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Uncle OMJ
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Your mum’s favourite morlock. goth cowboy hot mess. cliff diver.
I have always wanted to play!
November 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
It is basically what I would have hoped. Essentially, a carbonated Yoo-hoo. Some odd aftertaste wiggles in there, but it’s fine.
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’d be a millionaire
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It exploded when I opened it and I am covered in egg cream
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Being in the PNW and a history buff, I really had to be careful how I positioned settling being done to not rub up against pain points. There could be no religious or societal mandates put on the settling. They had to be running from something, not relocating. And their homeland had to be blighted.
November 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I recently tackled this thought with a campaign setting I was building and I think how much it feels like you’re bleaching “manifest destiny” depends on how aware you are of what that entailed, and how obvious its effects are where you live.
November 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Absolutely absurd and I love them
November 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Bridges are my trains
November 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Interestingly I was thinking of bridges as I left sea-tac just now
November 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
As a thermonuclear reactor, I also get the brief flirtation with feeling cool! Win win!
November 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I was just telling friends last night that if I were Bill, and even it wasn’t true I would call a massive press conference and tell everyone it was 🧨
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
And the sad thing, if Scott wasn’t such a navel-gazer, he could spend his days using his beams to eye-skate around having a roller disco day with Alison.

Editor’s Note: we know Scott only has time for women that can poke holes in his brain psychically.
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You heard it here first, folks. Refusing to defeat Ganon leads to bear murder.
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Ahhh I’d love to! I miss you!
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Final Fantasy has a duty to last until 69
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Ramona Flowers that shit
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM