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She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Summer Goth 🖤 🐾 Puppeh 🐾 Biker, Machinist, Stoner, Subaru Lesbian 💜 'Obstructively Cynical' To the moon we pray Landback - SW Ontario - MDNI 18+
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Track day went great and everyone was super friendly
Kaylee riding an orange ninja 650 motorcycle mid turn on a track Kaylee riding an orange ninja 650 motorcycle mid turn on a track Kaylee riding an orange ninja 650 motorcycle mid turn on a track
ocultacanem.bsky.social
when someone tells you who they are, listen to them
ocultacanem.bsky.social
well all the manufacturer's ditched that plan last minute to focus on plugin hybrids instead
ocultacanem.bsky.social
i want an ev throttle lock instead of cruise control
ocultacanem.bsky.social
i love it when someone gets pissed off when you passed them

like good, i was worried you didnt realize this was a race you were losing
ocultacanem.bsky.social
arent cops in the US are allowed to have sex with someone to get a charge on them or whatever
ocultacanem.bsky.social
Is there not a simple way to stream music from a home desktop at this point?

i know the popularity of Spotify might mean not many people are using something like that but it could have its moment
ocultacanem.bsky.social
my cancellable trait is listening to the howard stern show
ocultacanem.bsky.social
i need to be off social media today but i don't know what to do with my god given ten minute break anymore
ocultacanem.bsky.social
the spineless @vgasparro.bsky.social is so blind to the genocide happening infront of us that he thinks calling it mass murder is terrorism

so vince is complicit and Kneecap won't be playing in toronto today

but we still do not forget isreals crimes
ocultacanem.bsky.social
'And then there’s quantum, of course.’ The monk sighed. ‘There’s always bloody quantum.'

i think thats from the thief of time
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i am so ready for quantum to be the next dumb buzzword the tech industry forces everyone to pretend to care about. "how are you incorporating quantum into your daily work?" i'm not but it's so refreshing you asked me a new and different stupid question
ocultacanem.bsky.social
i bet ice pays $5000 for guns which are basically tipmann model 98s
ocultacanem.bsky.social
fish bender worst job in the avatar universe
slcpgh.bsky.social
Tag yourself: I’m a turnip shepherd.
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Work, Work, Work
On about this date in 1801, Britain's first census was begun. In a subsequent survey conducted in 188r, residents were asked to furnish their "rank, profession, or occupation." Some of the more puzzling responses, as preserved by the London Genealogical Society, included:
• Colourist of artificial fish
• Knight of the Thimble
• Disinfector of railways
• Examiner of underclothing
• Invisible net maker
• Electric bath attendant
• Proprietor of midgets
• Fifty-two years an imbecile
• Knocker-up of workpeople
• Maker of sand views
• Gymnast to house painter
• Turnip shepherd
• Emasculator
• Sampler of drugs
• Fatuous pauper
• Drowner
• Count as female
• Fish-bender
• Goldfish-catcher
• Cow-banger
• Running about
• Grape-dryer
• Beef twister
• Random waller
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ocultacanem.bsky.social
juice boxes never actually needed a straw
ocultacanem.bsky.social
the triangle ones are interesting i guess
is no 3 vw?
im just over the very busy designs
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daveshumka.bsky.social
To celebrate the life of Diane Keaton I will be wearing pants for the next few months.
ocultacanem.bsky.social
oh what? you bought a car you used to dream about

better put it away forever so it can never be harmed or blemished
ocultacanem.bsky.social
ocd sucks when it makes owning a thing you really love stressful
ocultacanem.bsky.social
ocd sucks when it makes owning a thing you really love stressful
ocultacanem.bsky.social
wow have you seen american bills?

like bro thats not real money
ocultacanem.bsky.social
im gunna go to so many track days next year

i wonder if i can modify my little trailer to hold the ninja
ocultacanem.bsky.social
hiking is more fun carrying a sword but other people dont like it