The Snarklepuss of Moscow Mitch Aced His Cognitive 🐸
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Living in War-Torn Portland.
Author of the forthcoming book “Who’s Whom Among American Grammarians”
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Irony Died on the Down Escalator
Author of the forthcoming book “Who’s Whom Among American Grammarians”
Coastal Elite®
Team Bruise
Irony Died on the Down Escalator
Pinned
Pretty sure I'll wind up in Hell for this.
Health care costs are soaring, but all I care about is the day the Epstein White House Ballroom is completed is the day we finally we can be proud to have a worthy venue for oligarchs and billionaires — our betters.
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Health care costs are soaring, but all I care about is the day the Epstein White House Ballroom is completed is the day we finally we can be proud to have a worthy venue for oligarchs and billionaires — our betters.
News for shoppers, Trump admin is accusing Black Friday of being DEI. Executive order will be to rename the day Gulf of America Friday. Have a very, very white Christmas.
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
News for shoppers, Trump admin is accusing Black Friday of being DEI. Executive order will be to rename the day Gulf of America Friday. Have a very, very white Christmas.
Today’s vocabulary verb: Regris (ree-greye); v. The act of replacing a consumed bottle of Pinot Gris in the fridge with a new bottle of Pinot Gris.
I regris, You regris, He/she/it regris
We regis, You regris, they regris
I regris, You regris, He/she/it regris
We regis, You regris, they regris
November 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Today’s vocabulary verb: Regris (ree-greye); v. The act of replacing a consumed bottle of Pinot Gris in the fridge with a new bottle of Pinot Gris.
I regris, You regris, He/she/it regris
We regis, You regris, they regris
I regris, You regris, He/she/it regris
We regis, You regris, they regris
After WWII, no German named their boy Adolph.
In 2025, no American names their boy Donald.
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In 2025, no American names their boy Donald.
www.babycenter.com/baby-names/m...
The most popular baby names of 2025
Drumroll, please… These are the top 100 baby names of 2025.
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November 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
After WWII, no German named their boy Adolph.
In 2025, no American names their boy Donald.
www.babycenter.com/baby-names/m...
In 2025, no American names their boy Donald.
www.babycenter.com/baby-names/m...
Pretty sure I'll wind up in Hell for this.
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Pretty sure I'll wind up in Hell for this.
Old enough to remember running around the house changing clocks before the time change. As the song goes, digital killed the analog clock.
November 2, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Old enough to remember running around the house changing clocks before the time change. As the song goes, digital killed the analog clock.
It's Halloween and I'm not wearing a costume because I'm over 10 years old and not currently in the act of protesting outside the ICE office.
October 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It's Halloween and I'm not wearing a costume because I'm over 10 years old and not currently in the act of protesting outside the ICE office.
Quick question: What is the IQ of someone who thinks a cognitive test for dementia is an IQ test?
October 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Quick question: What is the IQ of someone who thinks a cognitive test for dementia is an IQ test?
Pretty comprehensive look at every reason but the obvious one: they really are racists and Nazis.
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
Why the Young Republicans Felt Comfortable Saying Such Vile Stuff
Life on the internet is eroding the boundaries of decency.
www.politico.com
October 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Pretty comprehensive look at every reason but the obvious one: they really are racists and Nazis.
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
My double-sided sign from #NoKingsPDX #nokings
October 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My double-sided sign from #NoKingsPDX #nokings
October 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I'm attending No Kings's event, “Portland Indivisible and 50501. We Say NO KINGS!” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...
Portland Indivisible and 50501. We Say NO KINGS! · No Kings
**In America, we don’t put up with would-be kings. And here in Oregon, we say No Military Takeover of Our Communities.**
Our event - Portland Indivisible and 50501. We Say NO KINGS!
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October 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I'm attending No Kings's event, “Portland Indivisible and 50501. We Say NO KINGS!” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...
Don't tell Kristi Gnome, but we snuck behind enemy lines to wine country in order to procure much needed provisions for war-torn Portland
October 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Don't tell Kristi Gnome, but we snuck behind enemy lines to wine country in order to procure much needed provisions for war-torn Portland
Taco Dumbbell’s Epstein assertion that “it was the 90s, it was a different time, everyone was raping children” is just the kind of thing he needs to say to energize his sociopathic base.
September 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Taco Dumbbell’s Epstein assertion that “it was the 90s, it was a different time, everyone was raping children” is just the kind of thing he needs to say to energize his sociopathic base.
$3.50 per avocado at Safeway. The TACO is anti-guacamole.
August 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
$3.50 per avocado at Safeway. The TACO is anti-guacamole.
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Saturday Afternoon Humor 🤪😜🤣
August 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Saturday Afternoon Humor 🤪😜🤣
If I don't drink my two large teas every morning, I get teahydrated
July 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If I don't drink my two large teas every morning, I get teahydrated
This is a new one. Biblical?
July 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This is a new one. Biblical?
Always astonished by politicians who think we are all totally invested in their fundraising and reporting deadlines.
July 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Always astonished by politicians who think we are all totally invested in their fundraising and reporting deadlines.
Propose an Amendment To Delay and Disrupt the Reconciliation Bill act.indivisible.org/letter/amend...
Propose an Amendment To Delay and Disrupt the Reconciliation Bill
Senate Republicans want to vote on their Medicaid-slashing, billionaire-enriching reconciliation bill this weekend, and that means a “vote-a-rama,” when senators can propose endless changes that their...
act.indivisible.org
June 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Propose an Amendment To Delay and Disrupt the Reconciliation Bill act.indivisible.org/letter/amend...
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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