The little mouth: "yeah! with a box of scraps!"

It's like Joy Division tried to make it work with Anita Dobson replacing Ian Curtis

When I switch on my synths and want to check they are on the right patch and audible, I play a succession of white keys up the keyboard and then my fingers naturally resolve it as the Eastenders theme opening riff. I'm now unable to stop myself from doing it and I'm worried I will do it live

I can quite easily see how it could fall apart, given that eg Haiti have qualified but are on the travel ban list. Any overzealous incarcerations (to put it diplomatically) could lead to protests from supportive nations like France, and then a lack of the ability to de-escalate leads to it crumbling

Daniel, what percentage would you give on the tournament being cancelled? Or major teams withdrawing?

This is like the time I went to that premiere and asked the bloke next to me when "Old Sausage Fingers" was arriving

I decided the other day to see what innovations in yoghurt there had been, and the main one seems to be that you have to choose between Protein, Greek or children's

Yay, Brexit 2

They've left in his countdown

Is That Meant To Be A Sleighed Runner 2049

Applications closed an hour before he announced his resignation, Seth

She should open the red box in the chamber to reveal £100 in various denominations, throw 70p on the floor saying "That's what we give in overseas aid out of all this"

She'll have to carry this Chancellor's Hundy around to interviews with her so she can pelt bad actors with tuppenny bits