Old Schlegdawg
@oldschlegdawg.bsky.social
Minecraft YouTuber, & Builder on the Astraea SMP
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Top 7 Derp Moments (Recent)
YouTube video by Old Schlegdawg
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A quick and fun video, just getting me back into the momentum
Combined a handful of Flashback clips and forced myself to upload the result! Hints, tips, suggestions & funny insults welcomed and encouraged!! 😎🤘
#AstraeaSMP #minecraft #mojang #contentcreator
youtu.be/SQZUiOIMpYg?...
Combined a handful of Flashback clips and forced myself to upload the result! Hints, tips, suggestions & funny insults welcomed and encouraged!! 😎🤘
#AstraeaSMP #minecraft #mojang #contentcreator
youtu.be/SQZUiOIMpYg?...
The Spleef Arena's mostly finished! Just need to terraform around it and light the place up to prevent mobs spawning. Got a few rounds up with some Astraeans too and it was super fun!
Next update for this one is to set up a clock for the wind charge launcher on top! #AstraeaSMP
Next update for this one is to set up a clock for the wind charge launcher on top! #AstraeaSMP
December 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The downside of being on the spectrum is that I tend to wear my clothes until they're rags 🥸
The upside is that buying new socks, undershirts, underwear, and shoes becomes an exciting event that marks a brand new era
Trips to the thrift store are lifestyle hunting adventures 🏴☠️
The upside is that buying new socks, undershirts, underwear, and shoes becomes an exciting event that marks a brand new era
Trips to the thrift store are lifestyle hunting adventures 🏴☠️
December 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The downside of being on the spectrum is that I tend to wear my clothes until they're rags 🥸
The upside is that buying new socks, undershirts, underwear, and shoes becomes an exciting event that marks a brand new era
Trips to the thrift store are lifestyle hunting adventures 🏴☠️
The upside is that buying new socks, undershirts, underwear, and shoes becomes an exciting event that marks a brand new era
Trips to the thrift store are lifestyle hunting adventures 🏴☠️
A quick and fun video, just getting me back into the momentum
Combined a handful of Flashback clips and forced myself to upload the result! Hints, tips, suggestions & funny insults welcomed and encouraged!! 😎🤘
#AstraeaSMP #minecraft #mojang #contentcreator
youtu.be/SQZUiOIMpYg?...
Combined a handful of Flashback clips and forced myself to upload the result! Hints, tips, suggestions & funny insults welcomed and encouraged!! 😎🤘
#AstraeaSMP #minecraft #mojang #contentcreator
youtu.be/SQZUiOIMpYg?...
Top 7 Derp Moments (Recent)
YouTube video by Old Schlegdawg
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
A quick and fun video, just getting me back into the momentum
Combined a handful of Flashback clips and forced myself to upload the result! Hints, tips, suggestions & funny insults welcomed and encouraged!! 😎🤘
#AstraeaSMP #minecraft #mojang #contentcreator
youtu.be/SQZUiOIMpYg?...
Combined a handful of Flashback clips and forced myself to upload the result! Hints, tips, suggestions & funny insults welcomed and encouraged!! 😎🤘
#AstraeaSMP #minecraft #mojang #contentcreator
youtu.be/SQZUiOIMpYg?...
Should I play Minecraft 26 if I haven't played Minecraft 2-25 yet?
Trying to avoid spoilers, thanks! ❤
Trying to avoid spoilers, thanks! ❤
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Should I play Minecraft 26 if I haven't played Minecraft 2-25 yet?
Trying to avoid spoilers, thanks! ❤
Trying to avoid spoilers, thanks! ❤
I've been awake for 23 minutes and no one told me new Life Series special episodes just dropped?!
It's like you don't even know me anymore 😭
HAHAHAHA LET'S GO NICE LIFE!!!
(while I make food, who should I watch first??)
It's like you don't even know me anymore 😭
HAHAHAHA LET'S GO NICE LIFE!!!
(while I make food, who should I watch first??)
December 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I've been awake for 23 minutes and no one told me new Life Series special episodes just dropped?!
It's like you don't even know me anymore 😭
HAHAHAHA LET'S GO NICE LIFE!!!
(while I make food, who should I watch first??)
It's like you don't even know me anymore 😭
HAHAHAHA LET'S GO NICE LIFE!!!
(while I make food, who should I watch first??)
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Yeah, might want to wish the mace good luck.
The spear is probably the "modern" Minecraft weapon with the most niches and use cases. What will you be using it for once it comes out? #Minecraft #MountsOfMayhem
The spear is probably the "modern" Minecraft weapon with the most niches and use cases. What will you be using it for once it comes out? #Minecraft #MountsOfMayhem
December 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Yeah, might want to wish the mace good luck.
The spear is probably the "modern" Minecraft weapon with the most niches and use cases. What will you be using it for once it comes out? #Minecraft #MountsOfMayhem
The spear is probably the "modern" Minecraft weapon with the most niches and use cases. What will you be using it for once it comes out? #Minecraft #MountsOfMayhem
ALMOST got the video done before bedtime, but gotta get some rest for stupid work
Final touches, exporting & thumbnail tomorrow, then it's DONE!!!
Just a fun one, settling into a more comfy persona in front of the camera 😎
#AstraeaSMP
Final touches, exporting & thumbnail tomorrow, then it's DONE!!!
Just a fun one, settling into a more comfy persona in front of the camera 😎
#AstraeaSMP
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
ALMOST got the video done before bedtime, but gotta get some rest for stupid work
Final touches, exporting & thumbnail tomorrow, then it's DONE!!!
Just a fun one, settling into a more comfy persona in front of the camera 😎
#AstraeaSMP
Final touches, exporting & thumbnail tomorrow, then it's DONE!!!
Just a fun one, settling into a more comfy persona in front of the camera 😎
#AstraeaSMP
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The number of people who are apparently legit mad about Minecraft changing its versioning numbers…folks, if that’s become your Great Betrayal you really need to take a step back.
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 AM
The number of people who are apparently legit mad about Minecraft changing its versioning numbers…folks, if that’s become your Great Betrayal you really need to take a step back.
I fought my anxiety and booted up my computer long enough to record two versions of a narration track!!!
Then promptly shut it down and found my couch
Not much progress but IT IS progress, so take THAT Anxiety, you miserable jerk
💪😎🤘
#AstraeaSMP #contentcreator
Then promptly shut it down and found my couch
Not much progress but IT IS progress, so take THAT Anxiety, you miserable jerk
💪😎🤘
#AstraeaSMP #contentcreator
December 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I fought my anxiety and booted up my computer long enough to record two versions of a narration track!!!
Then promptly shut it down and found my couch
Not much progress but IT IS progress, so take THAT Anxiety, you miserable jerk
💪😎🤘
#AstraeaSMP #contentcreator
Then promptly shut it down and found my couch
Not much progress but IT IS progress, so take THAT Anxiety, you miserable jerk
💪😎🤘
#AstraeaSMP #contentcreator
I have uninstalled/reinstalled minecraft
I have followed every tip and trick and work-around that Google threw at me
I have broken down crying while eating peanut butter with a plastic fork
Nothing worked ☹ I will never be able to take screenshots with F2 ever again 😭 Gutted
I have followed every tip and trick and work-around that Google threw at me
I have broken down crying while eating peanut butter with a plastic fork
Nothing worked ☹ I will never be able to take screenshots with F2 ever again 😭 Gutted
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I have uninstalled/reinstalled minecraft
I have followed every tip and trick and work-around that Google threw at me
I have broken down crying while eating peanut butter with a plastic fork
Nothing worked ☹ I will never be able to take screenshots with F2 ever again 😭 Gutted
I have followed every tip and trick and work-around that Google threw at me
I have broken down crying while eating peanut butter with a plastic fork
Nothing worked ☹ I will never be able to take screenshots with F2 ever again 😭 Gutted
"Needs testing"? Can confirm! 😲
I thought the game was glitched out, but Fortune 3 dropped 0 gravel and all flint
Is this new?? Or have I really just never put Fortune 3 on my shovel before??
I thought the game was glitched out, but Fortune 3 dropped 0 gravel and all flint
Is this new?? Or have I really just never put Fortune 3 on my shovel before??
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
"Needs testing"? Can confirm! 😲
I thought the game was glitched out, but Fortune 3 dropped 0 gravel and all flint
Is this new?? Or have I really just never put Fortune 3 on my shovel before??
I thought the game was glitched out, but Fortune 3 dropped 0 gravel and all flint
Is this new?? Or have I really just never put Fortune 3 on my shovel before??
Reposted by Old Schlegdawg
The "Live Laugh Love" thing but Minecraft pillager edition
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The "Live Laugh Love" thing but Minecraft pillager edition
Every time my computer forces me to update when I shut down, it takes HOURS to get Minecraft working again
I just keep repeating the same troubleshooting steps until it randomly works again
About to just start unplugging my computer instead of shutdown, less of a headache overall 🙃
I just keep repeating the same troubleshooting steps until it randomly works again
About to just start unplugging my computer instead of shutdown, less of a headache overall 🙃
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Every time my computer forces me to update when I shut down, it takes HOURS to get Minecraft working again
I just keep repeating the same troubleshooting steps until it randomly works again
About to just start unplugging my computer instead of shutdown, less of a headache overall 🙃
I just keep repeating the same troubleshooting steps until it randomly works again
About to just start unplugging my computer instead of shutdown, less of a headache overall 🙃
DEEPLY unserious
That's what makes it fun!!
That's what makes it fun!!
minecraft farms in the modern era are fuckin ridiculous man. yeah here’s my fairy torture chamber i throw this potion at them so they shit out bugs and then i throw ANOTHER potion so when the bugs die it makes a shitload of slime. deeply unserious game.
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
DEEPLY unserious
That's what makes it fun!!
That's what makes it fun!!
I pause documentaries and try to guess what information or revelation is about to be given
"Born in 4 BCE, this secret baby might have a double-claim to the throne after all."
[Pause] Oooohhh, lemme think. Uummmm. Some Roman? [Unpause]
"Jesus of Nazareth"
Wwuuttt?!?! [Rewind, lean in]
"Born in 4 BCE, this secret baby might have a double-claim to the throne after all."
[Pause] Oooohhh, lemme think. Uummmm. Some Roman? [Unpause]
"Jesus of Nazareth"
Wwuuttt?!?! [Rewind, lean in]
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I pause documentaries and try to guess what information or revelation is about to be given
"Born in 4 BCE, this secret baby might have a double-claim to the throne after all."
[Pause] Oooohhh, lemme think. Uummmm. Some Roman? [Unpause]
"Jesus of Nazareth"
Wwuuttt?!?! [Rewind, lean in]
"Born in 4 BCE, this secret baby might have a double-claim to the throne after all."
[Pause] Oooohhh, lemme think. Uummmm. Some Roman? [Unpause]
"Jesus of Nazareth"
Wwuuttt?!?! [Rewind, lean in]
Reposted by Old Schlegdawg
my brother unearthed some old minecraft fridge magnets that haven't seen the light of day in like a decade and so he said "fuck it, we decorate the fridge with these"
AND HE LEFT A GODDAMN TREE FLOATING
IN THE FRIDGE MAGNETS
i'm gonna crash out chat
AND HE LEFT A GODDAMN TREE FLOATING
IN THE FRIDGE MAGNETS
i'm gonna crash out chat
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
my brother unearthed some old minecraft fridge magnets that haven't seen the light of day in like a decade and so he said "fuck it, we decorate the fridge with these"
AND HE LEFT A GODDAMN TREE FLOATING
IN THE FRIDGE MAGNETS
i'm gonna crash out chat
AND HE LEFT A GODDAMN TREE FLOATING
IN THE FRIDGE MAGNETS
i'm gonna crash out chat
"I will create a race of perfect specimens... who wander into 1x1 holes, stand in berry bushes, and path-find their way to fall damage! And then we will be unstoppable! Say it with me: Huh! Huhh! Herr! Uh-huh! Huhh!"
Minecraft actively incentivizes killing disabled villagers and running a eugenics program.
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"I will create a race of perfect specimens... who wander into 1x1 holes, stand in berry bushes, and path-find their way to fall damage! And then we will be unstoppable! Say it with me: Huh! Huhh! Herr! Uh-huh! Huhh!"
Not entirely sure why this only has 30k views in 6 days??! This is AMAZING!!!
New earworm unlocked 😎
#hermitcraft #minecraft #parody #skizz #mumbo #ren
youtu.be/D8kueh5xm48?...
New earworm unlocked 😎
#hermitcraft #minecraft #parody #skizz #mumbo #ren
youtu.be/D8kueh5xm48?...
Mumbo Jumbo, Rendog and Skizzleman - EUGH! (Hizaige Remix)
YouTube video by Hizaige - Music Productions
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November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Not entirely sure why this only has 30k views in 6 days??! This is AMAZING!!!
New earworm unlocked 😎
#hermitcraft #minecraft #parody #skizz #mumbo #ren
youtu.be/D8kueh5xm48?...
New earworm unlocked 😎
#hermitcraft #minecraft #parody #skizz #mumbo #ren
youtu.be/D8kueh5xm48?...
What it's like being over the age of thirty and playing #Minecraft with younger people
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Imagine being dead asleep then hearing a sculk sensor scream nearby
I would piss myself 🤣🥸
I would piss myself 🤣🥸
bluetooth speaker that plays random minecraft cave ambience sounds at random when idle
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Imagine being dead asleep then hearing a sculk sensor scream nearby
I would piss myself 🤣🥸
I would piss myself 🤣🥸
Minecraft Bluesky is full of good ideas today ✌
there should be a "walking stick" item in Minecraft, when you hold it you can travel up one block height, plus the aesthetic would look cool asf imho
November 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Minecraft Bluesky is full of good ideas today ✌
Hot take but I agree!!!
Since mob griefing *can* be turned off, it would be fun to see survival mode get a bump in difficulty
Let's REALLY embrace that delta btwn peaceful mode & survival, something more omnipresent than trial chambers & ancient cities
Since mob griefing *can* be turned off, it would be fun to see survival mode get a bump in difficulty
Let's REALLY embrace that delta btwn peaceful mode & survival, something more omnipresent than trial chambers & ancient cities
while the creeper does have issues, I feel like saying "this mod does not belong anymore" is stupid, and in fact I belive more destructive mobs should be added to the game.
things that if provoked, will require defense against, just like the old pillagers but capable of causing actual damage.
things that if provoked, will require defense against, just like the old pillagers but capable of causing actual damage.
November 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Hot take but I agree!!!
Since mob griefing *can* be turned off, it would be fun to see survival mode get a bump in difficulty
Let's REALLY embrace that delta btwn peaceful mode & survival, something more omnipresent than trial chambers & ancient cities
Since mob griefing *can* be turned off, it would be fun to see survival mode get a bump in difficulty
Let's REALLY embrace that delta btwn peaceful mode & survival, something more omnipresent than trial chambers & ancient cities
Ngl I don't get into merch that much but I'm tempted by this secret keeper sweater
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Ngl I don't get into merch that much but I'm tempted by this secret keeper sweater
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Twenty five (nearly) full shulker boxes and the "before" overhead of the area where I'll be building my largest build ever on the #astraeaSMP server.
I might stream gathering copper via a trial chamber tomorrow. Come hang out while I panic and probably die a lot. #minecraft #minecraftbuilds
I might stream gathering copper via a trial chamber tomorrow. Come hang out while I panic and probably die a lot. #minecraft #minecraftbuilds
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Twenty five (nearly) full shulker boxes and the "before" overhead of the area where I'll be building my largest build ever on the #astraeaSMP server.
I might stream gathering copper via a trial chamber tomorrow. Come hang out while I panic and probably die a lot. #minecraft #minecraftbuilds
I might stream gathering copper via a trial chamber tomorrow. Come hang out while I panic and probably die a lot. #minecraft #minecraftbuilds