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Miss Pearl 🍁
@omisspearl.bsky.social
Find me at omisspearl.com

Author, blogger, dominant and occasionally community (dis)organizer.

I talk about lifestyle femdom and stuff. Often I tilt at windmills. No, I will not be your dominant.

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"The Unbearable Submissive Ego Of Domme Songs"

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If it were up to me, any book I have written that is more than a year old should be available to any library as an ebook on a perpetual licence for like, $10 up front.
December 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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To have a Yes, And

The idea that pornography in an of itself cannot be artistic expression is, put shortly, some bullshit.

I *genuinely* do not care if it's "what're you doing stepbro" porn or whatever. Someone had to do makeup, lights, and shoot the fucking (ha) thing. That alone is art.
A lot of creators essentially saying "My work might contain nudity and sexual situations, but it's NOT porn. My work is important and artistic, while their work is dirty, which is still okay to hate and censor." But guess what! The purity squad makes no such distinction.
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
A while ago I decided I didn't want to get into Tiktok, and then I pulled away from Instragram and it's starting to feel like a redux of child me not having TV (cable, there being no reception where I lived) growing up. There's an entire world of shared culture I am just not doing.
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I have learned that in addition to the "men are lonely therefore incels are at least vaguely sympathetic" solidarity phenomenon there's also "people who ask us to turn their wives into dommes with no useful information about them as people" also have white knights.
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Recently somebody posted their anxiety that people would fake disability to cheat. For me though, that's conservatism. The belief in the inherent virtue and naturalness of hierarchy. It's ok for university performance to rank people for life as long as the "right" people can win.
December 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
@mikestabile.bsky.social is an international treasure.

That is all.
December 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Believe it or not I do not think ill of most people who don't boycott what I have currently opted out of. I figure my ability to do so is also governed by a stubborn state of choice not everyone has access to.
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I have Emmaline on a twice weekly schedule and the one draw back is that you need to Roomba proof your house or she will find robe ties or whatnot. But she does get dust up well.
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Are you familiar with the play "Equus"?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equus_(...

It's generally performed with full nudity, involves pretty much the same level of gore and sexuality. It's also considered to be a significant work of contemporary drama.
December 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I can't share my Spotify wrap up. I deleted my subscription over the Joe Rogan thing, ages ago.
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Revolutionary Princess Eve coming back from hiatus is the most Monkey's Paw fate for it you can imagine. The changed artists and now it's another forgettable returner fantasy and not femdom. Meanwhile it's clear the artist who left was the one bringing that energy.
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Thinking about the very Christian romance author who said that in her otherwise secular works she makes sure her couples are married before they bang. The nature of romance plots being ongoing conflict, this reflects a very odd approach to marriage. Basically marry now, work it out later.
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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I love being a romantic perv, I love sighing wistfully when my long-distance partner says “I just can’t wait to hold you… & then beat the ever-loving fuck out of your ass” 😍
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I played this and thought this was an adorable game, but a bit frustrating to play as far as trying to cooperate with goals and balance layout.
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I always curious if something is a trend or if the algorithm bubble I live is just accommodating me. Is old timey "Victorian" Christmas having a revival or has it learned people with my profile hiss at certain kinds of ultra modern?
December 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I believe I would officially pay extra for a gym that didn't have screens blasting the news.
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Vintage home channels: "It was a simpler time!" (The Victorian Period)

You mean the unprecedented period of social and technological change that was one of the longest reigns in British history? The Maximalist Decor final boss? 🙄
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I have a special place in my heart for porn illustrations so anatomically impossible they depict something as alien as plant reproduction. Eventually you loop round through intentionally exaggeration into something wonderfully abstracted.
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Watching various Sims creators on YouTube experiment with how to pivot away from the game is stressful. They are all looking for a way to keep their jobs as streamers after extracting themselves from a massive, built in fanbase, and looking for something else that will stick. (Rooting for them, tho)
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
After a week of travel. I still need to unpack the toiletries, but I have gotten the laundry managed except for a load of hand wash. Coming home to a clean home was nice.
November 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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WHAT IF… Mary Jane was a leather baddie????
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I have ALMOST finished this year's Advent calendar for Silver. There's gifts, hand embroidered ornaments, good quality dark chocolate and I have written 11 out of 24 little love notes. I should be able to wrap this up tomorrow.

I have done this every year since we started seeing eachother.
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I wish the business of paying for art for sharing wasn't so locked into the analogue world. I largely engage with art as "oh look, pretty!" *share*. This puts no money in the pocket of the artist because it's digital. But stickers and prints are completely impractical for sharing like that.
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
There's very much an idea *all* women are multi orgasmic and must do so under ideal function and *all* men shoot their bolt and immediately collapse for the foreseeable future. Longbows are girls and crossbows are boys, I guess.
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM