🫘Desireé Owen
oweninthefirst.bsky.social
🫘Desireé Owen
@oweninthefirst.bsky.social
A Kentucky woman that loves a good laugh, a fine Bourbon, a well-executed duck decoy spread, and a purpose. U.S. Marine Corps Family.

Former award winning journalist, executive, legislative advocate, campaign manager, built a $42M Performing Arts Center.
This absolutely the funniest thing I've seen all weekend. 😂
Oh my. When you've lost the Babylon Bee …
December 1, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Maybe we should consider Trump is actually more like a Stalin, except he is dumber and surrounded by even more inept people.
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
There used to be comic we used to air when I was in radio that literally echoed this message, but it was comedy. Now it is reality. "Wake up America." The day Trump drops dead is the day we begin to heal as a nation.
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.

And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
".. Oracle’s status as the runt of the hyperscaler litter means that its CDS market has become unusually large and vibrant. It therefore serves as a good proxy for anyone who wants to bet against AI. Which is starting to look like it might become A Thing in 2026." 👀👀
FT: Morgan Stanley "previously recommended investors buy credit-default swaps on Oracle, but hedging the exposure with long positions in its bonds.

".. They’re now recommending that investors ditch the bonds and simply go long Oracle CDS .."

@financialtimes.com $ORCL
www.ft.com/content/d2fd...
Morgan Stanley thinks you should short Oracle
Single-name CDS are so hot right now
www.ft.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This is accurate. BTW, Lincoln is still mad about your bathroom remodel.
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
😂 Just another scam.
Cybertrucks when there's an inch of snow. 😆 #Cyberstuck
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
This is insane. I hope this isn't something they did just to boost their views.
On “The Necessary Conversation” podcast, Chad’s Trump supporter parents tell him the military should follow Trump’s illegal orders and kill everyone in LA if Trump commanded it — even with him and his sister in the city😳
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
This man is so disgusting. You wouldn't tolerate from anyone else you know.
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?

TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Once you understand this is about money flowing to Trump then it all makes more sense. We could literally have Russia on the ropes, and force them to withdraw. Russia is incredibly weak economically and militarily. They won't nuke anyone. That's their only ace, and even Putin isn't that stupid.
Trump sending America’s top diplomats.
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 AM
This is just another thing that should be a national scandal, and the old national media just *shrugs*
Pretty convincing evidence here that the Trump administration was planning to jailbreak and provide asylum for Bolsonaro -- and that Trump inadvertently revealed the plan.

And this, as the now-cliche goes, would have been a paralyzing scandal for any other administration.
Trump appears to blurt out secret plan, not knowing it's already a bust
YouTube video by MS NOW
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November 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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I hope folks realize that between Trump, Kushner, Hegseth, Witkoff, Noem, RFK, Jr., Kash Patel, and Tulsi Gabbard, this country is almost entirely undefended.
Q: Have you heard this audio that Bloomberg has of Witkoff coaching the Russians on how to appeal to you?

TRUMP: That's a standard thing. He's gotta sell this to Ukraine, he's gonna sell Ukraine to Russia. That's what a dealmaker does. I haven't heard it but I heard it was standard negotiation.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Wow. He hasn't eaten any turkey yet.
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I'm thinking of having T-shirts printed with the phrase, “knowledge of the situation.”
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Is there no greater story teller than Tom Hanks? I always stay up to watch when he's on a talk show because he never disappoints. I would literally sit for hours listening to his stories. The greatest actor of our time, who is just so relatable. He is a national treasure.
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Man, wtf happened with the pardoned turkeys today? I did not realize how weird this all was until Seth Meyers tonight. When is the media going to finally say he's freakin' nuts?
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Excuse me, but shouldn't this have gotten more press? Holy Cow!
NEW: Peter Thiel, JD Vance’s top donor and one of Silicon Valley’s most powerful men, recently called Pope Leo XIV a tool of the Antichrist — and directly told the vice president not to listen to him.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I've been saying this for a long time, but I paid attention in history class.
Seriously, what other president is even remotely in his league?

There was corruption in the Grant and Harding administrations, but the presidents were largely uninvolved. Nixon committed crimes in secret but didn't really line his own pockets.

Trump is like a Thomas Nast cartoon come to life.
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
And they are audio tapes. 👀👀
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
This must stop. I'm still angry about all the Afghanis he wants to deport who worked with our American troops in war time at the risk of their own lives. No, just no. Trump is a monster.
Trump Admin planning a rule to re-decide whether *every* refugee who entered under Biden meets their criteria for a refugee. That’s 230,000 people! And no appeals!

www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
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November 25, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Sen. Kelly is correct. It is a political persecution sanctioned by Trump's sycophants who know better. You know the reason the US has never had a military coup? It is because of the UCMJ, and the Oath is sworn to the Constitution, and not an individual.
SEN. KELLY : “They informed me of this in a tweet because this is not about the law. This is about the media cycle, and intimidation… We basically repeated the uniform code of military justice, and they're saying that's in violation of it. It's absurd. Comical.”
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I'm pleased because we didn't any this year, and had an insurance policy. Everyone around us is pretty frantic about it trying to get the best price because little farmers have to sell to a middle man, which takes their cut.
Turns out the deal Trump bragged about, the one where China would buy 12 million metric tons of US soybeans by year end, was never an actual deal.

It was a “concept” of a deal.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Seth Meyers nailed the whole Mamdani/Trump love fest. I should be in bed, but he's just too good on this one. 😂
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I must say, this has been worrying me as an active investor since 1998. I've seen some things, and yes, this is concerning. That being said, "Don't fight the tape," but you will not get the memo the day before it all collapses in spectacularly one morning at the Open. Let's be careful out there.
The Trump economy is being propped up by a giant speculative bubble of AI and crypto, with a small group of people getting insanely wealthy and everyone else getting screwed while the Mad King tells us everything is great and everyone is thriving.
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
This performative BS should be one of the largest govt. scandals in U.S. history, but it won't be because congress and the national media won't do their jobs.
News coverage of DOGE’s creation earlier this year was practically wall-to-wall — for weeks. “$2 trillion in savings, $5000 dividend checks, an entirely new model of government.” And now that it’s gone, it’s like eh.

@techcrunch.com
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DOGE days are over as Trump disbands Elon Musk's team of federal cost-cutters | TechCrunch
DOGE members are reportedly worried that they could face prosecution for some of their activities conducted while under the leadership of Elon Musk.
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November 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Yep. That's it in a nutshell. Every American should be horrified. The guiding light of freedom and democracy has been extinguished by one man, who is beholding to a Russian Dictator.
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 AM