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oota

@oota.cyberfelony.com

420 followers 200 following 340 posts

K-radicalized by the internet back in 199x. Used to do computer things, now an International Man of Leisure. "Running a con is a sucker's game" - me @HushCon.com (he/him) (wondering when that butlerian jihad gonna happen)

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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 1d

Following increases security

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 1d

... maybe indicators of whimsy?

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 4d

Not as fancy as the view though

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 4d

It's fine. The savoury with the sweet. I don't need more of them though.

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 4d

Arrived in Osaka. Side quest unlocked. Sake + Blur Curaçao cocktail with a takoyaki garnish.

Fancy cocktail with takoyaki garish on top

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 4d

Hey son, get good n00b.

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 4d

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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 4d

Hear me out... Butlerian Jihad

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 6d

Every bit helps! As does stretching afterwards... 😂

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 6d

congrats!!

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 8d

Fine.

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 8d

It's Saturday afternoon. I'm in a fancy Tokyo hotel's bar. I'm tired AF. I'm finally sold on the mezcal Negroni.

Also all the news seems to still be horrible, not a fan of that stuff.

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 8d

Such a creature could not exist!

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 10d

We did it boys. Found the pool on the roof. #hacktheplanet

Picture of a Tokyo school with a swimming pool on the roof.

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 11d

Is it scheduled to be at the pool on the roof?

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 11d

Solid advice.
The camp you should go to is the one where I will tell you how to wear boots good though.

Lesley Carhart @hacks4pancakes.com · 11d

I guess I haven't clearly articulated this in writing, but friends do not let friends without substantive IT work experience and/or a credible IT degree take cybersecurity career bootcamps in 2025.

They are up to no good. Shenanigans. Malfeasance. They are not a safe way to get a job.

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 12d

kermit the frog is holding a briefcase and says " i 'm mysterious "

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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 12d

That's also very likely. Computer learning does not seem to work that good on me

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 12d

After being off work over a year I've learned one thing. Having "International Man of Leisure" as my LinkedIn role does not actually provide me with well matched appropriate gigs.

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 16d

🫶 🤘

oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 16d

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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 16d

I'm here to remind you of the aesthetics we've lost.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHAQ...

George Michael - Fastlove (Official Video)

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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 17d

Quit trying to make fetch happen

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HushCon @hushcon.com · 18d

AOL dial-up gets turned off permanently tonight at midnight. Our CFP is also closing down soon on October 1st, so it's a great time to use those free AOL internet hours to get those last minute submissions in while you still can.

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oota @oota.cyberfelony.com · 20d

I don't think a toddler should eat that much popcorn. 🤨