Two Phones Haver
@ocbf.bsky.social
One for the bluesky and one for the load!!
Pinned
I recalled my dick was small
So I beat my shit alone
The busy world of rick scarry
Has a worm with apple phone
I would pound my tiny meat
till I nutted in my hand
I’d wipe it on the
shoulder of a man
So I beat my shit alone
The busy world of rick scarry
Has a worm with apple phone
I would pound my tiny meat
till I nutted in my hand
I’d wipe it on the
shoulder of a man
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I recalled my dick was small
So I beat my shit alone
The busy world of rick scarry
Has a worm with apple phone
I would pound my tiny meat
till I nutted in my hand
I’d wipe it on the
shoulder of a man
So I beat my shit alone
The busy world of rick scarry
Has a worm with apple phone
I would pound my tiny meat
till I nutted in my hand
I’d wipe it on the
shoulder of a man
Who tf are you
Teddy Swims says he sometimes uses AI when making music:
"Instead of taking time to reproduce something over and over and over again in so many different ways that would take months sometimes to do, you can get the idea of what something would be fully fleshed out in this lane...”
"Instead of taking time to reproduce something over and over and over again in so many different ways that would take months sometimes to do, you can get the idea of what something would be fully fleshed out in this lane...”
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Who tf are you
You know if current neologismic trends continue to hold you might not want to call yourself an “essayist” for much longer
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You know if current neologismic trends continue to hold you might not want to call yourself an “essayist” for much longer
Shawty like my Muse the way she got a su
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Shawty like my Muse the way she got a su
I had one of these guys once & ruined the till for the entire day by giving him $90 worth of singles. Pissed my coworkers off but he was so mad it was worth it
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I had one of these guys once & ruined the till for the entire day by giving him $90 worth of singles. Pissed my coworkers off but he was so mad it was worth it
Did you ever pet a kitty on a Thursday
Did you ever feel the whimsy of a Tuesday
- Westside Funn
Did you ever feel the whimsy of a Tuesday
- Westside Funn
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Did you ever pet a kitty on a Thursday
Did you ever feel the whimsy of a Tuesday
- Westside Funn
Did you ever feel the whimsy of a Tuesday
- Westside Funn
But if I say how I feel about this it’s divisive. It’s against the spirit of the big tent. It’s fed posting to be honest & transparent on here
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
But if I say how I feel about this it’s divisive. It’s against the spirit of the big tent. It’s fed posting to be honest & transparent on here
You stupid motherfucker I NEED TO KNOW HOW WE GET MOTOR OIL RESTOCKED. I HAVE A JOB. A JOB
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
You stupid motherfucker I NEED TO KNOW HOW WE GET MOTOR OIL RESTOCKED. I HAVE A JOB. A JOB
Is this explained in the books? like was there a shootout in North Galactic Hollywood that necessitated ts
They didn’t even know about the covenant when they built this the UNSC was just unloading these on black kids’ dogs. That’s crazy
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Is this explained in the books? like was there a shootout in North Galactic Hollywood that necessitated ts
ok I think I like this school shit aha 🙂↕️😙😝
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
ok I think I like this school shit aha 🙂↕️😙😝
They didn’t even know about the covenant when they built this the UNSC was just unloading these on black kids’ dogs. That’s crazy
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
They didn’t even know about the covenant when they built this the UNSC was just unloading these on black kids’ dogs. That’s crazy
Thanks for inviting me to your fruit gallery du- what the fuck. Is that an apple. Do you seriously have an apple in here man. What the fuck. You know I have beef with apples. Take that apple down right now or I’ll kill you. No I can’t just leave, you’ll still be a disgusting apple lover
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Thanks for inviting me to your fruit gallery du- what the fuck. Is that an apple. Do you seriously have an apple in here man. What the fuck. You know I have beef with apples. Take that apple down right now or I’ll kill you. No I can’t just leave, you’ll still be a disgusting apple lover
Steam is very bad for censoring the video game, however, Marvel is very bad for not censoring the comic book. I am media literate
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Steam is very bad for censoring the video game, however, Marvel is very bad for not censoring the comic book. I am media literate
HES STILL ALIVE & SHITTING?!?!
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
HES STILL ALIVE & SHITTING?!?!
can we finally admit that rupi kaur actually has some bangers
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
can we finally admit that rupi kaur actually has some bangers
Reposted by Two Phones Haver
Banging the cage against the wooden uprights of the mine shaft. Stupid fucking canary. Shut the fuck up you yellow leftist piece of shit. Leave me alone
January 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Banging the cage against the wooden uprights of the mine shaft. Stupid fucking canary. Shut the fuck up you yellow leftist piece of shit. Leave me alone
If a student at Columbia said this & their skin was just a little too brown their head would have gotten blown off by a sniper immediately
Tucker Carlson describes Israeli PM Netanyahu as Western civilization’s “main enemy.”
He says Zionism and other forms of tribalism are “an attack on Western civilization.”
(via Shawn Ryan show)
He says Zionism and other forms of tribalism are “an attack on Western civilization.”
(via Shawn Ryan show)
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
If a student at Columbia said this & their skin was just a little too brown their head would have gotten blown off by a sniper immediately
when I first saw the poster for zootopia 2 it had a horse on it & I said That motherfucker is voiced by Patrick Warburton asf & he actually is. Don’t have any other thoughts on the film
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
when I first saw the poster for zootopia 2 it had a horse on it & I said That motherfucker is voiced by Patrick Warburton asf & he actually is. Don’t have any other thoughts on the film
how do u scroll ur phone all day & ur not even a little bit curious how the algorithm works. It’s cooking ur brain
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
how do u scroll ur phone all day & ur not even a little bit curious how the algorithm works. It’s cooking ur brain
Real asf type shi on a Tuesday 🔥 💯
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Real asf type shi on a Tuesday 🔥 💯