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assigned medicalized at birth
she/her
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oh no not bot-tan
December 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
oh no not bot-tan
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"what unspeakable crime did you commit that reshaped the trajectory of your life" would be a good password reset question
December 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"what unspeakable crime did you commit that reshaped the trajectory of your life" would be a good password reset question
in a mood where i want to say some shit like "i hate my manly fucking shoulders and ribcage" but one of you bitches would be like "oh no Mae you're so gorgeous" so i'd have to reply with something grateful and sincere-sounding while repressing the urge to say what i really mean which is "fuck off"
December 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
in a mood where i want to say some shit like "i hate my manly fucking shoulders and ribcage" but one of you bitches would be like "oh no Mae you're so gorgeous" so i'd have to reply with something grateful and sincere-sounding while repressing the urge to say what i really mean which is "fuck off"
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vibe i guess
我永遠不會忘記你
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December 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
vibe i guess
i just don't have space to feel bad about another thing today
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
i just don't have space to feel bad about another thing today
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I ""watched"" multiple episodes of a show I do not watch to make this.
December 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I ""watched"" multiple episodes of a show I do not watch to make this.
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VET WHO HAS NEVER HEARD OF FLEAS: I'm so sorry... your dog has tiny Draculas
December 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
VET WHO HAS NEVER HEARD OF FLEAS: I'm so sorry... your dog has tiny Draculas
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The issue isn’t hrt or validity. It is jealousy and stagnation. It’s people lashing out at a marginalized community while claiming to be in that community. Claiming we have privilege because of our ability to be out, like we don’t pick the photos we post before going out into the world to get hurt
December 14, 2025 at 5:28 AM
The issue isn’t hrt or validity. It is jealousy and stagnation. It’s people lashing out at a marginalized community while claiming to be in that community. Claiming we have privilege because of our ability to be out, like we don’t pick the photos we post before going out into the world to get hurt
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In all seriousness, it is sad to watch people become stuck in the self-realization stage of transitioning. It’s a symptom of online spaces where the stakes of transitioning can be forever delayed by the promise of being out on here, where outness can be defined and controlled through profile bios.
December 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
In all seriousness, it is sad to watch people become stuck in the self-realization stage of transitioning. It’s a symptom of online spaces where the stakes of transitioning can be forever delayed by the promise of being out on here, where outness can be defined and controlled through profile bios.
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The fact is no presenter has ever had to leave the BBC for expressing conservative views, or even explicitly endorsing a right-wing party.
Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The fact is no presenter has ever had to leave the BBC for expressing conservative views, or even explicitly endorsing a right-wing party.
Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
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Urbanists will talk about how cars are a machine that makes you selfish and crazy, and I know it’s easy to roll your eyes at that but if you give drivers the ability to comment they will say “yes I am selfish and crazy”
I care about the harm to my sanity and schedule for being forced to go artificially slow
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Urbanists will talk about how cars are a machine that makes you selfish and crazy, and I know it’s easy to roll your eyes at that but if you give drivers the ability to comment they will say “yes I am selfish and crazy”
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hey we’ve made an ai assisted laundry hamper that will text your therapist to schedule a session if you just keep pulling clean clothes out of it without ever putting them away it’s called hampr
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
hey we’ve made an ai assisted laundry hamper that will text your therapist to schedule a session if you just keep pulling clean clothes out of it without ever putting them away it’s called hampr
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
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and here's to you, Tyler Robinson
trannies loves you more than you will know
whoa, whoa, whoa
god bless you, please, Tyler Robinson
my bed holds a place for those who slay
hey, hey, hey
trannies loves you more than you will know
whoa, whoa, whoa
god bless you, please, Tyler Robinson
my bed holds a place for those who slay
hey, hey, hey
i'm gonna get on the apps next year to find a boyfriend and my bio is simply going to say "looking for my tyler robinson"
December 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
and here's to you, Tyler Robinson
trannies loves you more than you will know
whoa, whoa, whoa
god bless you, please, Tyler Robinson
my bed holds a place for those who slay
hey, hey, hey
trannies loves you more than you will know
whoa, whoa, whoa
god bless you, please, Tyler Robinson
my bed holds a place for those who slay
hey, hey, hey
heavyweight hugboxing champion
December 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
heavyweight hugboxing champion
she DEI'd wokely down the stairs
December 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
she DEI'd wokely down the stairs
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if you're gonna be a tranny, the absolute first thing you have to internalize is that cis society does not know what's best for you
December 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
if you're gonna be a tranny, the absolute first thing you have to internalize is that cis society does not know what's best for you
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
missed the Game Awards because i was too busy playing video games
December 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
missed the Game Awards because i was too busy playing video games
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lucy sits here holding the football and watching with a confused look on her face while charlie brown pays three teenagers to kick him in the balls repeatedly
December 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
lucy sits here holding the football and watching with a confused look on her face while charlie brown pays three teenagers to kick him in the balls repeatedly
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today's vibe ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ
envy
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December 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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