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Liberation Theological Catholic. Protect Trans Kids. Love your neighbors. Use alt-text. PFP: b&w image of Stan Laurel, my namesake. she/her
NWSL/BayFC
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I’m just expecting (hoping?) the rule goes away all together
February 12, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I like @sardonicus.eu He‘s a super chill dude in Wales with a neat moustache and a cool black cat. He shares beautiful photographs WITH alt text!
February 12, 2026 at 4:22 AM
She does not. She could qualify next year.
February 12, 2026 at 4:11 AM
EVERY TIME I go to the grocery store and I don’t buy cookies because I’m trying to eat healthier, and EVERY TIME I’m sad I didn’t buy cookies ☹️

when will I learn
February 12, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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JUST ANNOUNCED 🚨 #BayFC has acquired 2025 Midfielder of the Year Nominee and @uswnt.ussoccer.com standout, Claire Hutton, from the Kansas City Current.

The 2025 @nwslsoccer.com Best XI First Team selection will join the club in a historic transfer.

Details: bit.ly/4qHjFnW
Bay FC Acquires Midfielder Claire Hutton in Intra-League Transfer with Kansas City Current | Bay FC
Bay FC announced today the club has acquired midfielder Claire Hutton from the Kansas City Current in exchange for $1.1 Million in intra-league transfer funds.
bit.ly
February 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I’m speechless. I am this guy.
February 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: Kansas City Current has signed USWNT midfielder Croix Bethune, the club announced on Wednesday.

The 24-year-old joins the reigning NWSL shield winners through the 2027 season.
February 11, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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Bay FC has signed USWNT midfielder Claire Hutton, the club announced today.

In exchange, the Kansas City Current will receive $1.1 million in transfer fees, which is among the most expensive intra-league transfers in NWSL history.
February 11, 2026 at 9:16 PM
BayFC finally got a USWNT player and it’s a banger. Welcome to the Bay, Claire! #woso
Bay FC signs USWNT midfielder Claire Hutton in $1.1 million deal with Kansas City Current
With her contract expiring, the 20-year-old considered a move to Europe and has not ruled out the possibility in the future.
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I just read!! Oh thank god
February 11, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Surely this is against any rules of civility, no?

LEAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US 😡
Kansas City Current acquire USWNT's Croix Bethune from Washington Spirit in blockbuster NWSL deal
Croix Bethune set to join the 2025 NWSL Shield winners ahead of the 2026 season
www.cbssports.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
This won’t work for you because (forgive me if I’m wrong) you appear to be a cis man, but when I wanted a colonoscopy and my insurance would only pay for a poop test in the mail, I did my test when I was on my period and oh no! There was blood in the stool sample so I got a follow up colonoscopy 🤷🏼‍♀️
February 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Seriously team men usa get your shit together

you are disappointing
February 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Ok it is now 9AM PST so lets goooo @bayfc.com what‘s this special announcement
a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom making a gesture .
Alt: Judge Judy tapping her watch and smacking the bench waiting for BayFC’s player announcement promised by Coach Coates
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 PM
It is so embarrassing being an American and every day makes it worse
February 11, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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Why did British people invent soup
February 11, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I have watched this like ten times in a row. I am DYING 😂
February 11, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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americans last week: so the stone thing in curling is literally just called a stone?

americans today: they had the hammer in the penultimate end so they should have played a curl at about a 9, maybe 9.5, to fade in and draw into the button to freeze it so they could prevent a knockout by the guard
February 10, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
California, English, fire truck
February 10, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Prayers ascend 🙏
February 10, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Yes!
February 9, 2026 at 10:05 PM
@maggietokudahall.bsky.social

My friend showed me this knit sweater pattern and I IMMEDIATELY thought of you
February 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM