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Inaction Bronson

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Woofin’ down them churros. Go Birds. (Please donate to your local food bank!)

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Inaction Bronson @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · Jan 23

Go birds

Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · Jan 23

As soon as he said he grew up in Pennsylvania, it was only a matter of time... #GoBirds

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Inaction Bronson @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 18h

@treblaw.bsky.social reacting poorly to the future Matt Rhule poaching

Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 2d

Knoxville. Bausman St. Man holding a Molotov cocktail, dumping gasoline on himself. PD now fighting with him after attempting to deescalate.

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Inaction Bronson @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 1d

Once again, Shamokin PA spreading light and goodwill in this world

Brett "Solidarity 2025" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 1d

Sigh. Guess it's that one day a year we have to utter that assholes name.

For Immediate Release
Italian-American Trade Unionists of America Condemn Columbus on Columbus Day

The ltalian-American Trade Unionists of America (IATUOA) has once again reaffirmed its condemnation of Christopher Columbus on Columbus Day.
"We only mention the son of a bitch's name once a year and it's when we announce that he's a son of a bitch on his name day," the IATUOA Executive Committee announced from a dark, smoke-filled room in the Italian-American Club of Shamokin, PA.

The IATUOA, founded on the principles of cultural solidarity through bargaining, mutual aid, shared dining experiences, and anti-imperialism, believes Columbus represents the antithesis of these core values. Based on his writing and contemporary accounts, Columbus was a greedy, self-indulgent strunz, a jerk-off that gleefully engaged in the enslavement and genocide of indigenous people for personal gain and fame.

Further, this fucking guy, supposedly Genoese, rarely spoke or wrote in Ligurian or any Italic language. What kind of "Italian" does that?

Italian-Americans deserve recognition and a holiday in the United States, but also deserve a figure worthy of their name. "If you're gonna name the fuckin' day Columbus Day, you might as well go-all in and make the fucking holiday Columbus/Mussolini Day to piss on a few more graves,"' the IATOUA Executive Committee further scoffed

As of this time,the IATUOA DaVinci Genealogy Caucus still questions the authenticity of Columbus' Italian ancestry. Based on this, and the organization's position that Columbus is "a piece of shit" the organization maintains its position that Italian-Americans (as well as indigenous people) deserve a holiday that truly recognizes our heritage and not one that celebrates a jackass.

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Inaction Bronson @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 1d

Blazing morons in my texts, people I’ve known for 40 years throwing names like Jon Gruden, Urban Meyer, and Al Golden at me, what absolute total hell have we unlocked

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Inaction Bronson @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 2d

Why

Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 2d

Per Pete Thamel, Penn State has fired James Franklin

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Inaction Bronson @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 2d

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Joel @jandcochran.bsky.social · 4d

*whispers* they’re like 2-3 fluky plays away from Siriani needing round the clock guards and body doubles

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Inaction Bronson @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 7d

This could be any of a hundred places but I agree

atomly @atomly.com · 7d

man this place is cooked

Inaction Bronson @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 8d

Sir www.ebay.com/itm/22605716...

Pardon Our Interruption...

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Inaction Bronson @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 9d

I’ve been trying to avoid any video evidence of the game but reels caught me lacking www.instagram.com/reel/DPZzT8P...

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Inaction Bronson @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 9d

Arkansas, but maybe North Carolina too, idc

Inaction Bronson @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 9d

Subscribing James Franklin to open house listings in Fayetteville

Inaction Bronson @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 11d

Hard to describe the level of total embarrassment from people that donated or worked very hard for him.

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Inaction Bronson @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 12d

COOKED cooked

Inaction Bronson @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 15d

Because too many of them don’t actually hate the results of that system(?)

Inaction Bronson @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 16d

A few days ago I unsuccessfully tried to explain to my son what the old buffalo wild wings overtime commercials were like and now he gets it.

Inaction Bronson @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · 18d

Have watched zero (0) snaps thus far and am prepared to issue the absolute worst, blood-thirsty takes Saturday night.

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 29d

I have a theory - much like how if you live in New York City for long enough you become culturally Jewish in a way, if you hang out online for too long you end up culturally Philadelphian

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Inaction Bronson @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · Sep 12

@innamo.bsky.social the executive of all things

Inaction Bronson @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · Sep 7

Go birds

Inaction Bronson @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · Aug 27

Paul’s Boutique
De La Soul Is Dead
The Low End Theory
Fear of a Black Planet

(I am old as hell.)

nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · Aug 27

4. Define your rap taste with four albums.

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Inaction Bronson @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · Aug 24

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Jason @jas155.bsky.social · Aug 23

He has resin

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Inaction Bronson @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · Aug 23

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Inaction Bronson @pancakecatapult.bsky.social · Aug 15

Friend said it’s just like professional wrestling and both sides are happily having beers together backstage. Dems inaction on so many things make it impossible to argue otherwise.