The Snarklepuss of Moscow Mitch Aced His Cognitive 🐸
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Living in War-Torn Portland.
Author of the forthcoming book “Who’s Whom Among American Grammarians”
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Team Bruise
Irony Died on the Down Escalator
Author of the forthcoming book “Who’s Whom Among American Grammarians”
Coastal Elite®
Team Bruise
Irony Died on the Down Escalator
the only thing better than a chain restaurant is every other restaurant that is not a chain restaurant
December 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
the only thing better than a chain restaurant is every other restaurant that is not a chain restaurant
At least J Edgar Hoover wore his women's clothes in private
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
At least J Edgar Hoover wore his women's clothes in private
I, for one, am emotionally invested in the funding deadlines for primary candidates in District 22 of states I don’t live in
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I, for one, am emotionally invested in the funding deadlines for primary candidates in District 22 of states I don’t live in
And the mystery of how he bankrupted a casino is now solved
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
And the mystery of how he bankrupted a casino is now solved
a little horse paste will fix that right up
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
a little horse paste will fix that right up
notice her self-satisfied smirk at the mention of innocent Trinidadians being killed? Betcha she & her vampire husband do not have a safe word.
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
notice her self-satisfied smirk at the mention of innocent Trinidadians being killed? Betcha she & her vampire husband do not have a safe word.
everything they used to say about the contradictory beliefs of the "Arab Street", you can say about the convict and his cult. Maybe the glowing orb possessed what little there was left of his neurosyphilitic brain?
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
everything they used to say about the contradictory beliefs of the "Arab Street", you can say about the convict and his cult. Maybe the glowing orb possessed what little there was left of his neurosyphilitic brain?
Here is hoping that in 2029, the Justice Department (newly restored by President Newsome) indicts every one of these "donors" for bribery.
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Here is hoping that in 2029, the Justice Department (newly restored by President Newsome) indicts every one of these "donors" for bribery.
the lesson is plain -- if you traffic drugs. stay off boats.
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
the lesson is plain -- if you traffic drugs. stay off boats.
DEI hires. D cups. E cups. I cups.
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
DEI hires. D cups. E cups. I cups.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons
Bear’s Den
Roger/Zapp
Marina
Spinner & Paddlefoot Trio
Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons
Bear’s Den
Roger/Zapp
Marina
Spinner & Paddlefoot Trio
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons
Bear’s Den
Roger/Zapp
Marina
Spinner & Paddlefoot Trio
Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons
Bear’s Den
Roger/Zapp
Marina
Spinner & Paddlefoot Trio
History books in 2125:
Lincoln — the great emancipator
Washington - father of the country
FDR - the new deal
Trump - aced the cognitive (until he didn’t)
Lincoln — the great emancipator
Washington - father of the country
FDR - the new deal
Trump - aced the cognitive (until he didn’t)
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
History books in 2125:
Lincoln — the great emancipator
Washington - father of the country
FDR - the new deal
Trump - aced the cognitive (until he didn’t)
Lincoln — the great emancipator
Washington - father of the country
FDR - the new deal
Trump - aced the cognitive (until he didn’t)
They want more white babies, but the tough ones that survive a few car crashes
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
They want more white babies, but the tough ones that survive a few car crashes
Santa Claus - real
No trade clause - not real?
No trade clause - not real?
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Santa Claus - real
No trade clause - not real?
No trade clause - not real?
His solution is an alka-seltzer tablet in water
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
His solution is an alka-seltzer tablet in water
These oligarchs just assume everyone has houses in multiple states, like they do
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
These oligarchs just assume everyone has houses in multiple states, like they do
Schrödinger's Job Report either is the Democrat’s fault and simultaneously is very, very bad.
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Schrödinger's Job Report either is the Democrat’s fault and simultaneously is very, very bad.
Who are you wearing?
Omar the armor maker.
Omar the armor maker.
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Who are you wearing?
Omar the armor maker.
Omar the armor maker.
if it was in good English grammar, the Russians wrote it
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
if it was in good English grammar, the Russians wrote it
The box set is called "Scared Celibate".
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
The box set is called "Scared Celibate".
there is a technical name for a wedding photo like this. It's is "State's Exhibit #1"
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM
there is a technical name for a wedding photo like this. It's is "State's Exhibit #1"
My bet is she will become the new editor of Dogs & Ammo.
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My bet is she will become the new editor of Dogs & Ammo.
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
counting down until Ron Johnson complains this will hurt small businesses that sell swastikas
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
counting down until Ron Johnson complains this will hurt small businesses that sell swastikas