EMGW
@onwardandupward.bsky.social
Onward and upward. Photographer. Teacher. Union Steward. Always planning a National Park trip. Hope and history rhyme. Ancient and new, all at once. Miami. This bio is way too serious for this app. 🦉🗽✡️ 💪🏼🚴🏼He/Him. (Yes, I took all the photos I Skeet.)
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EMGW
@onwardandupward.bsky.social
· Sep 1
Let’s bring back intro threads since we have so many new folks joining us! 🇧🇷
Name: Evan
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Miami, Florida (God help me)
Hobbies: National Parks. Photography. History. Teaching. (That’s my job lol) Star Wars. Star Trek.
Reskeet w/ your introduction!
Name: Evan
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Miami, Florida (God help me)
Hobbies: National Parks. Photography. History. Teaching. (That’s my job lol) Star Wars. Star Trek.
Reskeet w/ your introduction!
I’ll never understand why I get a phenomenal pump in the middle of the day and BEFORE my workout… but I won’t complain about it either. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’ll never understand why I get a phenomenal pump in the middle of the day and BEFORE my workout… but I won’t complain about it either. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The weaponized incompetence is so real today (ง︡’-‘︠)ง
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The weaponized incompetence is so real today (ง︡’-‘︠)ง
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The second the new “there’s no place like home” song starting playing in Wicked, and I heard the lyrics, I knew it was going to be VERY popular on TikTok with sad liberal 2025 edits AND HERE WE ARE WITH MY FOR YOU PAGE BEING SWARMED WITH THEM.
Seriously, that is the most depressingly 2025 song ever
Seriously, that is the most depressingly 2025 song ever
December 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The second the new “there’s no place like home” song starting playing in Wicked, and I heard the lyrics, I knew it was going to be VERY popular on TikTok with sad liberal 2025 edits AND HERE WE ARE WITH MY FOR YOU PAGE BEING SWARMED WITH THEM.
Seriously, that is the most depressingly 2025 song ever
Seriously, that is the most depressingly 2025 song ever
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This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
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Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
The second the new “there’s no place like home” song starting playing in Wicked, and I heard the lyrics, I knew it was going to be VERY popular on TikTok with sad liberal 2025 edits AND HERE WE ARE WITH MY FOR YOU PAGE BEING SWARMED WITH THEM.
Seriously, that is the most depressingly 2025 song ever
Seriously, that is the most depressingly 2025 song ever
December 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The second the new “there’s no place like home” song starting playing in Wicked, and I heard the lyrics, I knew it was going to be VERY popular on TikTok with sad liberal 2025 edits AND HERE WE ARE WITH MY FOR YOU PAGE BEING SWARMED WITH THEM.
Seriously, that is the most depressingly 2025 song ever
Seriously, that is the most depressingly 2025 song ever
My Dad, who isn’t a Trekkie, at all, walks into the living room, where I’m watching DS9, looks at the TV, and says “why is the guy in yellow (Miles O’Brien) always in trouble?”
😂😂😂😂 iykyk
😂😂😂😂 iykyk
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
My Dad, who isn’t a Trekkie, at all, walks into the living room, where I’m watching DS9, looks at the TV, and says “why is the guy in yellow (Miles O’Brien) always in trouble?”
😂😂😂😂 iykyk
😂😂😂😂 iykyk
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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Good morning from Hialeah where Miami Dade College is holding a second meeting about giving an estimated $200 million worth of land away for free to build the Trump Presidential Library.
First vote challenged in court for not adequately alerting the public. Second time, the room is packed.
First vote challenged in court for not adequately alerting the public. Second time, the room is packed.
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Good morning from Hialeah where Miami Dade College is holding a second meeting about giving an estimated $200 million worth of land away for free to build the Trump Presidential Library.
First vote challenged in court for not adequately alerting the public. Second time, the room is packed.
First vote challenged in court for not adequately alerting the public. Second time, the room is packed.
I am going to throw up.
Donald Trump had reasonable concerns about how Joe Biden’s relatives enriched themselves through his service. Yet his own family is making the “Biden crime family” look small-time
How Donald Trump is turning into Joe Biden
It’s about more than denying inflation
econ.st
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I am going to throw up.
Die Hard is the friends we made along the way
Die Hard is a black and blue dress
Die Hard is a sandwich
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Die Hard is the friends we made along the way
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The post Thanksgiving / pre holiday rush at the gym is just as bad as the post new year’s rush.
Happy yall are here and getting healthy…. But… decorum!!?? Pls??
Happy yall are here and getting healthy…. But… decorum!!?? Pls??
December 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The post Thanksgiving / pre holiday rush at the gym is just as bad as the post new year’s rush.
Happy yall are here and getting healthy…. But… decorum!!?? Pls??
Happy yall are here and getting healthy…. But… decorum!!?? Pls??
Fake it till you make it
December 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Fake it till you make it
Monday.
State testing.
Unhinged children.
Three weeks to break.
State testing.
Unhinged children.
Three weeks to break.
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Monday.
State testing.
Unhinged children.
Three weeks to break.
State testing.
Unhinged children.
Three weeks to break.
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Things like recycling and lowering your carbon footprint are personal responsibility propaganda campaigns to shift the burden of climate change and destroying the environment away from corporations and onto consumers.
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Things like recycling and lowering your carbon footprint are personal responsibility propaganda campaigns to shift the burden of climate change and destroying the environment away from corporations and onto consumers.
Nothing makes me hate capitalism more than visiting a mall during the holiday season
That will NOT be happening again.
That will NOT be happening again.
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Nothing makes me hate capitalism more than visiting a mall during the holiday season
That will NOT be happening again.
That will NOT be happening again.
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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*Pope stares at Michelle Yeoh*
“Say it…one more time…I swear to G*d.”
“Say it…one more time…I swear to G*d.”
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
*Pope stares at Michelle Yeoh*
“Say it…one more time…I swear to G*d.”
“Say it…one more time…I swear to G*d.”
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I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.