mariah scarey 🍄✨
@olrhys.bsky.social
polite menace, that’ll be my brand || Cryptid Knight, occasional embroiderer, Noah Reid enjoyer || 🔞 sometimes nsfw, minors dni || 33/married/bi/she+they
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mariah scarey 🍄✨
@olrhys.bsky.social
· Jan 6
I’ll never stop thinking about The Social Network (2010, dir. David Fincher) and that is both a promise and a threat
rewatching Schitt’s Creek just to feel something
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
rewatching Schitt’s Creek just to feel something
Had an ideal last day of a long holiday weekend: slept in, did nothing but play video games, nap, and eat leftovers, and am only changing out of my pajamas in order to put clean pajamas on before bed.
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Had an ideal last day of a long holiday weekend: slept in, did nothing but play video games, nap, and eat leftovers, and am only changing out of my pajamas in order to put clean pajamas on before bed.
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oh no I will be a pervert about this
November 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
oh no I will be a pervert about this
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Had a very strange but vivid Taika dream where he was hosting some sort of combination filmmaking workshop/intense hiking trip and as bizarre as it was I was sad it wasn’t real when I woke up lmao
November 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Had a very strange but vivid Taika dream where he was hosting some sort of combination filmmaking workshop/intense hiking trip and as bizarre as it was I was sad it wasn’t real when I woke up lmao
Successfully hosted my in-laws for our first family meal at our house 🥰
November 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Successfully hosted my in-laws for our first family meal at our house 🥰
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"I loved that cunt like a brother."
"He was your brother."
"FUCK, MY BROTHER!!!!"
"He was your brother."
"FUCK, MY BROTHER!!!!"
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"I loved that cunt like a brother."
"He was your brother."
"FUCK, MY BROTHER!!!!"
"He was your brother."
"FUCK, MY BROTHER!!!!"
Today was my family’s Thanksgiving and Saturday we’re hosting my in-laws (for the first time!!!) so by time Sunday rolls around I will have spend most of the week cooking and I’m already very tired. Trying to muster up energy to bake a pie or two tonight.
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Today was my family’s Thanksgiving and Saturday we’re hosting my in-laws (for the first time!!!) so by time Sunday rolls around I will have spend most of the week cooking and I’m already very tired. Trying to muster up energy to bake a pie or two tonight.
Okay the thinking here was that Ed’s insistence that he’s got “one gun, and one knife, like everyone else” reminded me of the Water Buffalo song from Silly Songs with Larry. “Everybody’s got a water buffalo, yours is fast but mine is slow…”
Edible thoughts I’ll try to remember to explain later: Ed Teach as Larry the Cucumber from Veggie Tales
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Okay the thinking here was that Ed’s insistence that he’s got “one gun, and one knife, like everyone else” reminded me of the Water Buffalo song from Silly Songs with Larry. “Everybody’s got a water buffalo, yours is fast but mine is slow…”
Thank you all for the birthday wishes, sorry I did not respond individually but I get anxiety trying to come up with ways to say thank you that sound genuine without being repetitive so pls know every single nice word and positive thought sent my way today have been deeply felt and appreciated 🩷
34 today 🎈 I hope this year is a good one
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Thank you all for the birthday wishes, sorry I did not respond individually but I get anxiety trying to come up with ways to say thank you that sound genuine without being repetitive so pls know every single nice word and positive thought sent my way today have been deeply felt and appreciated 🩷
Edible thoughts I’ll try to remember to explain later: Ed Teach as Larry the Cucumber from Veggie Tales
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Edible thoughts I’ll try to remember to explain later: Ed Teach as Larry the Cucumber from Veggie Tales
this is WILD.
today on webworm, former members of a cult allege that what would become best friends (america's largest animal rescue, bringing in over $100 million annually) was built, in part, by child labour: www.webworm.co/bestfriendsc... (please RT)
The Cult of America’s Largest Animal Rescue
David Farrier talks to former members of a cult that allege what would become "Best Friends Animal Sanctuary" was built, in part, by child labour.
www.webworm.co
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
this is WILD.
34 today 🎈 I hope this year is a good one
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
34 today 🎈 I hope this year is a good one
I keep seeing dog videos that make me want to cry
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I keep seeing dog videos that make me want to cry
My dad is making me and my mom watch the Bills Hallmark movie with him lmaoooo
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My dad is making me and my mom watch the Bills Hallmark movie with him lmaoooo
Why do I have Year 3000 by the Jonas Brothers stuck in my head. I’m trying to SLEEP
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Why do I have Year 3000 by the Jonas Brothers stuck in my head. I’m trying to SLEEP
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Unless it’s specifically Alexis I am doomed
Unless it’s specifically Alexis I am doomed
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Unless it’s specifically Alexis I am doomed
Unless it’s specifically Alexis I am doomed
he was sleeping peacefully on me and suddenly heard a noise
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
he was sleeping peacefully on me and suddenly heard a noise
Trying to fight through the evening sleepiness but 6pm looks and feels like 10pm and I am not the strongest soldier
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Trying to fight through the evening sleepiness but 6pm looks and feels like 10pm and I am not the strongest soldier
Just saw a marketplace listing for a “vintage” owl cookie jar “from the 1970s” that had the manufacturer’s website printed on the bottom
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Just saw a marketplace listing for a “vintage” owl cookie jar “from the 1970s” that had the manufacturer’s website printed on the bottom
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i love our flag means death
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
i love our flag means death
Had a very good night with a few friends watching one of my favorite silly movies (Score: A Hockey Musical) and eating some snacks and finished the evening off with delicious cake and introducing one of my friends to the first two episodes of ofmd and I’m feeling v loved and content
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Had a very good night with a few friends watching one of my favorite silly movies (Score: A Hockey Musical) and eating some snacks and finished the evening off with delicious cake and introducing one of my friends to the first two episodes of ofmd and I’m feeling v loved and content
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