Pants "Christmas" edition
@pantsbenjamin.bsky.social
I'm only here to make you happy
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I like to leave the nails on my chicken fingers
December 15, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I like to leave the nails on my chicken fingers
I like when uggos are called "character actors"
December 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I like when uggos are called "character actors"
mfw i need uppies from you specifically
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
mfw i need uppies from you specifically
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Not now kitten, daddy is helping hamburger
December 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Not now kitten, daddy is helping hamburger
Cutting my toenails is my most dreaded body maintenance task.
December 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Cutting my toenails is my most dreaded body maintenance task.
Do our brains run on Ac or Dc?
December 8, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Do our brains run on Ac or Dc?
The prison shower scene from American History X is a Christmas movie
December 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The prison shower scene from American History X is a Christmas movie
'Whats eating Gilbert Grape' is a Christmas movie
December 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
'Whats eating Gilbert Grape' is a Christmas movie
Donuts aren't worth it
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Donuts aren't worth it
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
For Christmas the present im getting myself will be deleting Twitter from my phone
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
For Christmas the present im getting myself will be deleting Twitter from my phone
Id be the perfect host for an alien parasite
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Id be the perfect host for an alien parasite
20 year old me was absolutely toppled by a brunette woman with thick framed glasses and a baseball tee
(Also 39 year old me when my wife (or christina ricci) adorns such attire)
(Also 39 year old me when my wife (or christina ricci) adorns such attire)
December 5, 2025 at 8:24 AM
20 year old me was absolutely toppled by a brunette woman with thick framed glasses and a baseball tee
(Also 39 year old me when my wife (or christina ricci) adorns such attire)
(Also 39 year old me when my wife (or christina ricci) adorns such attire)
Has there ever been a slender man Pope?
December 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Has there ever been a slender man Pope?
Why doesnt this app have drafts? I need to write posts and then be horrified and ashamed without anyone else seeing
December 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Why doesnt this app have drafts? I need to write posts and then be horrified and ashamed without anyone else seeing
The doctor said that I, a very youthful 39 year old man, have arthritis in my... big toe? Guys... what the heck?
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The doctor said that I, a very youthful 39 year old man, have arthritis in my... big toe? Guys... what the heck?
Just an almost retired poster, posting through his death throw era
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Just an almost retired poster, posting through his death throw era
Hey google, what does that thang do?
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Hey google, what does that thang do?
Wait... Ricky "if you dont like dogs, fuck off" Gervais, doesnt even own a dog?! EXCUSE ME??
December 3, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Wait... Ricky "if you dont like dogs, fuck off" Gervais, doesnt even own a dog?! EXCUSE ME??
Dummy thicc but its just my brain
December 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Dummy thicc but its just my brain
Supercharged my snot
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Supercharged my snot
Not to brag... but my wife says its the best pumpkin pie shes ever had
(couldnt wait for the pic to take my first bite)
(couldnt wait for the pic to take my first bite)
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Not to brag... but my wife says its the best pumpkin pie shes ever had
(couldnt wait for the pic to take my first bite)
(couldnt wait for the pic to take my first bite)
Attempting to turn a pumpkin into pie filling please stand by
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Attempting to turn a pumpkin into pie filling please stand by
FINE, IM UP. But im not happy about it.
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
FINE, IM UP. But im not happy about it.
The best bit of the turkey is when they let me pick it out live just like the lobsters
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The best bit of the turkey is when they let me pick it out live just like the lobsters