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something something taken trans lesbian (yes she/her) that consistently crashes out over potential nothingburgers but doesn't care enough

i do hate the UK wholly.
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should preface this so my notifications don't keep getting spammed: do not @ me if i have no clue who you are, the dm function is there and open (currently)
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November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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ME WHEN I BREAK INTO HOYOVERSE HQ
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.

🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.

This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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this coat may be my best thrift ever but it covers up my curves! 🙈🙈🙈
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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they call it pudding. because. i am going to be “pudding” it in my mouth.
November 28, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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1 like equals one clove of garlic going into my dish
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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i say this is good but actually fun julia fact im so squeamish and tame i actually think this level of toxic yuri in art/stories makes me more uncomfortable than engaged. im a fake toxic yuri fan i actually want them to be in love and happy underneath the toxic
engaging in your vampire girlfriend's humiliation kink by having her defanged and clipping her bat wings
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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(and here's a text-less version of the render cuz im really happy with out it turned out lol)
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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We just passed $130,000 in funding for It's Bunlith: The Witch Upstairs kickstarter campaign!! Getting closer to the 'Hire another animator' stretch goal ❤️🖤

Support the webshow here! www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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art should comfort the weird disturbed girls and disturb the annoying comfortable guys
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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only a british person would call someone a poof and think its a sick burn and not like it makes them look like theyre afraid to say swear words
June 2, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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i feel like i'm catching strays here even though i am gainfully employed
you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I just find this really sad. Imagine being so certain that you need slop machines to do your work, that you convince yourself that EVERYBODY must need them.
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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right now the worst guy you know is trying to find the right way to put "stuff you like a turkey" in a message to a woman that hates him
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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half his trans followers (so half his followers) just swooned
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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i am not particularly anti-AI in the sense that if i posted my positive thoughts on it i would be hounded by leftists calling me Literally Hitler but it's total cope to say that there isn't a massive fucking economic bubble forming around it just waiting to pop
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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I will not fall for the psyop to post pre-transition photos of myself on a public platform.
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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8gb ddr3 :((
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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it’s a shame that every single company on earth has forgotten how to optimize software
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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it’s funny how since i posted this at least one of my friends has been banned for the dumbest most batshit insane reasons per day
oh hell yeah man this is awesome
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
they really are just making some random poor bloke somewhere out there play "papers, please" as a job, huh
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM