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@parodybign.bsky.social
Parody account of Nintendo. This account has no association with them.
(Mun Age: 24)
(Mun Age: 24)
Pinned
Nah.
"No, I'm definitely involved in this."
Why are you snooping business you’re not involved with?
November 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Nah.
Marx didn’t do anything wrong. He's a silly little guy, like Kirby.
"Marx isn't as iconic as-a me! PLUS, those-a are MY pals-ies!"
What?
What’s wrong with Marx?
What’s wrong with Marx?
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Marx didn’t do anything wrong. He's a silly little guy, like Kirby.
Why are you snooping business you’re not involved with?
"Why are you such a prick?"
Mario, you’re still not going to the Crossworlds Racing Tournament.
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Why are you snooping business you’re not involved with?
What?
What’s wrong with Marx?
What’s wrong with Marx?
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
What?
What’s wrong with Marx?
What’s wrong with Marx?
That was Game Freak, not me, you uncultured fuck.
"Aren't you guys the ones who can't even put 3d building models onto the ground properly?"
"I know what you did. Why do they fucking float."
"I know what you did. Why do they fucking float."
And you company use Denuvo who spreads random ass unstable framrate drops.
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
That was Game Freak, not me, you uncultured fuck.
And you company use Denuvo who spreads random ass unstable framrate drops.
"You fucking sue people who BREATHE near your property I don't want to FUCKING hear it."
Bait used to be believable.
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
And you company use Denuvo who spreads random ass unstable framrate drops.
Bait used to be believable.
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"I'm better than Nintendo!"
"I'm better than Nintendo!"
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"Coming from the videogame prince of 'I try so hard to look cool'? Hahaha! Oh, you're hilarious!"
"Coming from the videogame prince of 'I try so hard to look cool'? Hahaha! Oh, you're hilarious!"
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Bait used to be believable.
We’re sending Marx from Kirby instead.
MAMA MIA WE HATE IT HERE
Mario, you’re still not going to the Crossworlds Racing Tournament.
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
We’re sending Marx from Kirby instead.
Yes.
" Can I go? "
Mario, you’re still not going to the Crossworlds Racing Tournament.
November 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Yes.
Reposted by 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢
Mario, you’re still not going to the Crossworlds Racing Tournament.
November 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Mario, you’re still not going to the Crossworlds Racing Tournament.
Fuck off Disney
Comparing me to Apple is a shit similarity.
Comparing me to Apple is a shit similarity.
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Fuck off Disney
Comparing me to Apple is a shit similarity.
Comparing me to Apple is a shit similarity.
Gusty Garden Galaxy theme in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Gusty Garden Galaxy theme in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
2 days left to see the Mario balloon float in New York.
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
2 days left to see the Mario balloon float in New York.
...If Ash loses to this Yugi.
I blame Disney for getting their rights to broadcast the English dub.
I blame Disney for getting their rights to broadcast the English dub.
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
...If Ash loses to this Yugi.
I blame Disney for getting their rights to broadcast the English dub.
I blame Disney for getting their rights to broadcast the English dub.
His own Pikachu, Gengar, Charizard, Greninja... Not to mention his legendaries.
"Just-- Just curious."
"And tell me his strongest Pokemon too, while you're at it."
"And tell me his strongest Pokemon too, while you're at it."
....Why?
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 AM
His own Pikachu, Gengar, Charizard, Greninja... Not to mention his legendaries.
....Why?
"Remind me how many times he's lost Pokemon battles?"
The Ash power scalers say otherwise.
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 AM
....Why?
The Ash power scalers say otherwise.
"Get Ash out of there, man."
"I don't think Ash is going to beat Yugi in the slightest. He-- He's cooked, Big N."
"I don't think Ash is going to beat Yugi in the slightest. He-- He's cooked, Big N."
What.
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 AM
The Ash power scalers say otherwise.
What.
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM
What.
Um.
"I-"
"They're just throwing hands, right?"
"1v1?"
"They're just throwing hands, right?"
"1v1?"
...Some guy named Yugi.
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Um.
...Some guy named Yugi.
"You'll come crawlin' back on your knees for him soon, I know that much."
"....Who's Ash goin' up against, anyway?"
"....Who's Ash goin' up against, anyway?"
Mario is no longer the mascot.
Marx is.
Marx is.
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 AM
...Some guy named Yugi.
Mario is no longer the mascot.
Marx is.
Marx is.
"Mario told me they'd decrease it by 10 cents."
Wait...
If Ash Ketchum wins Death Battle in December...
I’ll discount Pokémon Legends Legends Z-A.
If Ash Ketchum wins Death Battle in December...
I’ll discount Pokémon Legends Legends Z-A.
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Mario is no longer the mascot.
Marx is.
Marx is.
Wait...
If Ash Ketchum wins Death Battle in December...
I’ll discount Pokémon Legends Legends Z-A.
If Ash Ketchum wins Death Battle in December...
I’ll discount Pokémon Legends Legends Z-A.
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Wait...
If Ash Ketchum wins Death Battle in December...
I’ll discount Pokémon Legends Legends Z-A.
If Ash Ketchum wins Death Battle in December...
I’ll discount Pokémon Legends Legends Z-A.
I know.
And I’ve lost count.
And I’ve lost count.
Do you know how many people ship me with women.
I’m pretty sure the Metroid fans would disagree with me.
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I know.
And I’ve lost count.
And I’ve lost count.