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Birthday ficlet for the lovely @celestiphilia.bsky.social:

#dancae, 4.6K of meandering about sex, friendship, identity and oh yeah, the whole Amphoreus thing. (Spoilers for the big Whoops of 3.2).

OR: aromantic sexual fiend romances asexual book nerd.
AO3 header for the fic linked in the post “Okay,” Caelus says.

A pause.

Then another.

Then a third one, just for emphasis.

“Have you forgotten what I am?” Dan Heng asks, quiet, guarded.

Alarm bells blare at full strength inside Caelus skull: that sounds almost approaching hurt.

“My friend?” Caelus asks, candid.

“No!” Dan Heng shoves the scroll into the side table and puts his face in his hands. “I mean, yes, but not that.”

“That’s the only bit that matters,” Caelus replies, bluntly sincere because that’s about the best way to handle Dan Heng’s… everything: focus on the certainties that hold everything else together.

“Caelus,” Dan Heng says, leaning over, elbows on his knees, back bent forward to stare at him intently.

“Dan Heng!” Caelus replies, eyebrows arched.
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Day 16 - Laughter
#haikaveh
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Very nostalgic for FFXV again so here's an old favourite
#FFXV
FFXV fanart of Lunafreya holding Drautos's hand with her forehead pressed to his. Glauca's armour melts away from their touch.
My poor old lady, so deeply offended by the cone of how dare you! XD
She suffers! Gracefully! Like a lady! (she is throwing god's saltiest tantrum, it's great.) Poor thing.
She is an amazingly sweet and gentle girl. Devilishly smart. She can't wait until she's free. In the meantime she sighs loudly and smacks me in the ankles with her cone, lmao
Deeply unamused, but slowly recovering. She's just pissed about the cone.
Life is uncomfortable sometimes. Sometimes it's just the friction of sharing space with others. Not everything that makes you uncomfortable is malign or systemic. Sometimes it's the universe telling you it's your turn to yield.
My dog got a skin and ear infection and we're in the trenches of The Cone.
Clio, a golden retriever mix, wearing a cone and looking sad.
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PSA: Twitch partner support is just chat GPT now

Also do NOT use the /warn command EVER

As a moderator you can't remove a warning given on your chat through any means so if the user is on mobile and can't click the popup they are functionally shadowbanned.

This is absolutely fucking ridiculous
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omg ur grace is that u aha
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They’re talking about “porn addiction” on bluesky as if it’s real LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH
They’re talking about “porn addiction” on Twitter as if it’s real lord give me strength
"New Urgent Requirement Request."
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/
"The chancellor approved it"
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“Publisher didn’t register copyright”
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/
"The chancellor approved it"
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I love the orange cat taru agenda 🥰🥰🥰
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one last late night saturday reminder, because why not
Sooooo ... I may be fighting for my life with the conversation that follows this bit, but *this* part has been done for a while. Might as well, right?

Chapter 6 (part one) of Fragmentum, my silly little self-indulgent dancae manifesto is live:

archiveofourown.org/works/650822...
A screenshot of the ao3 summary for fragmentum, my embarrassing and self-indulgent slow-moving dancae manifesto
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アナイクス先生
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You might see several artists mad about the bluesky policy update banning non-con, even artists who do not make that kind of material, and wonder why it's such a problem. If that's you, here is a quick breakdown:

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