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We’re all happy, it’s been ages since we’ve got them all together in something other than smash.
Sorry, I just had to pull this up since Mario, Pac-Man, Sonic, and Rock are together again.
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
We’re all happy, it’s been ages since we’ve got them all together in something other than smash.
Guy hates fun
December 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Guy hates fun
“ Eh yeah we can make some room. “
Luigi and Marx are joining, right?
“ We finally got an agreement — !
Welcome Mario to Sonic Racing Crossworlds — ! “
Welcome Mario to Sonic Racing Crossworlds — ! “
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
“ Eh yeah we can make some room. “
“ We finally got an agreement — !
Welcome Mario to Sonic Racing Crossworlds — ! “
Welcome Mario to Sonic Racing Crossworlds — ! “
December 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
“ We finally got an agreement — !
Welcome Mario to Sonic Racing Crossworlds — ! “
Welcome Mario to Sonic Racing Crossworlds — ! “
…
Yeah that can work, better than him not being allowed to hangout with friends.
Yeah that can work, better than him not being allowed to hangout with friends.
I mean
As long he’s exclusive to only Nintendo Switch and Switch 2
As long he’s exclusive to only Nintendo Switch and Switch 2
Nintendo, my guy we should put our differences aside and take him out.
Also let Mario come over, and race with his friends.
Also let Mario come over, and race with his friends.
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
…
Yeah that can work, better than him not being allowed to hangout with friends.
Yeah that can work, better than him not being allowed to hangout with friends.
Nintendo, my guy we should put our differences aside and take him out.
Also let Mario come over, and race with his friends.
Also let Mario come over, and race with his friends.
...I’ve lost count how many times Disney pestered us.
How many times do I have to teach Disney this lesson.
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Nintendo, my guy we should put our differences aside and take him out.
Also let Mario come over, and race with his friends.
Also let Mario come over, and race with his friends.
Just waiting for the A.I. to poison him really
That’s when I get to jump him.
That’s when I get to jump him.
"We should buy Disney someday. Nintendo too!"
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Just waiting for the A.I. to poison him really
That’s when I get to jump him.
That’s when I get to jump him.
How many times do I have to teach Disney this lesson.
December 1, 2025 at 5:24 AM
How many times do I have to teach Disney this lesson.
Die
Keel over and die
Keel over and die
Soon.
YOU DON’T EVEN OWN SEGA !
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Die
Keel over and die
Keel over and die
“ Well we already have Tangle and Whisper in Crossworlds. “
“No lesbians?”
No..
Not Yuri.
Not Yuri.
November 30, 2025 at 7:17 AM
“ Well we already have Tangle and Whisper in Crossworlds. “
Heh
I mean you're both companies that garner cult-like brand loyalty and abuse it by removing cool features and making half-finished products.
Kiiiinda accurate.
Kiiiinda accurate.
Fuck off Disney
Comparing me to Apple is a shit similarity.
Comparing me to Apple is a shit similarity.
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Heh
“ See, plus have you PLAYED world? It’s a totally SNOOZE fest really.
I doubt anyone who touched, crosswords would wanna play Mario again. “
I doubt anyone who touched, crosswords would wanna play Mario again. “
Yeah, by boycotting their stuff they release by being the Apple of Japan.
And they deserve to be boycotted.
And they deserve to be boycotted.
Really now?
Lose?
Sure I would’ve lost if it was back then, but people aren’t fucking with Big N no more.
Lose?
Sure I would’ve lost if it was back then, but people aren’t fucking with Big N no more.
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
“ See, plus have you PLAYED world? It’s a totally SNOOZE fest really.
I doubt anyone who touched, crosswords would wanna play Mario again. “
I doubt anyone who touched, crosswords would wanna play Mario again. “
“ Ya know, I’m thinking about it now..
What if we made a NiGHTS or Alex Kidd game on the dream cast..
I feel like we would have done, better during that era. “
What if we made a NiGHTS or Alex Kidd game on the dream cast..
I feel like we would have done, better during that era. “
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
“ Ya know, I’m thinking about it now..
What if we made a NiGHTS or Alex Kidd game on the dream cast..
I feel like we would have done, better during that era. “
What if we made a NiGHTS or Alex Kidd game on the dream cast..
I feel like we would have done, better during that era. “
Really now?
Lose?
Sure I would’ve lost if it was back then, but people aren’t fucking with Big N no more.
Lose?
Sure I would’ve lost if it was back then, but people aren’t fucking with Big N no more.
Says the one whose new Sonic Racing game is going to lose to Mario Kart World.
And I’ll just keep killing, well I don’t have to do much huh? Killing yourself with the Live action slop and AI stuff.
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Really now?
Lose?
Sure I would’ve lost if it was back then, but people aren’t fucking with Big N no more.
Lose?
Sure I would’ve lost if it was back then, but people aren’t fucking with Big N no more.
And I’ll just keep killing, well I don’t have to do much huh? Killing yourself with the Live action slop and AI stuff.
And I’ll resurrect many times as I want.
I’ll fucking kill you rodent.
Stop talking to my son like that.
Stop talking to my son like that.
November 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
And I’ll just keep killing, well I don’t have to do much huh? Killing yourself with the Live action slop and AI stuff.
I’ll fucking kill you rodent.
Stop talking to my son like that.
Stop talking to my son like that.
And you're a dead SEGA IP.
What’s your point?
What’s your point?
"No you don't, you paper-stuffed husk of a rodent, this is from Super Smash Bros.
At least do some research on thi- oh wait, I just remembered you're a corporate slop machine who doesn't care about information."
At least do some research on thi- oh wait, I just remembered you're a corporate slop machine who doesn't care about information."
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I’ll fucking kill you rodent.
Stop talking to my son like that.
Stop talking to my son like that.
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YEP YEP —!
Have him alll to yourself !!!
Have him alll to yourself !!!
...You sure?
GO FOR IT !!!
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
YEP YEP —!
Have him alll to yourself !!!
Have him alll to yourself !!!
That’s the best thing Disney has done.
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
That’s the best thing Disney has done.