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RealOnionWars
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I'm a Political Wonk, Pundit and Occasional Cartoonist. 1/4 Globalist on my mother's side. No holds barred. Punch every n@zi. 🤪 [Parody Account...mostly.] #DOGEisMalware #ImpeachTrump #NAFO #FuckPutin De Opresso Liber Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · Feb 2
Special Assistant to Vladimir Putin...
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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 7h
I spoke with someone today. I hope to be helping out in the future. You guys did an amazing job with this event. It was inspiring to say the least. 🙂
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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 7h
Great photo! Cheers! 😁
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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 7h
I instantly thought of our boy Jordan... 😁🎾
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Indivisible ❌👑 @handle.invalid · 11h
After a week of ridiculous Republican smears and Trump claiming that “very few people are going to be there,” you just made history. #NoKings
(around an image of the No Kings logo) IT’S OFFICIAL Nearly 7 million people have attended today's peaceful protests, which makes No Kings Day the biggest single-day protest against tyranny in American history! With more than 2,700 lawful and peaceful protests across all 50 states, No Kings Day was 14 times larger than both of Trump's presidential inaugurations (combined).
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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 8h
Is #BennyJohnson still getting $100k per episode from the Kremlin, or nah?

Fuck this guy. He needs to piss off to Moscow and stay there.
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10h
After the first one, they said we were just a bunch of old people.

After the second one, they said we were domestic terrorists.

Now we’re back to being old again.
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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 8h
They're not draining any swamps. They're just looting the Treasury and consolidating power. 🤨
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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 8h
Wouldn't it be cheaper to just get the penile implant!? 🤣

MAGAs are a bunch of dickless weirdo wannabes.

This is a gender confirmation vehicle for a dark and sad little man.
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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 9h
"We're deporting violent criminal immigrants" 🤡

Fucking Nazi clowns.

#NotGreat

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Immigrants with no criminal record now largest group in Ice detention
Government data shows 16,523 people with no record, versus 15,725 with a record and 13,767 with pending charges
www.theguardian.com
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 12h
Los Angeles came out in droves. #NoKings
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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 11h
I automatically say the word cunt every time I see Nancy Mace, Kristi Noem, Pam Blondie, or Marjorie Taylor Greene. 😁
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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 1d
This is what happens to people that don't know when it's time to pack up and go home. 🤨

Слава Україні! 🗽🇺🇦
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 1d
"Media outlets committed to liberal democracy should take the side of liberal democracy against authoritarianism. Period. The end."
The New York Times and Anti-Anti-Fascism
On the burdens of solidarity.
www.thebulwark.com
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d
The reason they're coming after this place is because they can't control the people on it and it drives them nuts.
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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 1d
They are conditioning the proliteriat to lawlessness. 🤨
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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 1d
Strong numbers, boys!!
Fuck them orcs!

Слава Україні! 🗽🇺🇦
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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 1d
I made about a dozen shirts for folks in attendance. 🤓
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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 1d
Do you guys need any media support for live streaming, interviews, etc?

I am at your service, and happy to do my part. Please DM me.

I also have a professional studio for content after the event.
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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 1d
"Different #Strokes for different folks, as they say...😐"

#Trump
#NotGreat
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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 1d
Bring a GoPro or other camera if you decide to leave your phone at home! 🤓

Bring a pen and paper to share contact information for new friends and neighbors. 📓

Know your rights and the law ahead of time, and document any shenanigans that you see happening. 👀
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 1d
If you're going to No Kings tomorrow, leave the bear spray, weapons, and zip ties at home - this isn't a Republican event.
No Kings banner
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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 1d
That's a halt ton of bigotry. 😐
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 2d
I do not like that man Ted Cruz
I do not like his far right views
I do not like his stupid chin
I do not like his smarmy grin
I do not like his lying whine
I do not like his jelly spine
I do not like him, not one bit
A craven, phony hypocrite
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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 2d
That's his hairdo, bro. 😁
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RealOnionWars @onionwars.bsky.social · 2d
"Sliwa never quite found his 'Guardian Angel' in the mayoral election...Because Sliwa's a fucking bigoted asshole...and actual guardian angels hate bigoted assholes."

- Rev. Kato Ychrana