OhBraains🧟♂️
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I know weird things and I’m scared of the big light.
If the trend continues there will be a team called Renault every other race by Monaco 2030.
Maybe when Renault and Honda inevitably return with a works team again in 2027. And he can retire when they inevitably fold/rebrand again the year after.
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
If the trend continues there will be a team called Renault every other race by Monaco 2030.
I didn’t know they made an imperial boomerang that big.
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I didn’t know they made an imperial boomerang that big.
“You will be haunted by three specters”
The specters:
The specters:
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 AM
“You will be haunted by three specters”
The specters:
The specters:
Stumbled upon a weird cottage industry of American people on YouTube reacting to German playgrounds. It’s weird how normal things are weird to people from the outside.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Stumbled upon a weird cottage industry of American people on YouTube reacting to German playgrounds. It’s weird how normal things are weird to people from the outside.
I have seen proof that the French government has tasked the traffic enforcement squad of the municipal police of Cannes with my assassination. Just in case anything happens to me.
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I have seen proof that the French government has tasked the traffic enforcement squad of the municipal police of Cannes with my assassination. Just in case anything happens to me.
“Jon! The walkers are coming.” “I’m on the toilet.” “Again?” “Still. Also, turn off the big light.”
Good. (Dream Jon Snow is lactose intolerant and has a gluten allergy (to make him more likable for the girlies (people who have ADHD guts (me))))
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 AM
“Jon! The walkers are coming.” “I’m on the toilet.” “Again?” “Still. Also, turn off the big light.”
It’s happening.
I’m now rooting for Max Verstappen to win the championship again, because it would be really funny.
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It’s happening.
I will not be getting Europa Universalis 5. Not because it is another half baked Paradox DLC shitshow, but because they did not include all the free imperial cities. Oh, so you can play as Constance, but not Pfullendorf or Überlingen. Not even the ghastly Buchhorn.
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I will not be getting Europa Universalis 5. Not because it is another half baked Paradox DLC shitshow, but because they did not include all the free imperial cities. Oh, so you can play as Constance, but not Pfullendorf or Überlingen. Not even the ghastly Buchhorn.
I don’t think of myself as someone who knows things that other people don’t. But then I start talking about the 1202 alarm on Apollo 11.
November 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I don’t think of myself as someone who knows things that other people don’t. But then I start talking about the 1202 alarm on Apollo 11.
POV: it’s 1988 and in a regimental briefing you see that the HVA has uncovered evidence of the imperialist aggressor openly admitting the desire for open warfare against your peaceful socialist brother nation. This is why you are always vigilant and your T-55 fueled and fully loaded.
![Screenshot of the quoted post. An image of helicopter cockpit. A caption that says: “POV: it’s 1988 and the Soviet’s [sic] are 30 klicks to the east, is today the day?”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:truhbfssu2pxii6s72esfau3/bafkreia5i67bd7nssjjbgd3yxzsp6igu7z7czozbt3olvud4hrjichrc24@jpeg)
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
POV: it’s 1988 and in a regimental briefing you see that the HVA has uncovered evidence of the imperialist aggressor openly admitting the desire for open warfare against your peaceful socialist brother nation. This is why you are always vigilant and your T-55 fueled and fully loaded.
I’m always shocked he hasn’t disappeared out of a Russian window yet.
Ex-Wirecard boss Jan Marsalek linked to multibillion-dollar laundering network on.ft.com/4abx6aK
Ex-Wirecard boss Jan Marsalek linked to multibillion-dollar laundering network
Link is latest revelation in a years-long probe into Smart and TGR, which move money for criminals and sanctioned individuals
on.ft.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I’m always shocked he hasn’t disappeared out of a Russian window yet.
Nantucket can’t get rid of dead whales even if they’re not out there hunting for them. Is that island cursed?
A dead sperm whale has washed up on Nantucket for the first time in decades. It’s too big to move — at least until officials figure out a plan.
Dead Sperm Whale on Nantucket Is Too Big to Move, for Now
A local nonprofit said the 52-ton mammal is “far too big, awkward and heavy to remove.” A town official later said it could be dragged out to sea by Thanksgiving.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Nantucket can’t get rid of dead whales even if they’re not out there hunting for them. Is that island cursed?
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Graeme Hart, 57, believes autism is a horrific scourge on humanity – but that there’s no reason for you, an autistic person, to be so uncivil about it.
“We can disagree and stay friends” says man who thinks you should be eugenicsed out of existence
A man who believes you can disagree on politics and “still love each other” also believes scientists should find out what caused you so someone like you never happens again, and you, personally,…
thedailytism.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Graeme Hart, 57, believes autism is a horrific scourge on humanity – but that there’s no reason for you, an autistic person, to be so uncivil about it.
They’re recruiting spies from among the rabble and riff raff? Novel idea.
November 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
They’re recruiting spies from among the rabble and riff raff? Novel idea.
Oi! Get your suspenders now.
I cannot overemphasize that Marjorie Taylor Greene, Carlson, and Fuentes see a 2028 path to victory that involves building an isolationist populist coalition that traffics heavily in antisemitism and exploits existing negative sentiment against Israel.
We have to be SHARP on the left right now.
We have to be SHARP on the left right now.
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Oi! Get your suspenders now.
I’m just saying modern battlefield is a lot of people trying not to get hit by people operating newer versions of ancient Chinese weapons.
New thing comes out: “this will change warfare forever.”
Warfare forever: “so, it’s mostly dudes shoveling ditches and occasionally something explodes.”
Warfare forever: “so, it’s mostly dudes shoveling ditches and occasionally something explodes.”
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I’m just saying modern battlefield is a lot of people trying not to get hit by people operating newer versions of ancient Chinese weapons.
Highly respected man just out of frame.
Q: Why wait for Congress to release the Epstein files? Why not just do it now?
TRUMP: It's not the question that I mind. It's your attitude. I think you're a terrible reporter. It's the way you ask these questions. You start off with a man who's highly respected asking him an insubordinate question
TRUMP: It's not the question that I mind. It's your attitude. I think you're a terrible reporter. It's the way you ask these questions. You start off with a man who's highly respected asking him an insubordinate question
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Highly respected man just out of frame.
Nothing to see. Nvidia isn’t at all a center piece of the wobbly AI shack of cards.
Peter Thiel's fund offloaded Nvidia stake in third quarter, filing shows reut.rs/49XwVQm
Peter Thiel's fund offloaded Nvidia stake in third quarter, filing shows
Tech billionaire Peter Thiel's hedge fund has sold off its entire stake in Nvidia during the third quarter, a regulatory filing showed, intensifying worries of an artificial intelligence bubble.
reut.rs
November 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Nothing to see. Nvidia isn’t at all a center piece of the wobbly AI shack of cards.
Taylor Sheridan, or: what if Leni Riefenstahl looked like a stretched scrotum.
"Landman" is straight-up fossil fuel propaganda, being piped into millions of homes a week.
Is there anything similar for renewables? Is anyone even pondering such an idea? [tap tap] Is this thing on?
Is there anything similar for renewables? Is anyone even pondering such an idea? [tap tap] Is this thing on?
New season of "Landman" reflects oil industry's renewed swagger
"'Landman' reflects a pivot point of how the industry is viewed," American Petroleum Institute president says.
www.axios.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Taylor Sheridan, or: what if Leni Riefenstahl looked like a stretched scrotum.
I don’t have a favorite pickup line. Women approach me. I immediately notice. About seven months later.
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I don’t have a favorite pickup line. Women approach me. I immediately notice. About seven months later.
Mercedes fan who only follows them because he is a diehard Tyrrell supporter who hopes for the return to old glories.
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Mercedes fan who only follows them because he is a diehard Tyrrell supporter who hopes for the return to old glories.
This plan is doomed, not least because, as a sewer clown, this thing is obviously already a naval special warfare command asset.
On the ill-conceived plan to impress Pennywise into NSC-68 gizmodo.com/the-military...
The Military's Plan for Pennywise on 'It: Welcome to Derry' Is Completely Unhinged
We're only three episodes in, but this isn't going to end well for anyone, is it?
gizmodo.com
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
This plan is doomed, not least because, as a sewer clown, this thing is obviously already a naval special warfare command asset.
Sailors beware, they’re both suboptimal for the purpose of navigation. Barely any astronomical charts.
I'll be darned. I didn't realize there were 2 entities. One is known as "The Farmers' Almanac" and the other is "The Old Farmers' Almanac".
Don't worry - we're not going anywhere! Read our statement at Almanac.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Sailors beware, they’re both suboptimal for the purpose of navigation. Barely any astronomical charts.
Never use multiple slurp juices on a single ape.
donald trump said that this is america's golden age, and as hard as it is to accept, for certain people it really is
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Never use multiple slurp juices on a single ape.
Happy Birthday, The Marines!
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Happy Birthday, The Marines!