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Kei with the bad joints

@okeibai.bsky.social

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Industrial design, illustration, painting, leather work, wood work ... A bit of everything art related. English 中文 français, 日本語 ok They/them, or none. Do NOT talk about me in third person.

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 2h

How the fuck would retail managers know that shoplifting rings are diversifying into spam calls

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 11h

Taking pics in the dark is rough urgh I'll get a better pic of the horse at some point

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 1d

Turns out I have a tumblr accent. Yea it's cringe. Don't care

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 1d

Being on tumblr while most people no longer are on it makes you the funniest person alive apparently. I referred to the AI shit YouTube is forcing on people with their opt out option being shit as Googly's Totally Optional Dick Flattening Service and apparently that's hysterical

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 1d

Cucumber bro is such a guy. Chronically online incel troll to poor little meow meow trophy wife. Be such a massive hater that the universe had to intervene to sort him out because he's just too cringe. Dies choking on a bun in his goon cave. Funniest receiver of disproportionate karma in existence.

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 1d

Pickle-bro-in-a-pot [clown music intensifies]

Idk, might make it

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 2d

I think we should call it Gaudity.
- portmanteau
- a mockery of God and deity
- sounds like gaudy, which is what ai hype is
- perfectly transparent in what is represents, fitting of a narrative this blatantly obvious
- sounds like a portal villain

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 2d

If this was a novel about the AI apocalypse that he loves so much, Gippity, Claude and Grok would be the three big models that make up the new Trinity of AM. When they pick the humans left over to torture he's target number 1, because of Grok. He's actively working towards his own worst nightmare

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 2d

Not saying this is likely or should
happen, no AI accelerationism in my house, just if this was a story that would be the logical, thematically resonant conclusion. He wants to be the mc of the future so bad? Well not only is he the ONLY character, he's undeniably the villain. Here's your future

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 2d

Well if my familiarity with how narratives pan out is good enough that my friends watch me when we watch movies togethers because I keep predicting the lines, I think when AM kills us all, at least Elon would be the one getting tortured for all eternity without end, silenced and unable to scream

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 2d

Hope your birthday is a bukkake blast!

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 2d

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 4d

biblically accurate cat

Photo of a black cat with yellow eyes, taken as the cat's head was moving. It appears to have 5+ sets of eyes

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 3d

The point of these isn't expression, it's to SELL SHIT. I'm sick of algorithm optimization I'm sick of corporations and frauds slapping horny onto things because it gets attention and sells because we're all just at our core one species of ape. and they have the nerve to ban indie horny content

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 3d

I'll always support sincere horny made by real freaks but we're also just so surrounded by insincere horny made cynically to sell shit and I haaaaate that stuff so much. Car commercials with models posing on them, the fuckin gambling ads, every fucking soap ad...

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 3d

Still have some stuff to finish up, like gauntlets and the floating horse but I wanted to share some progress

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 6d

I haven't opened WhatsApp in a year, and only got these notifs now. Straight up just being run by scammers there now huh

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 6d

Ffff I guess I have to go take some woodsy pics the colours are pretty peak. I hate hiking but I'll do it for the colours

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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.bsky.social · 7d

ideal social media is you see your friends posting about the fermented cabbage they ate today or the art or music they made and youre like thats so cool. an update on the lives of my friends and their gay little hobbies. and you decide to do your gay little hobbies in response

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 6d

Gentlemen...
Behold:

Big glowing neon sign over a food stall that says CORN in all caps, with a caption of "finally, a hole in your life that you actually want to fill" captioned on the counter

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 7d

Sometimes driving into the city inexplicably takes you deeper into the farm lands. The foliage is unparalleled this time of year though

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 7d

Transparent screens are the biggest face palm inducing things to me. It looks so cool you can position the camera behind it and still see the actors face. But imagine having to use one in real life. Shit would be so hard to read without a neutral background. This shit would be so ass

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 7d

Light sabres are garbage weapons but they're fun to watch. This is obvious. I need techbros to internalize this about holograms, transparent screens, gesture based inputs, "smart" technology, all vehicles, wearables, retrofuturism uxui, VR...

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 7d

I need techbros to understand that SciFi tech in movies are meant to look cool, emphasize the actors faces and body language, and give them opportunities to do stage work. No it's not meant to be ~realistic~, it's meant to be fun to watch. The experience of using these tech would NOT be good.

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Mitch Dyer @mitchyd.bsky.social · 7d

If only everyone could have predicted this

www.thegamer.com/ea-generativ...

EA's AI Game Development Tools Are Apparently So Bad That It's Costing More Money To Fix Their Mistakes

A new report suggests that EA's pivot to AI is just causing costly mistakes, and the developers hate it.

www.thegamer.com

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