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You ever just rip apart some drywall with your bare hands?
something that always strikes me as silly (in a way i don't like) is how malleable the human brain is in fiction

Not in like "Someone is manipulated due to a multi-faceted effort involving sensible incentives and disincentives, along with prodding their existential emotional inclinations"
December 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Watching Knives Out 3

...these movies are so good. Why was Last Jedi only like, an 8/10...?
December 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
In hindsight, the writers at DC Comics grossly overestimated the American public by having them elect Lex Luthor as president instead of the Penguin
December 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
People talk about wanting mellower, easier gaming experiences with age. I've found that I'm the opposite.

I've never played videogames for like... relaxation. To me it's like building a model train set. Or gardening. It's an active thing you put energy into, not a passive thing that you relax with.
December 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Ever since the exorcism every chapter of Elusive Samurai has felt like:
a bird is flying over a tree branch with the words is he dead yet
ALT: a bird is flying over a tree branch with the words is he dead yet
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Im generally pretty satisfied with my sleep

But I wish I could sleep on my back

And I wish I never got leg cramps while Sleeping
December 14, 2025 at 6:15 AM
RN on AEW
December 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Yusuke, from YuYu Hakusho
👉 💥
December 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I’ll admit when I first saw Gunn’s Supergirl at the end of Superman I was kinda like “wtf?”

But mannn it makes so much sense for her to be the crabby burnout to Clark’s family enduring ray of sunshine. She lives through the death of her planet. The whole ass planet! That’s gotta mess you up
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I want Jet Speed to win the AEW tag titles after the C2 is over….

They’ve both performed so well during the tourney…

And frankly FTR doesn’t really neeeeed the belts?
December 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It’s probably worth noting that the feculent corporate rot that infects sports, tv, film, and games is less prominent in comics

There’s some, but between the abundance of alternatives and how easy it is to spot, plus the lighter demand re: atttention investment…
“Why are kids getting into comics”

I dunno, dude why are fish getting into swimming, why are birds getting into singing, why are clouds getting into raining, why are plants getting into photosynthesis

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Why are kids getting into comics and is their timing spot on?
What is driving a surge in enthusiasm for comics among children and how may it benefit their future?
www.bbc.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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A (quite) young movie lover said to me recently, "Not everybody can afford a DVD player," and I said "How much do you think a DVD player costs?"

He said, "I don't know, like $500?"

Those of us who advocate physical media are maybe not doing the best job of messaging.
December 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I think maybe an under utilized genre of game is a very refined game with simple mechanics but memorable and lovable characters and story and style

That is free or close to free

And you make all the money with the merch
December 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Sometimes you’re like “people can like whatever they want, everyone has different tastes, it’s all good”

But

Sometimes someone is like “I don’t like the Muppets and have never seen the Matrix” and that is
a man wearing sunglasses and headphones is holding red flags and says red flags everywhere !
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and headphones is holding red flags and says red flags everywhere !
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Mergo's wet nurse is the REAL last boss of vanilla Bloodborne

Gehrman and the Moon Presence are fine but like... the vibes, man...
December 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I only played the first two Ace Combat games so maybe this will be a Armored Core 6 scenario where they’ve had enough time to figure out a new trick or two
December 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
There are two types of people
December 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I haven't re-read a lot of the early Absolute Batman stuff but I don't remember Absolute Thomas Wayne being particularly huge

so how is Absolute Bruce almost seven feet tall

did he get the incel height increase surgery????
December 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I don't like that game, but having it put this way makes me feel less crabby about it's success
the highlight of the TGAs: in a year of the United States being shitty to any and all foreigners, the Clair Obscur team being as brazenly, unapologetically French as humanly possible
December 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I dunno if I like how frilly Elsa Bloodstone is in Marvel Rivals but I do prefer it to her other super generic outfits she’s historically worn
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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OH GOD WHO GAVE HIM THAT
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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I saw the Honda one and i decided everyone involved in this film is my enemy and i will go to great length to make them all suffer
December 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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I have seen the Blanka poster and I will not forgive them for this.
December 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Okay so I generally have a low tolerance for irony or staring into the horrors so as a heads up, if you try to make me look at or think about that new WWE Street Fighter movie, I reserve the right to punish you physically
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM