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Audra Stang @audra-stang.bsky.social · 6d

back then, this is what commercials looked like. now, it's what porn looks like.

RetroOoOoOo~ BOOmercial Screams @retro-commercials.bsky.social · 6d

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tv hell @grimyvhs.bsky.social · Aug 3

i think the sex should be funny
#spamtenna #deltaruined

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Gobifrip @gobifrip.bsky.social · May 20

Lady Mar-Melläd 💚

Pinup Illustration of Melläd, the slime elemental (OC), sitting on a cloth with her legs spread. She exposes her slime-dripping genitals to the viewer. Also, the background makes her look strangely menacing.

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tufted titmouse (taking tiny timeout) @titmou.se · Dec 29

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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 3d

Right In Front of My Girlfriend - My Female Friend Gives Me a Handjob With No Underwear On!

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beartrapped 🔞 @softending.bsky.social · 11d

we both know master likes me best 2️⃣ #kinktober

illustration of two dog boys resting their heads in their master's lap. they're both leashed with metal cage muzzles, and they're looking at each other, one coy, one with disdain.

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Onionbiceps (18+) @onionbiceps.bsky.social · 3d

Heat seeking missile coming inbound. Hope that's good enough.

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Gilbert #NewDeal4Animation @discord12395.bsky.social · 12d

This is a warning to every artists and clients using PayPal: Leave the note blank or send invoices. Apparently even saying "commission" makes them trigger happy. #SaveSpeech #StopPaypros

And continue the pressure by calling PayPal. Helpful link here: anti-censorship-campaign.carrd.co#phonescript

@Inker_comics: I JUST GOT FUCKED UP REAL BAD [shared a screenshot of his suspension from PayPal]

@MrQuessos: [quote tweeting @Inker_comics] If you are going to pay an artist via PayPal, please DO NOT include ANYTHING related to commission or nsfw in the payment description. Whether out of ignorance or innocence, you could screw up someone's job.

Mastercard

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1-800-307-7309
US option selection: 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1
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Aus: +61 1800 120 113
UK: 0-800-96-4767
All region numbers here (and here )

Stripe

California: 888-926-2289
US: 877-887-7815
France: +33 805-11-19-67

Paypal

Phone (US): 1-888-221-1161
Phone (outside US): 1-402-935-2050
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Visa

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US option selection: 1, 1, 2 or 1, 1, 3
Headquarters: +1 (650)-432-3200
Aus: +61 1800 125 440
Phone (outside US): click here

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Onionbiceps (18+) @onionbiceps.bsky.social · 3d

Spritz them with cleaning spray. Then turns on high powered pressure hose at maximum setting.
#deltaruined

Spamton is rather mad, pissed off even. Arms folded and scowl across the face as he talks mentally to himself. "OHH who the HELL does he think he is.. what- just because he's the boss he could make the rules?" He only digs deeper in his angry thought. "Well not with ME around. Not with ME in town."

"YES YES I'll show him. I'll show him what it means to be the Boss. When hes in a leash and collared." his thoughts continue on, "let's see the big boss man on all fours and whimpering HEEHEEHEE." He really likes thinking to himself, "and then- WAIT!" and finally now he's actually thinking about what he's thinking. That realization hitting him.

Spamton takes a moment to comprehend, and then cringes. Now he physically shouts out, "WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?" and so with it he begins to smack the side of his head, in attempt to snuff out anything else to come of this subject. "Can't be having these thoughts with me GOOD LORD"

Meanwhile all the way with tenna, he's just standing there with a packet of papers. He's having his own thoughts. "I sure hope I get TOUCHED today." He doesn't seem all that troubled over here.

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Onionbiceps (18+) @onionbiceps.bsky.social · 4d

They're in love. Sigh.
Time to put them both into the woodchipper.

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💖Coochie Connoisseur💖 @fluffyboobs.bsky.social · 4d

I made a post of how I draw cock tips, so I may as well make on for how I draw coochie

It ain’t perfect, and I still heavily recommend you use real photos for reference, but it’s good as a sort of guidelines

Just have fun with it!!!!!!!

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Onionbiceps (18+) @onionbiceps.bsky.social · 4d

Now the little man gets his wish.

Tenna looms over, hesitant but eager to bring his arm forward. Spamton who is now in puppet form has the seams of his chest open and exposing the stuffing inside. Tennas hand buries into the fluff, "OH" and spamton finally got to understand what the fuss was all about, "it DOES feel nice"

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Onionbiceps (18+) @onionbiceps.bsky.social · 4d

Spaghetti time with these idiots.
#deltaruined
Ive had quite fun with the expressions here.

Spamton is sitting there straddling tennas waist, hands digging into the wires of his open chest cavity. Spamton looks down in thought, twirling a wire between his fingers, "hm yknow what cathode..." tenna could hardly hold himself together, hands clutching at the bed sheets and face full of static, "what?" He buzzes out.

"Sometimes I dream... of you putting your hands inside of me." Spamton looks down at the wires, hand reaching for more as he continues talking, "the same way I do with you." And then he suddenly tugs at a good cable, eliciting quite a reaction as he holds it aloft, a manic look in his as he speaks, "Isn't that strange?

Spamton brings his face closer to Tenna’s. Smoke billows out from the tvs side vents, as spamton talks sweetly continuing to pull at the cable "for you to dig deep, and get messy."

Spamton shows a toothy grin, and grabbing onto one of the TV antennae, pulling the cable at full tauntness "though of course, that can only be done ONCE to me..." tennas voice is reduced to nothing more than a buzzing whine.
"Ah well" spamton finally let's go of the wire, and rests an hand under his chin, letting his elbow directly onto tennas static filled face. "Perhaps that'll change one day. Who knows..."

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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 6d

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Onionbiceps (18+) @onionbiceps.bsky.social · 5d

Fuck you I'll drown him in a puddle of sweet relish

Onionbiceps (18+) @onionbiceps.bsky.social · 6d

Yeah get with the times, it's the hot new trend these days. Get 2 for the price of one at the store

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Onionbiceps (18+) @onionbiceps.bsky.social · 7d

He will be missed. Probably.

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Onionbiceps (18+) @onionbiceps.bsky.social · 7d

His luck had him to not even come across a medical diagram of vagina in anatomy textbooks. Staring out the window during sex Ed.

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Onionbiceps (18+) @onionbiceps.bsky.social · 7d

So imagine scout tf2... but. Smells worse. Yeah that's what he's like.

#deltaruined

Tenna all blushed up as he speaks with a sheepish smile, "so you said you uh did this before?" Spamton confidently replies with "ha ha YUP." he continues talking, "I've scored LOADS of both babes and hunks!" He thinks about it for moment, "and those that don't classify as either..." and then grins widely, "OBVIOUSLY of course."

He puts his hands upon tennas legs, opening them up. "I absolutely do know what I'm doing- WHAT IS THAT?" He shouts out at the sight before him. Tenna just sits there,"um. It's pussy." Spamton has a long yard stare, then focuses up at tenna. "Ahh right right yeah"

Spamton is starting to realize that he might have bitten more than he can chew with all that hubris, but it's not like he's gonna quit anytime soon. "Yeah yeah..." he raises a hand forward, "I know my way around those.." and then lowers the hand, "all I gotta do is just..."

Whatever he did causes a literal explosion between tennas legs, sending him flying backwards until spamton smacks hard against the wall. The impact strong enough to knock the paint and plaster off to expose the bricks underneath. Tenna stares in horror at spamtons slumped over body.

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bird 🔞 \(⁠☉⁠д⁠⊙⁠)/ ! @emrynbird.bsky.social · 8d

#kinktober - dripping/precum + group sex/gangbang

some of the other beasts lurking in the Wild Wood heard about the human living amongst them, but don't worry, they didn't leave her companion out of the fun...

#teratophilia #monsterlover

sketch of a woman standing excited as she is surrounded by beasts and their dipping cocks, shocking her beast companion

it's just a big ol beast orgy with a lil lady in the middle, and don't worry her companion is there, getting some too

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Memes For Freaks™ @memesforfreaks.bsky.social · 10d

Happy Kinktober

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THE MOUTH IS A SEX ORGAN 🔞 @muttwurm.bsky.social · 8d

🦣

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kieu @ we must not stop living @leslekieuart.bsky.social · Mar 30

do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often

anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now

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🌈✨ @fdith.bsky.social · 9d

#deltaruined #bdsm

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1p3p3nis.bsky.social @1p3p3nis.bsky.social · 9d

VIVID DREAMS
pages 1,2,3,4

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