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Hi, I'm Noodie! I'm a filthy little multishippin smut peddler with a love for exploring niche kinks, a variety of relationship dynamics, and abundant trans fuckin. Here's a little highlight reel of some of my fav fics!
Happy December, loves. The next couple weeks are going to be rough. Work picks up a lot before the holidays, death anniversary looming, school work is coming to a head, and the weather makes me want to do my best roly poly impression. Be gentle with your local pervy pasta 💕
December 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Happy December, loves. The next couple weeks are going to be rough. Work picks up a lot before the holidays, death anniversary looming, school work is coming to a head, and the weather makes me want to do my best roly poly impression. Be gentle with your local pervy pasta 💕
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I feel like Barret Wallace needs some appreciation.
I was replaying FF7 rebirth trying to find a certain scene, and I’m once again blown away by how much I adore him. He’s a wonderful dad, and a loyal friend. I loved him in OG but he’s so much better in remake and rebirth.
I was replaying FF7 rebirth trying to find a certain scene, and I’m once again blown away by how much I adore him. He’s a wonderful dad, and a loyal friend. I loved him in OG but he’s so much better in remake and rebirth.
November 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I feel like Barret Wallace needs some appreciation.
I was replaying FF7 rebirth trying to find a certain scene, and I’m once again blown away by how much I adore him. He’s a wonderful dad, and a loyal friend. I loved him in OG but he’s so much better in remake and rebirth.
I was replaying FF7 rebirth trying to find a certain scene, and I’m once again blown away by how much I adore him. He’s a wonderful dad, and a loyal friend. I loved him in OG but he’s so much better in remake and rebirth.
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"Do it for Her" soldier at war type of pendant except Lucrecia has a small vial of J-cells on a fancy small chain, that she wears at all times
December 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"Do it for Her" soldier at war type of pendant except Lucrecia has a small vial of J-cells on a fancy small chain, that she wears at all times
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aro tfem gender-ascendant sefi has a hold on me. like that's not a woman that's an angel and she isn't in love with you bc she isn't in love with anyone. also she fucks nasty and has too many eyes and too many wings and is devouring the world whole
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
aro tfem gender-ascendant sefi has a hold on me. like that's not a woman that's an angel and she isn't in love with you bc she isn't in love with anyone. also she fucks nasty and has too many eyes and too many wings and is devouring the world whole
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there is never enough
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
there is never enough
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The Impossible Dream | Chapter 4 | #sefikura | #ffvii | Explicit (eventually)
archiveofourown.org/works/726437...
archiveofourown.org/works/726437...
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The Impossible Dream | Chapter 4 | #sefikura | #ffvii | Explicit (eventually)
archiveofourown.org/works/726437...
archiveofourown.org/works/726437...
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November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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was having a good art day so i drew the babe and his baby <3
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
was having a good art day so i drew the babe and his baby <3
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2B Cloud for my satisfaction
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
2B Cloud for my satisfaction
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November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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*taps mic* Zack Fair
service top getting head scritchies during sex and being embarrassed about how blatantly they whimper about it
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
*taps mic* Zack Fair
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service top getting head scritchies during sex and being embarrassed about how blatantly they whimper about it
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
service top getting head scritchies during sex and being embarrassed about how blatantly they whimper about it
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November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Instead of our problematic family, let's think about our problematic faves!
The annual Turks Turkey Day Potluck
(They have a collective agreement that they are not giving thanks)
The annual Turks Turkey Day Potluck
(They have a collective agreement that they are not giving thanks)
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Instead of our problematic family, let's think about our problematic faves!
The annual Turks Turkey Day Potluck
(They have a collective agreement that they are not giving thanks)
The annual Turks Turkey Day Potluck
(They have a collective agreement that they are not giving thanks)
In a very different tone, I'm tempted to do a follow up that is Angeal and Genesis in Midgar, Gen starting birth control, and the both of them losing their goddamn minds for a week while they wait for it to become effective.
the only game that I like to lose | GenGeal, explicit | 7k
Genesis/Angeal first time, set in delayed gratification au. what do we do when we want to avoid our feelings? smash, apparently. oneshot, complete.
archiveofourown.org/works/74651361
Genesis/Angeal first time, set in delayed gratification au. what do we do when we want to avoid our feelings? smash, apparently. oneshot, complete.
archiveofourown.org/works/74651361
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
In a very different tone, I'm tempted to do a follow up that is Angeal and Genesis in Midgar, Gen starting birth control, and the both of them losing their goddamn minds for a week while they wait for it to become effective.
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We make our own truths in this house.
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
We make our own truths in this house.
In other news I started playing Hades 2 this week and it hurts me spiritually that there aren't omega!Moros fics out in these wilds.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
In other news I started playing Hades 2 this week and it hurts me spiritually that there aren't omega!Moros fics out in these wilds.
last repost: trigun and ff7 I'm gonna lose it!!!!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
last repost: trigun and ff7 I'm gonna lose it!!!!!!!
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November 21, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM