Two Phones Haver
@ocbf.bsky.social
One for the bluesky and one for the load!!
I had one of these guys once & ruined the till for the entire day by giving him $90 worth of singles. Pissed my coworkers off but he was so mad it was worth it
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I had one of these guys once & ruined the till for the entire day by giving him $90 worth of singles. Pissed my coworkers off but he was so mad it was worth it
You stupid motherfucker I NEED TO KNOW HOW WE GET MOTOR OIL RESTOCKED. I HAVE A JOB. A JOB
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
You stupid motherfucker I NEED TO KNOW HOW WE GET MOTOR OIL RESTOCKED. I HAVE A JOB. A JOB
ok I think I like this school shit aha 🙂↕️😙😝
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
ok I think I like this school shit aha 🙂↕️😙😝
They didn’t even know about the covenant when they built this the UNSC was just unloading these on black kids’ dogs. That’s crazy
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
They didn’t even know about the covenant when they built this the UNSC was just unloading these on black kids’ dogs. That’s crazy
HES STILL ALIVE & SHITTING?!?!
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
HES STILL ALIVE & SHITTING?!?!
can we finally admit that rupi kaur actually has some bangers
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
can we finally admit that rupi kaur actually has some bangers
Real asf type shi on a Tuesday 🔥 💯
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Real asf type shi on a Tuesday 🔥 💯
Marissa I’m watching your death why you trying to become the chain of ideas which reaches back all the way to the first story, thats immortal as hell
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Marissa I’m watching your death why you trying to become the chain of ideas which reaches back all the way to the first story, thats immortal as hell
BREAKING: A Westminster teen has died after attempting the Two Orange & Colgate Challenge In The Middle.
November 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
BREAKING: A Westminster teen has died after attempting the Two Orange & Colgate Challenge In The Middle.
pc gamer has completely given up on getting any kind of non-reddit traffic to their site. This headline makes my brain bleed
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
pc gamer has completely given up on getting any kind of non-reddit traffic to their site. This headline makes my brain bleed
all time classic vid
November 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
all time classic vid
no that’s actually really impressive
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
no that’s actually really impressive
Yeah I heard they had dat one on display at the Vatican! Ohhhh
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Yeah I heard they had dat one on display at the Vatican! Ohhhh
bro why did jeff kinney write ts
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
bro why did jeff kinney write ts
He should honestly have been held more accountable for this
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
He should honestly have been held more accountable for this
“pick an album from the year you turned 16” no, YOU pick
November 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
“pick an album from the year you turned 16” no, YOU pick