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Bumbleebee
@parrykylie.bsky.social
Grows trees and trans kids.
Loves coffee, elephant jokes and leaf slugs.
Usually found at uni or op shop.
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Tentatively looking for an audiobook narrator. NZ accent, preferably a woman, queer friendly, experienced with audiobooks. I'm obviously googling/looking at sites with profiles as well, but any leads or recs welcome.
December 14, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I cleaned and tidied the main shelf of the pantry yesterday.
I still basking in the glow of the accomplishment today.
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December 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I feel weirdly proud that as a nation we broke Ikea
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December 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Generally we don't (unless it's a computer game separately).
We all love Xmas, but it's also a lot of out of routine stimulus.
So we have breakfast together, open pressies and then browse on food and play with our gifts.
Often we gather again for Xmas desserts at teatime.
Time for a new question #SecretSantaAoNZ
What do you play on Christmas day? Cards? Monopoly? Croquet? Cricket? The Santa Hat movie game?
December 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Anyone close by?
Santa needs an assist pretty please.
Callout for a super Santa in the Wellington/Hutt region.
If you think you can help please reply here or DM @secretsanta.nz
December 12, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Best reviews for novelty socks ever 🤣🤣🤣
December 12, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Me all week: I don't want to do this essay based course. I doesn't want to write this assignment. Humph.

Me today: 800 words is a stupidhead word limit. How can I discuss anything properly with that pitiful number. *

* my previous degrees are showing 🤣
December 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Ffs. Ruth Richardson popping up like indigestion is making me feel like defending Nicola Willis*

*not her policies if course. I wouldn't go that far
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The social media ban has me conflicted.
On one hand: umm how? And, but ai is somehow still fine?

On the other: protecting young people from predatory companies is good. I've seen harm caused to kids as young as 9.
December 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I'm trying very hard to pretend that I'm not playing #SecretSantaAONZ so that I don't think about how far away opening day is.
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December 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
It's really lovely not working at a school in the build up to Xmas this year.
So much less stress!
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December 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Sitting in the shade of a plum tree watching rampaging dogs playing chase.
December 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Blimey. The road is melting again already. It's not even 9am yet
December 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It was a hot walk tonight.
Even after it'd cooled a bit.
December 9, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Our chook zone has become a tad post apocalyptic. Which is normal but it's also the view from Reys window.

So we're planting the destruction zone in grasses and flax (all gifted or resited)
December 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I am not a fan of living 'naturally'. It's utterly overrated. I very much enjoy my processed imported coffee. And lollies. Also breathing, yay asthma meds!

(Also if you feel like you'd benefit from hrt, ask for it. You don't even need to see your regular dr. Just use one of those online drs)
December 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I can't see removing people's summer break as a vote winner.
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December 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Morning fish
December 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Morning Molly
December 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?

These. Written by my Dad for me. His name is Cliff Browne.
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 AM
The Fifa peace prize looks like what it represents. Grasping hands pulling the world into the underworld.
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December 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I mean. They're not wrong.
(I am very excited about Ikea and will be getting a bee toy for Xmas!)
I’ve just been told the Dutch children’s news site has an item about it. The headline is: “Celebrations in New Zealand Because of New Shop”.
Thanks, Jeugdjournaal, for making Ao/NZ sound like the most benighted backwater 😄
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The dogs are hot
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Squeee!!!!!
#SecretSantaAONZ
December 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Nearly finished Xmas shopping. Nabbed my Mum a silk scarf by a NZ artist for $1 (she dresses in an entirely chic way. Unlike me 🤣)
December 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM