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I know weird things and I’m scared of the big light.
“Warwick, I want to cast you as lead in a film the moment you’re not a literal child anymore.” George Lucas on the set of Return of the Jedi, presumably.
November 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
“Warwick, I want to cast you as lead in a film the moment you’re not a literal child anymore.” George Lucas on the set of Return of the Jedi, presumably.
It’s my favorite Star Wars movie.
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It’s my favorite Star Wars movie.
I’m sorry. I have to do better and remember to include the American perspective. I meant to say it’s like nudging someone with a train filled with toxic chemicals that derails at 6 miles per hour, because the track was last maintained in 1943 under the notorious communist FDR.
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I’m sorry. I have to do better and remember to include the American perspective. I meant to say it’s like nudging someone with a train filled with toxic chemicals that derails at 6 miles per hour, because the track was last maintained in 1943 under the notorious communist FDR.
White? When the puritans talked about removing the joy from food, that’s the sort of thing they were envisioning.
November 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
White? When the puritans talked about removing the joy from food, that’s the sort of thing they were envisioning.
Does that even qualify as a hint? It’s like nudging someone with a speeding train.
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Does that even qualify as a hint? It’s like nudging someone with a speeding train.
Well, doing that to me is ableist, or something.
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Well, doing that to me is ableist, or something.
(Although I’m actually confused, because I don’t think I said I’m better than anyone.)
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
(Although I’m actually confused, because I don’t think I said I’m better than anyone.)
When the fuck did I ever claim to be better? People just feel a natural superiority in me and then get resentful. It’s like all the people I never think about calling me arrogant.
November 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
When the fuck did I ever claim to be better? People just feel a natural superiority in me and then get resentful. It’s like all the people I never think about calling me arrogant.
Saying that to me is ableist or something.
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Saying that to me is ableist or something.
No leg days no worries.
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
No leg days no worries.
Sure. If anyone says anything different they’re part of the system that is trying to keep you down.
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Sure. If anyone says anything different they’re part of the system that is trying to keep you down.
Well, the vegetables reeks of seed oil contamination and not eating only steak.
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Well, the vegetables reeks of seed oil contamination and not eating only steak.
I didn’t know you were a stoic [2020s manosphere update, derogatory]
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I didn’t know you were a stoic [2020s manosphere update, derogatory]
None of that stupid thinking about thought shit.
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
None of that stupid thinking about thought shit.
At least the East Germans have stopped making their own cars.
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
At least the East Germans have stopped making their own cars.
You’d change your tune if every one of the cars came with a guy called Franz-Xaver Aiblinger installed in the front passenger seat.
November 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You’d change your tune if every one of the cars came with a guy called Franz-Xaver Aiblinger installed in the front passenger seat.
Distance related Bayerntoleranz. Sad.
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Distance related Bayerntoleranz. Sad.
What nonsense is this? No one in their right mind wants to buy a Bavarian.
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
What nonsense is this? No one in their right mind wants to buy a Bavarian.
Maybe when Renault and Honda inevitably return with a works team again in 2027. And he can retire when they inevitably fold/rebrand again the year after.
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Maybe when Renault and Honda inevitably return with a works team again in 2027. And he can retire when they inevitably fold/rebrand again the year after.
(Although I think that Toto Wolf would actually say very supportive things.)
a man wearing a petronas jacket talks to another man
Alt: Toto Wolf smirking at the camera.
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
(Although I think that Toto Wolf would actually say very supportive things.)
Max Verstappen? Sure. Franz Hermann? Maybe.
November 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Max Verstappen? Sure. Franz Hermann? Maybe.
He first has to lose all his hair, as is Ferrari tradition. He might pull a Seb and race for a smaller, less Ferrari missmanaged team, mostly to regrow them.
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
He first has to lose all his hair, as is Ferrari tradition. He might pull a Seb and race for a smaller, less Ferrari missmanaged team, mostly to regrow them.
The man is online on race days.
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The man is online on race days.
i think he might be the only person for whom F1 is a distraction from sim racing and the Nürburgring.
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
i think he might be the only person for whom F1 is a distraction from sim racing and the Nürburgring.