack Black
Six Seven: The Movie
December 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
This summer, Sony Pictures Animation invites you go on an epic journey of NUMERIC proportions.
Chris Pratt
Tom Holland
James Corden
Sydney Sweeny
And Jack Black
Six Seven: The Movie
Chris Pratt
Tom Holland
James Corden
Sydney Sweeny
And Jack Black
Six Seven: The Movie
Mich Ultra is a “knock em back” beer for people whose “knock em back” days were 10 years ago
December 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Mich Ultra is a “knock em back” beer for people whose “knock em back” days were 10 years ago
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it's december 15th. if i get a single additional work email at any point within the next three weeks i will call for the immediate arrest of the sender and a full sweep of their house to find additional evidence of terrorism against the american people
December 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
it's december 15th. if i get a single additional work email at any point within the next three weeks i will call for the immediate arrest of the sender and a full sweep of their house to find additional evidence of terrorism against the american people
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The real victims of the Mahomes injury
www.thedrawplay.com/comic/wont-a...
www.thedrawplay.com/comic/wont-a...
December 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The real victims of the Mahomes injury
www.thedrawplay.com/comic/wont-a...
www.thedrawplay.com/comic/wont-a...
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December 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
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Spike Lee, who appears to be BLASTED, says that the 69-70 Knicks banner is a fake and he has the real one
December 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Spike Lee, who appears to be BLASTED, says that the 69-70 Knicks banner is a fake and he has the real one
@governorwalz.mn.gov can we call it quinnesota yet
Quinn Hughes with some innovative offense to get Kirill Kaprizov a goal, rips a shot off of Joel Eriksson Ek's ribcage and Kirill backhands it in the net
December 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
@governorwalz.mn.gov can we call it quinnesota yet
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‘You Hate To See That,’ Announces Fan Secretly Thrilled About Rival Player’s Injury https://theonion.com/you-hate-to-see-that-announces-fan-secretly-thrilled-1819579476/
December 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
‘You Hate To See That,’ Announces Fan Secretly Thrilled About Rival Player’s Injury https://theonion.com/you-hate-to-see-that-announces-fan-secretly-thrilled-1819579476/
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well if they won't then I will
December 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
well if they won't then I will
“I’m not cold! I’m just thinkin’ about something I really agree with.”
"Check out how dry my skin looks. It's because my body is telling me that I'm suffering and need to put on more layers. But as a thirteen-year-old boy in the suburbs, FASHION is more important to me than BASIC BODILY NEEDS."
I’m a Middle School Boy, and I Refuse to Wear Anything but Basketball Shorts in the Winter
Suck it, pants. I don’t care that it’s snowing; I refuse to wear anything but basketball shorts. I’m growing these ALMOST MAN LEGS and am workshopp...
buff.ly
December 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“I’m not cold! I’m just thinkin’ about something I really agree with.”
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December 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
“Last minute Christmas shopping this weekend!”
Bro, last minute Christmas shopping is Dec. 24th at 2pm. This is getting it done on time.
Bro, last minute Christmas shopping is Dec. 24th at 2pm. This is getting it done on time.
December 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
“Last minute Christmas shopping this weekend!”
Bro, last minute Christmas shopping is Dec. 24th at 2pm. This is getting it done on time.
Bro, last minute Christmas shopping is Dec. 24th at 2pm. This is getting it done on time.
Everything Everywhere All at Once was the first movie I saw in theaters post-COVID. I laughed, I cried, it moved me, Bob.
Runner up is when my college did a free screening of 22 Jump Street. Packed theater. This scene brought the house down. youtu.be/kxCkgCwyVvY
Runner up is when my college did a free screening of 22 Jump Street. Packed theater. This scene brought the house down. youtu.be/kxCkgCwyVvY
December 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Everything Everywhere All at Once was the first movie I saw in theaters post-COVID. I laughed, I cried, it moved me, Bob.
Runner up is when my college did a free screening of 22 Jump Street. Packed theater. This scene brought the house down. youtu.be/kxCkgCwyVvY
Runner up is when my college did a free screening of 22 Jump Street. Packed theater. This scene brought the house down. youtu.be/kxCkgCwyVvY
Billy G you son of a bitch get over here
December 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Billy G you son of a bitch get over here
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Despite missing 5 regulars, #mnwild hand Dallas its first regulation loss in 12 games since Nov. 18 and coincidentally beat Dallas in regulation for the first time since Nov. 18, 2021 (16 meetings ago). It was the Stars’ second regulation road loss in 17 games. Dominant
December 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Despite missing 5 regulars, #mnwild hand Dallas its first regulation loss in 12 games since Nov. 18 and coincidentally beat Dallas in regulation for the first time since Nov. 18, 2021 (16 meetings ago). It was the Stars’ second regulation road loss in 17 games. Dominant
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