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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 5h

But I was absolutely dreading it otherwise.

Anyway, I’m buzzed.

Balls.

Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 5h

honestly? It’s somehow way better than the sum of its parts. The coffee/banana shots are still better, but it kinda accomplishes the same thing: get buzzed fast, and taste vaguely of banana and coffee. I have Mr. Black’s and some banana liqueur on hand always, so I have no reason to do this again.

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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 5h

Well, tonight was the night. Two buzzballs, milk, and banana powder.

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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 5h

This morning I was struck by inspiration. What if I mix the espresso martini with the horchata, milk, and scoop of my banana milkshake mix. One of my favourite shots as a bartender was Mr. Blacks and crème de banane so it’s kind of in the same world.

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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 5h

So, story time.

I hate buzzballs, but I didn’t know that until I bought two many of them. And so I’ve had in my fridge both espresso martini and horchata buzzballs for like a month. I dreaded having to drink them and none of my overnight guests wanted to get weird and try them.

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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 12h

I must have a new neighbor because the hallways smells of incense when I’m not home burning mine. Hell yeah, let’s be the smells good all the time hallway!

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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 12h

Doing the lord’s work

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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 12h

I think I have the power!

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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 12h

A Little Respect

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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 12h

RAT WARS

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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 12h

THIS IS RAT ERASURE AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!

Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 15h

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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 12h

Plotting how silly I need to be to turn all these new follows into blocks

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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 12h

It’s borked for me, too

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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 12h

It’s always @tylerfromtheinternet.com fault

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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 12h

But like inception style because I know that means Tyler reposted his starter pack.

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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 12h

Ah, this must be the source of all the new follows 🖤

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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 12h

Anyway, the new AFI album is really fucking good. Heavy deathrock vibes.

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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 12h

I’m guessing a starter pack went around…

Uh, hi new folks!

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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 19h

I’m telling everyone that Trump is doing a Communism so they can either turn against him or join the revolution. Their choice.

Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 19h

It’s basically a game I can’t take seriously and being stuck with people who suck doesn’t really seem to matter?

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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 19h

Buddy and I have been moving over to The Finals and that game is so silly and chaotic and the small teams and addition of a third team means basically you’re always underhanded and outnumbered and deaths don’t seem to mean the difference between winning and losing. It certainly doesn’t feed ult.

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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 19h

So I switched off Cloak and Dagger and just hung back my spawn and barely put up a fight.

So, in short, the quality of team play in a team based game is so bad right now that there’s no sense in playing.

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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 19h

I can carry a lot of teams but this is like every match now. And I don’t understand how I am routinely paired with players this bad. Especially when I’m being hard focused by three enemies the whole match and still play better.

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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 19h

Also, I finally threw a match in Rivals, and for all intents and purposes am done with it.

Playing on a team where I was solo healing, solo tank and four DPS.

I was 9-4, most kills on the team. Tank was the only other person positive. Of the four DPS, the best was 4-7. Worst was 5-15.

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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 19h

Making a sandwich without deli meat: I just made a sandwich of cheese, greens, tomatoes, condiments and four different kinds of pickles.

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