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Official Statement: Due to the impact of today’s global AWS outage, this evening’s match will begin without the use of Semi-Automated Offside Technology (SAOT). If required, the VAR will use virtual offside lines, as in previous seasons, to determine an offside decision.
Tonight
Rounding off Matchweek 8.
Were the Louvre jewels an important part of the AWS DNS configuration
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decades of sophisticated political philosophy dedicated to the criticism of rights discourse, theories of alienation from “organic community,” and advocacy for post-liberal forms of “counter-politics” have all led to Donald Trump posting an AI video of himself as a king shitting out of a plane
Shakespeare famously hated puns of course
Insurance company will want to know if the car reverse sensor sounded at least twice before the incident

Two beep, or not two beep, that is the question
This does sound a bit like
"You won't be so lucky this time, mom"
Sea water stuck in her ear, we've all been there
We were so busy asking ourselves how-vette we never stopped to ask ourselves why-vette
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The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
Speaking of Sheffield I remember the one at the Dept for Constitutional Affairs (as was) which I think had the subject "Active Lighting". Anyway after much snowballing of thousands of "Please stop replying"-type replies, one appeared in glittery text saying "MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM SHEFFIELD!"
I'm not saying I'm in a foul mood but I just called Winnie the Pooh an idiot-dickhead
Covered in pouches filled with Werther's Original
"Have you been round her house? A go-pot so clean you could eat your breakfast on it"
The world is not America
Can I just quickly wave to the future historians who have found some of SB's earliest 'Go Outside!' mutterings
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
Accusing Starmer of being reckless with money has precisely zero resonance... and didn't she just announce a policy outlining the creation of a brand new ICE-type agency? I know very little about politics but even I can hear the many contradictions in any given position she thinks she has
Oh I thought he'd forgotten to let go of the drone early enough
It's only with drone photography like this that we can really appreciate some of the more obscure chalk hill figures across the British isles
Some wonderful easter eggs here
HEAT 2: RE-HEAT
this time it's microwaveable