cowstian dior (her cream)
@pagongings.bsky.social
aka maria aka max • she/her • 30yo • hanging out • @eliter4k.bsky.social is goated in my heart
avi by @winded-wolf.bsky.social
avi by @winded-wolf.bsky.social
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March 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
really need someone to fix this overcast bug
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
really need someone to fix this overcast bug
woke up this morning
grabbed yourself a boob
your mama always said your penis
had an attitude
grabbed yourself a boob
your mama always said your penis
had an attitude
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
woke up this morning
grabbed yourself a boob
your mama always said your penis
had an attitude
grabbed yourself a boob
your mama always said your penis
had an attitude
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
my favorite non-main fma character by far
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
my favorite non-main fma character by far
playing guren no yumiya on taiko but shaking my head the whole time so people don’t think i approve of aot’s politics
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
playing guren no yumiya on taiko but shaking my head the whole time so people don’t think i approve of aot’s politics
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last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
paulie i know what you are
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
paulie i know what you are
love when a song doesn’t have verses or a chorus and just kinda. goes. is there a word for this
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
love when a song doesn’t have verses or a chorus and just kinda. goes. is there a word for this
pov you are a tupperware of cookies and i’m getting you out of the back seat of my car
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
pov you are a tupperware of cookies and i’m getting you out of the back seat of my car
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woke up this morning… baked myself a pie
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
woke up this morning… baked myself a pie
Dom if you get Venus sussed and banished because you can’t keep it in your pants I will never forgive you #TheTraitorsCanada
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Dom if you get Venus sussed and banished because you can’t keep it in your pants I will never forgive you #TheTraitorsCanada
really wanna get back to working out regularly again but i’ve been so drained of every kind of energy for so long 😞
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
really wanna get back to working out regularly again but i’ve been so drained of every kind of energy for so long 😞
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Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
also throwback to when i did this. if only i'd had a smaller phone
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
also throwback to when i did this. if only i'd had a smaller phone
i was slaying the side part in 2017 idc if it's dated now
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
i was slaying the side part in 2017 idc if it's dated now
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from the article "Airplanes (song)"
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
from the article "Airplanes (song)"
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She has a suggestion.
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
She has a suggestion.
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
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really is incredible how often "men are having a problem, let's fix it using someone else's entire life" comes up. does the institute for family studies understand that children are whole complete human beings whose existence cannot be used as a coping mechanism for their fathers' anxieties? (no)
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
really is incredible how often "men are having a problem, let's fix it using someone else's entire life" comes up. does the institute for family studies understand that children are whole complete human beings whose existence cannot be used as a coping mechanism for their fathers' anxieties? (no)
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respectable heavy splatling main
I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.
( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
respectable heavy splatling main
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oh my god help us, we sat down in the car to go home but my bubu pulled out a gun and told maria “drive” 😳
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
oh my god help us, we sat down in the car to go home but my bubu pulled out a gun and told maria “drive” 😳