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Noodie | they/he | >30 | mostly FFVII | NSFW trans Cloud truther fic + yaps here, art @noodlindoodlin.bsky.social multiship minors and antis GO'N GIT 📖 https://archiveofourown.org/users/LilPrinceNoodie #🍓 noodieboboodie.straw.page banner: halebob

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🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi @noodieboboodie.bsky.social · Apr 23

Hi, I'm Noodie! I'm a filthy little multishippin smut peddler with a love for exploring niche kinks, a variety of relationship dynamics, and abundant trans fuckin. Here's a little highlight reel of some of my fav fics!

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🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi @noodieboboodie.bsky.social · 1h

"needs to be studied with a grant" BRUH, FUND ME, LET'S GO

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Ari/アリ🔞 @chocopup.bsky.social · 3h

also the way some people involved in this discourse still believe that top/bottom preference impacts personality also makes me hesitant to tag it. 1. i thought we left that in the manga from 2+ decades ago and 2. i don't want you to make assumptions about my charactization based on a top/bottom tag

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🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi @noodieboboodie.bsky.social · 7h

AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!???

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ada 🌀 gr13 @witchygredhead.bsky.social · 21h

vampire tifa x witch aerith is peak…

#ff7 #aerti

a digital painting of tifa lockhart as a vampire and aerith gainsborough in attire of a witch. the former leans in hugging the latter from behind, baring fangs. aerith carefully supports the other’s head with a flirty look. they both look in the camera

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Shinogu @shinogu-r.bsky.social · 8h

セフィロス描いたよ☺️✨

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🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi @noodieboboodie.bsky.social · 17h

I think I imagine the naturally-formed requiring more finesse to use, while the stuff they manufacture is more accessible? Like the natural deposits may be interesting for research purposes but not terribly useful as weaponry, as Shinra would prefer to make their juiced up synthetic versions?

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🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi @noodieboboodie.bsky.social · 17h

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *shaking* and part of why she's so fucking susceptible to Jenova after losing them. Because in her mind, who the fuck else is going to bother?

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi @noodieboboodie.bsky.social · 17h

your lines are beautiful and I love the tones you've chosen!!!

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi @noodieboboodie.bsky.social · 17h

I like to think about the naturally formed materia in the lifesprings and could imagine people who have more like traditional ecological knowledge knowing how to use it--but I would imagine that Shinra would be *quite* stingy of their manufactured materia and it would be hard af to get hold of.

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🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi @noodieboboodie.bsky.social · 17h

I've also had fun with writing it being an especially like, resonant? experience for soldiers/mako enhanced folks. I feel like when you're literally infused with magic to a toxic extreme, I like to imagine a sensitivity or recognition to the feeling.

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🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi @noodieboboodie.bsky.social · 17h

I enjoy seeing materia described as something that most people could use if they had access to it, but that some might be more adept at learning than others. I also enjoy the thought of elemental/type leanings.

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🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi @noodieboboodie.bsky.social · 1d

HAH

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi @noodieboboodie.bsky.social · 1d

Yessssssss

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi @noodieboboodie.bsky.social · 1d

FFFFFFFheck

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🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi @noodieboboodie.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yeah, thank you! Your husbandly services never go unappreciated!!!

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svg @mtbsun.bsky.social · Jul 22

A little bit of GS

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🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi @noodieboboodie.bsky.social · 1d

THANKS I HATE IT

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🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi @noodieboboodie.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon girl with pink hair is smiling and the word heh is on her face

ALT: a cartoon girl with pink hair is smiling and the word heh is on her face

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Shayna Moon (scary) @themoonis.gay · 4d

good fucking luck getting any LLM to be as horny as one (1) asexual writer

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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 1d

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Jacobin @jacobinmag.bsky.social · 2d

John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.

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🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi @noodieboboodie.bsky.social · 1d

(I hope you know no worries if you don't have it, I know sometimes these things disappear into the ether)

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🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi @noodieboboodie.bsky.social · 1d

👀 liiiink?

🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi @noodieboboodie.bsky.social · 1d

That is so unbelievably rude.

(Totally unrelated, if you hear a loud SQUAWK from the other end of the country, don't worry, my husband's FINE)

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🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi @noodieboboodie.bsky.social · 1d

(Zack wins on quantity, Seph on quality)

After the third or fourth threesome Seph and Zack are left alone that morning and they argue until they end up rage fucking on every surface of Cloud's apartment.

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🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi @noodieboboodie.bsky.social · 1d

A drawn out love triangle where they both try to woo him for months and he's finally like if y'all want to keep fucking me (separate) I want at least one threesome out of it.

Seph and Zack refuse to touch each other that first time. They compete to see who can make Cloud nut the most.

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